i bumped in to a foid, went home, had a wank then cried

[Ron.Belgrade]

>be me
>go to market for fresh salmon

i love salmon

>bump into qt 9/10 noodlefoid
>she says says 'sorry didnt see you' in an extremely high pitched feminine voice
>get near instant boner
>buy salmon and walk back home
>dont even put salmon in fridge but have a wank instead
>done with wanking

postnutdepression.jpeg

>realize that im an autistic weird virgin incel that will never find true love
>start to cry a little bit

 

[weaselbomber]

listen to Crywank for a fitting experience

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

listen to Crywank for a fitting experience

haha by gpf right?

i know it

 

[Sneir]

>be me
>go to market for fresh salmon

i love salmon

>bump into qt 9/10 noodlefoid
>she says says 'sorry didnt see you' in an extremely high pitched feminine voice
>get near instant boner
>buy salmon and walk back home
>dont even put salmon in fridge but have a wank instead
>done with wanking

postnutdepression.jpeg

>realize that im an autistic weird virgin incel that will never find true love
>start to cry a little bit

JEBEM TI MAJKU KURVO TY PICO SALMON IS FOR PEDOPHILES ANYWAY NO NODDLEWHORES IN BELGRAD *IN VIDEO GAME(

 

[Therapywasaaste]

9/10 noodlefoid

That's an oxymoron.

she says says 'sorry didnt see you' in an extremely high pitched feminine voice

Chad

get near instant boner

I would too.

 

[Sneir]

That's an oxymoron.

Chad

I would too.

BASED AS FUCK NODDLE YELLOW FEVER FILTH CAN BE MAX SUBHUMAN THAT NEEDS TO BE BURNT ALIVE WITH NAPALM BASED BROCEL *IN VIDEO GAME(

 

[CobsonCel]

feel you brocel

 

[Vendetta]

>be me
>go to market for fresh salmon

i love salmon

>bump into qt 9/10 noodlefoid
>she says says 'sorry didnt see you' in an extremely high pitched feminine voice
>get near instant boner
>buy salmon and walk back home
>dont even put salmon in fridge but have a wank instead
>done with wanking

postnutdepression.jpeg

>realize that im an autistic weird virgin incel that will never find true love
>start to cry a little bit

nigga what

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

JEBEM TI MAJKU KURVO TY PICO SALMON IS FOR PEDOPHILES ANYWAY NO NODDLEWHORES IN BELGRAD *IN VIDEO GAME(

odjebi westoid, vrati se na pscychward jfl

 

[Sneir]

odjebi westoid, vrati se na pscychward jfl

JA SEM KURVO RUSSIAN PSYCHO FROM STEEL JEBEM TI MAJKU TY PICO *IN VIDEO GAME(

 

[over4men]

she could feel ur high T levels due to the salmon thats why she became high pitched

 

[Vendetta]

she could feel ur high T levels due to the salmon thats why she became high pitched

no communism for ur face​

 

[incelerated]

should have fucked the salmon

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

should have fucked the salmon

in the oven for 9mins on 170degrees celcius, poke a hole in it and good to go

 

[Diddy]

You sound like a kid.

 

[Sigma]

i love salmon

Based

 

[EnviadoVerde]

>get near instant boner

 

[EnviadoVerde]

 

[Puppeter]

Play ben 10 alien force game creator

 

[bruhwtf]

ok

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

You sound like a kid.

i am an autistic manchild, unfortunately

 

[Diddy]

i am an autistic manchild, unfortunately

I still can't believe you're nearly a decade older than me. I always thought you were in your late-teens.