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Serious I am the biggest anti simp i know

Rhaast

Rhaast

You only made my life better you fucking whore.
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I give 0 fucks tbh. Like ill tell you a story.

This happened yesterday actually, i was in class and shit and we had this bullshit ass exercise that i didnt understand, so an incel in denial(actual incel, he told me that he never had a gf yesterday because he just doesnt care about romance, nuce cope lmao) who was sitting next to me asked me if i have any clue what we are studying so i answered no, then he said that i should ask the foids sitting infront of us(the 3 from the library story) so i said why the fuck not and asked the hottest one(the one who said i am intimidating anf couldnt look me in the eyes without TEEHEEing) , i forgot her fucking name so i called her a different name that sounds familiar, she turned around and corrected me, then i ordered her (yes ordered :feelsjuice:) to explain so she started. So then long story short i dont remember what i said but she told me to shut up and listen to her (trying to look all cute and shit) and i had none of it, despite her joking i told her to shut the fuck up and turn around. She got very red and did, fuck that whore, no one is telling me to shut the fuck up, especially such an inferior toilet :feelsjuice:
 
You sound like a genuine mentalcel.
 
You sound like a genuine slayer.
 
You sound like a genuine mentalcel.
Stfu bluepilled cuck.

Everybody knows that foids get moist when you treat them like trash and tell them to stfu.
 
Stfu bluepilled cuck.

Everybody knows that foids get moist when you treat them like trash and tell them to stfu.
When did I indicate that I was unaware of this fact? I simply stated that the OP is a mentalcel.
 
are you trying to commit suicide by mods?
 
I give 0 fucks tbh. Like ill tell you a story.

This happened yesterday actually, i was in class and shit and we had this bullshit ass exercise that i didnt understand, so an incel in denial(actual incel, he told me that he never had a gf yesterday because he just doesnt care about romance, nuce cope lmao) who was sitting next to me asked me if i have any clue what we are studying so i answered no, then he said that i should ask the foids sitting infront of us(the 3 from the library story) so i said why the fuck not and asked the hottest one(the one who said i am intimidating anf couldnt look me in the eyes without TEEHEEing) , i forgot her fucking name so i called her a different name that sounds familiar, she turned around and corrected me, then i ordered her (yes ordered :feelsjuice:) to explain so she started. So then long story short i dont remember what i said but she told me to shut up and listen to her (trying to look all cute and shit) and i had none of it, despite her joking i told her to shut the fuck up and turn around. She got very red and did, fuck that whore, no one is telling me to shut the fuck up, especially such an inferior toilet :feelsjuice:
Sounds like an humble brag tbh
 
She probably masturbated after you told her to turn around and stfu, bitches love that stuff.
Sheesh I wish I was a slayer like you or moeggels
 
Sounds like an humble brag tbh
he knows it.
braggers.is

what a surprise that an "incel" who looks like this turned out to be a troll
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She probably masturbated after you told her to turn around and stfu, bitches love that stuff.
Sheesh I wish I was a slayer like you or moeggels
How can you genuinely believe this and also believe that the OP is not a mentalcel? If he has women fantasizing about and masturbating to thoughts of him, then there are only a few possibilities:
1. The story is made up.
2. He isn't actually an incel and just pretends to be on this forum to troll people.
3. He is a mentalcel.
This is one of the rare instances where personality actually does matter. If you already have a girl so attracted to you that she is masturbating to thoughts of you alone in her bedroom, 99% of the time the only thing that could prevent you from being able to have sex with her is either your inaction or your terrible autism.
 
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Bro will you get the fuck off this forum.


She probably got wet and wanting you to have sex with her in class.
 
2. He isn't actually an incel and just pretends to be on this forum to troll people.
That wouldn't be possible .... he would never do such thing :worryfeels:
 
are you trying to commit suicide by mods?
No man why? :feelsjuice:
Sounds like an humble brag tbh
Not at all tbh :feelsjuice:
fakecel at it again
I am an incel :feelsjuice:
he knows it.


braggers.is

what a surprise that an "incel" who looks like this turned out to be a troll
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Please dont post my pic. @Fat Link
Orders me.
Send me money :feelsjuice:
How can you genuinely believe this and also believe that the OP is not a mentalcel? If he has women fantasizing about and masturbating to thoughts of him, then there are only a few possibilities:
1. The story is made up.
2. He isn't actually an incel and just pretends to be on this forum to troll people.
3. He is a mentalcel.
This is one of the rare instances where personality actually does matter. If you already have a girl so attracted to you that she is masturbating to thoughts of you alone in her bedroom, 99% of the time the only thing that could prevent you from being able to have sex with her is either your inaction or your terrible autism.
1 story is real
2 no tbh
3 i am not a mentalcel, i am an unluckycel.
Bro will you get the fuck off this forum.


