NSFW I couldn't even handle a woman in bed

[Junkie]

I somehow managed to get myself a woman. Now what? My physique is pathetic and my dick is soft from years of pornography.

I wouldn't be able to handle a butt like this:

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What's the point of ascending if I can't give my woman pleasure because I'm too inefficient in bed?

 

[H8mychudlife]

Is this hypothetical

 

[endoftheskies]

I somehow managed to get myself a woman. Now what? My physique is pathetic and my dick is soft from years of pornography.

I wouldn't be able to handle a butt like this:

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What's the point of ascending if I can't give my woman pleasure because I'm too inefficient in bed?

fakecel. not khhhv

 

[Junkie]

Is this hypothetical

Yes.

 

[endoftheskies]

I somehow managed to get myself a woman. Now what? My physique is pathetic and my dick is soft from years of pornography.

I wouldn't be able to handle a butt like this:

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View attachment 1581575

What's the point of ascending if I can't give my woman pleasure because I'm too inefficient in bed?

mods rape him! mods rape him!!!! mods testicular torsion!!!!! mods ip-ban him, mods go to his house!!!

 

[endoftheskies]

I somehow managed to get myself a woman. Now what? My physique is pathetic and my dick is soft from years of pornography.

I wouldn't be able to handle a butt like this:

Spoiler

View attachment 1581575

What's the point of ascending if I can't give my woman pleasure because I'm too inefficient in bed?

i agree. we are so inexperienced lmao. i am so alone, i wouldn't be able to handle sudden emotional connection.

 

[H8mychudlife]

Yes.

I'm doomed in thos reguard too. My pencil cock wouldn't suffice

 

[Junkie]

mods rape him! mods rape him!!!!

Retard, don't you understand how the sentence was formed? "I somehow managed to get a woman" is a hypothetical scenario, you troglodyte.

 

[H8mychudlife]

i agree. we are so inexperienced lmao. i am so alone, i wouldn't be able to handle sudden emotional connection.

I don't want emotional connection, i want revenge for all the mistreatment

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I'd nut instantly tbh. Not sure how women feel about that.

 

[endoftheskies]

Retard, don't you understand how the sentence was formed? "I somehow managed to get a woman" is a hypothetical scenario, you troglodyte.

'I somehow managed to get a woman' isn't hypothetical. Its self-deprecating sure, but nothing indicates the truth-value of it lmao. plus, i was joking lmao. stop going on angry rants lmao.

 

[FuckYou]

my dick is soft from years of pornography.

you could try to stop jerking off or take Viagra.

 

[Junkie]

you could try to stop jerking off or take Viagra.

I always end up relapsing anyway.

 

[gluttony]

Is this hypothetical

yeah i call it ascension if you had sex anyway who cares if you even pleasured her or not.

 

[cunnylover69]

The first time i went to a strip club and got a lap dance my hands was shaking. Brutal realitypill.

 

[SteelCentaur]

I have a frenulum breve. I would probably tear my deformed dick and die of blood loss.

 

[Emba]

Is this hypothetical

No bro!

We actually will have that opportunity

 

[Clockwork]

Fantasy: I'll bang her in all positions and we keep having sex for hours, with both of us cumming multiple times.

Reality: If I had the chance to see a girl naked, I'd probably cum the moment she touches my dick.

 

[H8mychudlife]

No bro!

We actually will have that opportunity

Maybe you do, I don't!

 

[itneverbegan4me689]

chads.is

 

[Emba]

Maybe you do, I don't!

Ok

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I somehow managed to get myself a woman.

Nigga what

 

[Vector2800]

Add an “If” before the I. That is why people are confused.

 

[Junkie]

Nigga what

It's a hypothetical sentence.

"You managed to get rich. What do you next?"

"I managed to a get a woman. Now what?"

You know what I mean?

 

[Moth]

Inb4 he gets hit with an RFI.

 

[Junkie]

Add an “If” before the I. That is why people are confused.

Too late. Can't edit the post after 30 minutes. But I thought people were capable of understanding, not gonna lie.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

It's a hypothetical sentence.

"You managed to get rich. What do you next?"

"I managed to a get a woman. Now what?"

You know what I mean?

Still sus

 

[currycel102]

its not like a girl will appear in your bed randomly. you may have lots of interaction/like dates and shit getting to know her first and in that time period, be it a week, a month, whatever, you stop watching porn and make your dick work again

 

[currycel102]

You made this thread just to post that video i bet

 

[Junkie]

You made this thread just to post that video i bet

Part of the reason, yes.

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

If it makes you feel better just imagine her being brutally raped and killed by currycels and sandniggercels

 

[Duskcel]

yeah i call it ascension if you had sex anyway who cares if you even pleasured her or not.

 

[Eunuch]

I never understood the "handling" a woman thing, like it's literally just looks and dick size, and to a lesser extent strength and height

The Jews got you but I can't blame you if you're from California, they've had a stronghold there for over a century

 

[Failed Pullout]

Don't feel bad I recognize her as well.

 

[Junkie]

Don't feel bad I recognize her as well.

A fellow man of culture.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

I somehow managed to get myself a woman. Now what? My physique is pathetic and my dick is soft from years of pornography.

I wouldn't be able to handle a butt like this:

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View attachment 1581575

What's the point of ascending if I can't give my woman pleasure because I'm too inefficient in bed?

I would probably make her limp next day

 

[Serious]

 

[Runt171]

Add an “If” before the I. That is why people are confused.

Its kind if easy to tell what he meant anyway tbh
It confused me at first but a second later I realised