Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

It's Over I am currently at the most desperate to ascend that I think I have ever been.

Toxic_Manbabby

Toxic_Manbabby

Admiral
★★
Joined
Jun 29, 2021
Posts
2,670
Lately, I have been so down bad that I am literally fearing for my life because I feel like I am going to die several decades before the average life expectancy for a man in in the USA if I don't find a way to ascend soon. I remember seeing a study showing that not having sex increases your risk of heart attacks or whatever. Does someone have that study?
 
RollD20

RollD20

I just want handholding
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 10, 2019
Posts
17,359
I hope not I want to still enjoy rotting
 
jddi7smi

jddi7smi

foidxtermination officER
Joined
Apr 11, 2023
Posts
1,017
cels who want to escort
 
Toxic_Manbabby

Toxic_Manbabby

Admiral
★★
Joined
Jun 29, 2021
Posts
2,670
I hope not I want to still enjoy rotting
Why? Isn't the whole point of inceldom the fact that you desire sex, but are unable to have sex involuntarily?
 
RollD20

RollD20

I just want handholding
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 10, 2019
Posts
17,359
Why? Isn't the whole point of inceldom the fact that you desire sex, but are unable to have sex involuntarily?
I don't want a heart attack I mean. I would like to live as long as possible, even as an incel.
 
Copexodius Maximus

Copexodius Maximus

Mentally destroyed by reality
★★★★★
Joined
Jul 21, 2020
Posts
42,270
Hopefully you do ascend
 
lemon21

lemon21

Isekai enjoyer
★★★★★
Joined
Sep 8, 2021
Posts
6,147
Same, seeing hot foids with tight clothing and big asses is damaging my penis
 
Toxic_Manbabby

Toxic_Manbabby

Admiral
★★
Joined
Jun 29, 2021
Posts
2,670
I don't want a heart attack I mean. I would like to live as long as possible, even as an incel.
I'm the same way. That's why I quit my job and never got another one. Two of my coworkers already died from heart attacks during my 5 years working there as a dishwasher.
 
RollD20

RollD20

I just want handholding
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 10, 2019
Posts
17,359
I'm the same way. That's why I quit my job and never got another one. Two of my coworkers already died from heart attacks during my 5 years working there as a dishwasher.
Brutal. My first job was a dishwasher.
 
RollD20

RollD20

I just want handholding
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 10, 2019
Posts
17,359
Is dishwasher an incel job?
It's chill but I didn't like it cause the servers kept leaving unfinished food on the plate and expected me to walk over tot he dumpster wipe the plate then clean it.
It's too many people and lots of pressure to keep up so I'd say no.
My dream job would be some government desk job so I can basically ldar on tax payer monies and not get fired.
 
Toxic_Manbabby

Toxic_Manbabby

Admiral
★★
Joined
Jun 29, 2021
Posts
2,670
It's chill but I didn't like it cause the servers kept leaving unfinished food on the plate and expected me to walk over tot he dumpster wipe the plate then clean it.
It's too many people and lots of pressure to keep up so I'd say no.
My dream job would be some government desk job so I can basically ldar on tax payer monies and not get fired.
I was a dishwasher for a deli inside a grocery store, so we didn't really have plates; but I had trouble when I got paired with certain people because it seemed like their presence makes the amount of dishes that need washing increase by 500%.
 
RollD20

RollD20

I just want handholding
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 10, 2019
Posts
17,359
I was a dishwasher for a deli inside a grocery store, so we didn't really have plates; but I had trouble when I got paired with certain people because it seemed like their presence makes the amount of dishes that need washing increase by 500%.
Sounds like a shit time. Some people just make the job harder for no reason. I also didn't like how I was the 'lowest' guy there, cause dishwashers are replaceable. I worked in a warehouse in a while it was far more chill just do your thing and no one bothers you mostly but long hours is a drag.
Which is why I returned to studymaxxing I can't work shithole jobs anymore, I'd go crazy.
 
Gutless

Gutless

Cut my life into pee sez
★★★★
Joined
Mar 18, 2023
Posts
2,829
Reality Reaction GIF by Married At First Sight
 
HomicidalSuicidal88

HomicidalSuicidal88

Forever lonely
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 7, 2022
Posts
933
Toxic_Manbabby

Toxic_Manbabby

Admiral
★★
Joined
Jun 29, 2021
Posts
2,670
Sounds like a shit time. Some people just make the job harder for no reason. I also didn't like how I was the 'lowest' guy there, cause dishwashers are replaceable. I worked in a warehouse in a while it was far more chill just do your thing and no one bothers you mostly but long hours is a drag.
Which is why I returned to studymaxxing I can't work shithole jobs anymore, I'd go crazy.
I can't work jobs anymore because I now have years worth of repressed anger that can be triggered like a bomb and it physically hurts me to just ignore it; so it has to hurt someone. Relaxing here at home has been the only way I've found to keep it at bay, although it doesn't work 100% of the time...
 

Similar threads

CorpseWatcher
Replies
20
Views
860
Prince of Hatred
Prince of Hatred
Autoimmunecel
Replies
78
Views
3K
BananacelBR
B

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape7
shape8
Top