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A few days ago I made the mistake of throwing away an eaten apple core in the trash can of my room. I usually take stuff that can rot and attract bugs to the kitchen trash but I got lazy this time. Well turns out a fruit fly got to it and laid her eggs in it. Now I have an infestation with 20+ of these fuckers flying around my bedroom. These motherfuckers are mogging me and having sex orgies in the corner my room all day long. I took out the trash and cleaned up but I still see more than a dozen on my walls or flying around. I tried to ignore them for the most part because they will either die or move out when they realize there is no more rotting food for them.
I raged when I went to my bed and saw one of them lying on my pillow. I was going to my bed to coom to some porn but this fruit fly nigger decided to ruin my moment. I took a tissue box and smacked the fly with it. The smack seemed to cripple it because it couldn't fly away afterwards. Now with the upper hand, I decided I would get revenge on this fucker by cooming on it. Although it couldn't fly, it was walking around all over the place trying to escape its fate (death by coom). I had to use a ballpoint pen to amputate one of its wings and legs to keep it still. Then I whipped out my dick and pulled up pornhub on my phone.
Not long after pornhub loaded, I paused and took a moment to reflect on what I was about to do. I was gonna coom on a fruit fly that I wasn't even sure what its gender was. It could've be either a male or female. If it's a male, that shit would be gay af
, and my nigga, im not about that lgbt life . I had to put my dick away and verify that this was a female fruit fly before I could continue. I opened another tab and searched "how to tell fruit fly gender" which led me to this wikihow page.
According to wikihow, female flies have more stripes on their abdomen and have a sharply pointed abdomen. I took some close up pics of the (now crippled) fruit fly for scientific analysis.
I came to the conclusion that this was indeed a female fruit fly. Armed with this newfound understanding, I could safely commence special operation C.O.O.M.
Long story short, I found a hot step bro and step sis jew porn video, spanked my monkey, and unleashed my seed upon the fruit fly nigger whore. As you can see in the pic, she was unable to handle the coom. RIP. At least I got to cuck a male fruit fly chad by beating up his hoe and proceeding to coom on her.
I will do it again if I find another nigger whore fruit fly on my bed
I raged when I went to my bed and saw one of them lying on my pillow. I was going to my bed to coom to some porn but this fruit fly nigger decided to ruin my moment. I took a tissue box and smacked the fly with it. The smack seemed to cripple it because it couldn't fly away afterwards. Now with the upper hand, I decided I would get revenge on this fucker by cooming on it. Although it couldn't fly, it was walking around all over the place trying to escape its fate (death by coom). I had to use a ballpoint pen to amputate one of its wings and legs to keep it still. Then I whipped out my dick and pulled up pornhub on my phone.
Not long after pornhub loaded, I paused and took a moment to reflect on what I was about to do. I was gonna coom on a fruit fly that I wasn't even sure what its gender was. It could've be either a male or female. If it's a male, that shit would be gay af
, and my nigga, im not about that lgbt life . I had to put my dick away and verify that this was a female fruit fly before I could continue. I opened another tab and searched "how to tell fruit fly gender" which led me to this wikihow page.According to wikihow, female flies have more stripes on their abdomen and have a sharply pointed abdomen. I took some close up pics of the (now crippled) fruit fly for scientific analysis.
I came to the conclusion that this was indeed a female fruit fly. Armed with this newfound understanding, I could safely commence special operation C.O.O.M.
Long story short, I found a hot step bro and step sis jew porn video, spanked my monkey, and unleashed my seed upon the fruit fly nigger whore. As you can see in the pic, she was unable to handle the coom. RIP. At least I got to cuck a male fruit fly chad by beating up his hoe and proceeding to coom on her.
I will do it again if I find another nigger whore fruit fly on my bed
