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I didn't even know how to drink from plastic bottles

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Literally I can't count how many people pointed out this thing.
When I drink from plastic bottles I used to suck all the air and I shrink the bottle.
I'm not even joking; I don't know it its autism or what.
 
That’s a good thing

You don’t want to be drinking from plastic bottles
 
i do this all the time, it depends of bottle neck size
You don’t want to be drinking from plastic bottles
however this, i dont like the taste of xenoestrogens
 
Imagine knowing you're doing something wrong, then complaining about being low IQ

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I have no clue what to say about this.
You don’t want to be drinking from plastic bottles
Better than drinking recycled toilet water from the sink.
 
Literally I can't count how many people pointed out this thing.
When I drink from plastic bottles I used to suck all the air and I shrink the bottle.
I'm not even joking; I don't know it its autism or what.
Don't gulp down the water when you drink and then you won't end up sucking all the air from the bottle.
 
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Literally I can't count how many people pointed out this thing.
When I drink from plastic bottles I used to suck all the air and I shrink the bottle.
I'm not even joking; I don't know it its autism or what.
uh just put ur upper lip in the bottle and the lower lip around the cap so you create sort of like a airway where the water can flow
 
uh just put ur upper lip in the bottle and the lower lip around the cap so you create sort of like a airway where the water can flow
Assuming this is the setup you are suggesting this could be a choking hazard if he accidentally swallows the cap of the bottle tbh
Your advice is pretty good otherwise ngl just replace the underlined with "the lower lip over side of bottle opening closer to your mouth."
 
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Progress story on .co
 
You have a VERY serious drinking problem bro...

You need helps!
 
Over for air suckercels tbh ngl
 
Literally I can't count how many people pointed out this thing.
When I drink from plastic bottles I used to suck all the air and I shrink the bottle.
I'm not even joking; I don't know it its autism or what.
This is actually high-IQ, just made a thread about it and saw this under related threads.

Air exposure is how you lose fizz so you keep carbonation longer with less air in bottle.

edit: on second thought I think I misread OP, you're like literally swallowing air? wtf

you should be squeezing the bottle to deform/flatten is to reduce it's volume as the volume of soda decreases, but that air should just be going out into the room not your belly

I used to swallow air as a teen because you can force yourself to burp that way and it was fun for a bit before it got boring/painful

You don't exactly need a bottle to do it though, you can swallow air any time.

It's hard to explain exactly how to do it, Im' too tired (3h sleep) to put it into the most concise of terms but I'll try...

Basically collect a bunch of air in your mouth (cheeks and lips should be bulging) basically by fully inhaling and then trying to exhale through your mouth to make it expand.

You can't exhale through your nose for some reason when you do that, I tried, it's weird, not sure I can explain the physics...

But anyway then you should do a swallowing motion and force your cheeks/mouth inward and this will force air into your stomach and it will expand.

If I ever wanted to be a competetive eater then I'd probably do that in addition to drinking water to expand it.

Probably not a wise idea if you have a weight problem though because then it takes more to make you feel full?

OTOH maybe I should swallow air and not burp and it would discourage me to eat? Dunno. Burping creates room for more food and makes you feel less full, in theory?
 
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