She probably got wet and wanting you to have sex with her in class.
No and maybe :feelsjuice:
That wouldn't be possible .... he would never do such thing :worryfeels:
:feelsjuice::yes:
 
At least the incel in denial didn't try to whiteknight for her.
 
Please dont post my pic. @Fat Link
Leave my based bro iamsubhuman alone, why do you immediatly run to Fat Link like a whiny bitch? :feelswhat:
 
Please dont post my pic.
You're right, bro. Sorry I broke the rules, but
  • Do not LARP; there is a difference between withholding your experiences and pretending that they never happened.
  • Do not humble-brag, such as by subtly praising your own features ("I'm incel even though I'm muscular and 6'2").
  • Do not troll, bait, proselytize, post misinformation or platitudes, mass tag users, or necropost (i.e., do not post in inactive threads older than ~1 month unless you have something to contribute - plain agreement, mere quoting, and meaningless one-liners don't qualify as contributing).
  • You can only have one account, do not make more. Do not share your account, or post on behalf of other users.
  • Do not post low effort, spam, advertisement, or in all-caps.
  • Inceldom Discussion:
    • Low effort is not allowed here. Please post quality threads and responses only.
 
At least the incel in denial didn't try to whiteknight for her.
He actually said bruh at least let her explain to us. Dude is kind of based ngl, respect. :feelzez:
 
You're right, bro. Sorry I broke the rules, but
  • Do not LARP; there is a difference between withholding your experiences and pretending that they never happened.
  • Do not humble-brag, such as by subtly praising your own features ("I'm incel even though I'm muscular and 6'2").
  • Do not troll, bait, proselytize, post misinformation or platitudes, mass tag users, or necropost (i.e., do not post in inactive threads older than ~1 month unless you have something to contribute - plain agreement, mere quoting, and meaningless one-liners don't qualify as contributing).
  • You can only have one account, do not make more. Do not share your account, or post on behalf of other users.
  • Do not post low effort, spam, advertisement, or in all-caps.
  • Inceldom Discussion:
    • Low effort is not allowed here. Please post quality threads and responses only.
1 where is the LARP?
2I didnt humblebrag in this thread, i didnt mention anything that has to do with my height and face, you did.
3 i am not trolling or baiting :feelsjuice:
4 well shieeet.
5 this is not low effort, its a long thread :feelsjuice:
 
He actually said bruh at least let her explain to us. Dude is kind of based ngl, respect. :feelzez:
Based. That makes up for his coping. :feelzez:
 
1 where is the LARP?
is this post a true story?
2I didnt humblebrag in this thread, i didnt mention anything that has to do with my height and face, you did.
you treated women like shit and that is dark triad slayer trait and you know it. just look at your replies :feelshmm:

+ this like the second thread. the first one was called "Later virgins" in which a girl gives you her hotspot or something (i didn't bother reading it) :chad:
3 i am not trolling or baiting
if this post is LARP = auto troll post

if this post is true = you baited people into calling you fakecel
 
is this post a true story?

you treated women like shit and that is dark triad slayer trait and you know it. just look at your replies :feelshmm:
Being dark triad isnt a brag, anyone can do it :feelsjuice:
+ this like the second thread. the first one was called "Later virgins" in which a girl gives you her hotspot or something (i didn't bother reading it) :chad:
Not the first post of its kind :feelsjuice:
if this post is LARP = auto troll post

if this post is true = you baited people into calling you fakecel
It is real, and no it isnt a troll post, the main point here is that i am not a simp, but you focused on the part which you claimed makes me a fakecel slayer :feelsjuice:
 
Not the first post of its kind
are you saying you've been spamming ID with these types of posts, that's gotta be a broken rule right there :feelsStudy::feelsstudy:
 
Lol
She probably masturbated after you told her to turn around and stfu, bitches love that stuff.
Sheesh I wish I was a slayer like you or moeggels
Chadcels
 

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