Have fun spending money on sexOk. Have fun dying a virgin then
Oh I will. I will.Have fun spending money on sex
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.Ok. Have fun dying a virgin then
debatable I suppose
You want to fit in so bad you're willing to become a slave.
Mfw no hookers where I’m from
This. But most members here are just desperate simps who already pay serious money for OF, HIV escorts and other bs.
Just want the poon my brother. Have some nice cooming, life affirming experiences. Live an androcentric lifestyle ya know?
youre just a cuck bitch. OF exists because of losers like you.
Nah bitch, OF you don't get IRL experience
Men have lost their dignity, truly a dying breed.
Exactly no dignity, living like an animal that has no connection to their higher consciousness that allowed the human race to soar.
Keep sleeping in your self-made delusion that help you cope.
I guess we all cope
That retard keep coping that fuckin a washed-up hooker with a condom on is a "IRL experience". Skank pukes after she fucked a guy like him.
Today I found out what a brothel is
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Least you enjoyed it. My two experiences just left me traumatized. Expensive too. A loss all around. Do you plan on going again?
jbc is LAW
If I am, I’m not going for a long time
I wish I could escortcell.
$370 isn't even worth it for some whore who likely has diseases from fucking other men.
So, make that wish a reality fool
no, why you commit zina
Keep going
they are so fucking stupid
shouldve skipped this, think of the thousands of cocks that have been in her mouth. i dont think i could bring myself to kiss a escort whore
Fake tits are not soft. They sound real based on your description. You said they look fake. Can you show me an example?
Where can I find some hookers in your area?
They seemed to be perfectly round
Congrats bro. I should probably escortcel soon but I'm kind of afraid of getting arrested since I'm in Canada
They weren't that comically large but they were round like that, it did not seem natural
Based when you let out your incel rage on her in doggy style
This.
that's not that much, considering.
good job, you're still an incel and you just gave some whore money so she can keep funding her whore lifestyle with the money you actually had to work for, retardSo on my lunchtime break today I drove to a more expensive brothel and I escortcelled.
I went through the front door, the receptionist foid directed me to a waiting room. On the screen they were playing some porn, I guess it was to get you in the mood.
The first foid that walked through the door was a curry foid. The foid was very short, it sat as far away from me as possible and asked if I have any questions. I asked if I can do things like 69, stick my fingers in her roast beef and other things. From her body language it seemed that she did not like me very much and essentially said no to every thing I asked. So I told her to go away.
The second foid that walked through the door was a white foid with black hair and glasses. She had the sexy librarian look and she seemed a lot more warm and friendly. She sat next to me and touched my knee and shit. She said that she will suck my dick with no condom and I can do everything except anal and she will fuck only with a condom. I chose to be with her. She looked exactly like the pornstar Alex Coal (image below). She had an Australian Accent rather than an American accent though.
There were other foids that introduced themselves, I will describe my conversations with them if someone asks for it but otherwise I will go on with the tale.
So she directed me to the room. I was behind her, she was wearing sexy lingerie so I could see her ass move as I was behind her. We engage in small talk as we walk, asking if I finished work or whatever. I enter the room, there was a king sized bed and a shower there. She asked me to drop my pants to inspect my dick to see if it was diseased. She remarked that my cock was quite big, not sure if true or something to flatter me.
She told me to take a shower and that she will be back with all her stuff and some water, which I asked for earlier. I try and jack off a bit in the shower, a little afraid that I might have stage fright and not get a boner.
She came back and I got out of the shower. She took off her bra and panties and she was standing on her knees on the bed. I also did this and I went towards her, she started stroking my cock. I touched her tits, they seemed fake due to the shape but it felt good. I then licked her tits, while I was licking her tits I touched her vagina. The best way to describe the touch is that it is a fleshy hole that is also warm and wet. I also grabbed her ass as well.
I then lie down on the bed and then she sucked my dick. I would say this was the best sensation from the whole experience. Her mouth was warm and wet and it felt very good to have my penis inside there, she also sucked my balls and kissed around the whole area. I then asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something I did not experience. I think she enjoyed me eating her vagina, I could feel her legs shake and she stopped sucking my dick a bit to moan and stuff (again this might be fake).
She then put a condom on my cock but gave it a suck a few times in the process, I get the feeling she enjoyed sucking my cock but then again this might be fake. She then jumped on and I was inside a foid for the first time (seperated by a plastic bag though). It felt like the blowjob a bit but a bit less teethy and more tight. I grabbed her boobs while she was bouncing up and down and slapped her ass as well. Her boobs and ass were soft to touch but her stomach and everything else was tight as hell. She was also moaning very loudly. I was also forcing her up and down with my hands.
I then wanted to try doggy style and she then did that position. This is where I really let my incel rage and emotions out. I started of slowly and then built up. I was eventually thrusting as hard as I can, slapping her ass as hard as I can, was holding her hips and thrusting her whole body up and down. Foid really are a lot weaker than men. She was moaning like hell and was grabbing the sheets. That is when I blew a load and retreated. She was just lying there huffing and puffing saying that was really intense. She then got tissues and took off my condom, while taking off my condoms she kissed my chest.
She then said I should shower. During the shower we engaged in small talk. She asked what I do for work, I told her but being a literal whore she didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with me. She then walked me to the exit and that was it.
I felt good for a bit because I felt validated my the foid but the next day I was depressed cause I had to pay a few hundred dollars for that experience.
That's over 200 UK pounds for half an hour? Definitely overpriced. Should be an hour minimum for that. These days I would not pay more than 150 pouunds for a whore for an hour and if only half an hour I would pay no more than 100, maybe 110, although I really don't feel like seeing whores anymore cos it's just such a brief respite from the pain...
good for you
Congratulations
Never began for me i can't even get white foid escoets in pajeet land
the way you described it sounds like Centrefolds, welcome to the escie club boyo
Being a wizard is sad, why don't you rope?
Brocel is really nastyyou ate a whore's vagina? dude
Wow, you really got a great service! A little bit expensive, but in my opionion it was worth it. Do you mind visiting her again?
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