I dreamed something interesting

[Lonelyus]

So i was in the dream walking with a female, In the dream i had a GF, We were walking and i spotted a hill, I said, Lets smash over that hill, Then in the dream i took her from behind and did pull out game then were ready for round 2 after wiping my schlong, Then all of a sudden candyclaus appeared and put a huge bucket of candy infront of us and said keep going as he flew away with his reindeer dogs sleigh.

Then i woke up because i am hungry.

 

[Janaki]

hERe you go

 

[Lonelyus]

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hERe you go

No he placed the giant bucket infront of us, It was round and it was placed infront of us as we were in a dogging position.

He rode past with his reindeer dog sleigh and dropped it infront of her.

 

[Icarus]

Honestly sounds like lifefuel

 

[Lonelyus]

Honestly sounds like lifefuel

A bucket of candy and sex isnt bad, Too bad it can never happen irl, Its like a fairytale.

 

[Janaki]

No he placed the giant bucket infront of us, It was round and it was placed infront of us as we were in a dogging position.

He rode past with his reindeer dog sleigh and dropped it infront of her.

Ok. Go have some candy.

 

[based_meme]

This dream portends a great calamity.

 

[Icarus]

A bucket of candy and sex isnt bad, Too bad it can never happen irl, Its like a fairytale.

 

[Lonelyus]

Ok. Go have some candy.

I cant pull candy from a dream.

 

[Lonelyus]

This dream portends a great calamity.

calamity​

/kə-lăm′ĭ-tē/​

noun​

1. An event that brings terrible loss, lasting distress, or severe affliction; a disaster.
   A hurricane would be a calamity for this low-lying coastal region.
2. Dire distress resulting from loss or tragedy.

from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition. More at Wordnik

The loss and tragedy was that i woke up and didnt expirience the dream further.

 

[Janaki]

I cant pull candy from a dream.

In real life.


View: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/436356651393725576/
(try this one)

 

[Lonelyus]

In real life.


View: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/436356651393725576/
(try this one)

His name is candyclaus and his suit was yellow and not red

 

[Lonelyus]

I wonder what would have happened if the dream didnt end after he left, So would we eat candy and keep dogging?

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]