Based I am the most stereotypical neckbeard caricature ever.

[Zer0/∞]

I’m fat, ugly, short, mentally ill, have no friends, hobbies, or aspirations, I can’t grow proper beard, I fap to hentai, I unhealthy pale skin, leave my house once a month to eat chicken tenders at Popeyes and I spend my entire day rotting on the couch with my laptop.

 

[Animecel2D]

You would be the perfect ugly bastard in a NTR hentai, stop being a volcel and go and cuck some poor dude with his hot wife

 

[PLA1092]

I’m fat, ugly, short, mentally ill, have no friends, hobbies, or aspirations, I can’t grow proper beard, I fap to hentai, I unhealthy pale skin, leave my house once a month to eat chicken tenders at Popeyes and I spend my entire day rotting on the couch with my laptop.

Not gonna lie, you would probably look better if you lost weight.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

You would be the perfect ugly bastard in a NTR hentai, stop being a volcel and go and cuck some poor dude with his hot wife

true over

 

[whenyousleep]

I’m fat, ugly, short, mentally ill, have no friends, hobbies, or aspirations, I can’t grow proper beard, I fap to hentai, I unhealthy pale skin, leave my house once a month to eat chicken tenders at Popeyes and I spend my entire day rotting on the couch with my laptop.

You can always pick up hobbies and lose weight bro

 

[Freder]

I’m fat, ugly, short, mentally ill, have no friends, hobbies, or aspirations, I can’t grow proper beard, I fap to hentai, I unhealthy pale skin, leave my house once a month to eat chicken tenders at Popeyes and I spend my entire day rotting on the couch with my laptop.

Im all of these excepet fat and short

OK, I'm joining the club. I'm all of this but fapping to hentai and eating tenders.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

i have soy chin

 

[Claude]

curry brutal