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Hypothetical femoid likes you...What do you talk about?

TheRealChincel

TheRealChincel

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Somehow you found (because you can never “get”) a female that likes you physically or at least your provider potential. Great, time to celebrate, right? Well...probably not, I’m not one to bring doubt into things ;) but what do you discuss? I’m at the extreme end of things here: 30+ KHHV, asocial, no friends 4 life, physically impaired, etc. However, most guys here I’d imagine are not social slayers who happen to just do poorly with the ladies.

I can only imagine how convos would go between a woman and I. “So, Chincel, what was Prom like?” “I went and thought it was great!” “Those college parties were really something!” “Yeah, great college parties!” I have zero memories or social experiences...EVER so all I could talk about would be fucking media or hanging around open fields. We’re not entering into STRs or getting ONS, this shit matters or it’s back to the hand, back to loneliness. How do you we could get past this hurdle?
 
it's over for overanalyzingcels

Another thing is that even if you get together with this hypothetical foid, she'll fuck off eventually if you're sub8. You better rush for the life boat (ie impregnate her as fast as possible) if you don't want to be a cucked genetic dead end
 
Fuck knows. Just ask her questions & listen to her I suppose chipping in with your 2 cents now & again.
 
What? What are you talking about? You're not make any sense.
 
Not a weebcel but anime-manga, games, game collecting, deals on steam etc.
 
at least 50 % of the userbase here is fakecel but for truecels this thing is 100 % fantasy
 
What? What are you talking about? You're not make any sense.

I know you’re talking about my post but I could see the femoid saying this when an incel talks about spending his time isolated or admitting to never having been to a party. She literally couldn’t comprehend it.
 
I don't like parties. Too many people and they always play shitty rap music. Never any good stuff. No Rock.
 
Stalk her (online or irl) find out her hobbies and talk about them
 
I'll talk about classic mythology and media, I don't give a fuck about anything else.
 
What's there to talk about 'college parties' in the first place. Is there anything deeper to it besides boasting about drinking, passing on the floor and potentially fucking in the toilet? It's absurd how our culture makes this to be some fundamental part of your personal bio into adulthood.
 
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I can turn any conversation into street-shitting. Like I can start with something philosophical like dialectic-materialism (or mathematical like matroid theory) and from there I can easily steer the topic into street-shitting. I can do it very smoothly and I am very good at that (not bragging).

If I were a chad, I could easily convince a whore to take a shit with me on the street.
 
You don't talk to her, you fuck her.
 
This is how I feel about most people. I'm interested in people, but I myself am not interesting. So when people ask me questions, I can't help but give short, concise, unenthusiastic straightforward answers. And that's not a conversation, really. And that's where I fail.
 
probably about family and school and work, trying to put a human element into it and make her think about the future rather than ditzy shit or soulless modern shit
 
I would probably talk about my experiences on incels.is (is). Tons of anecdotes ngl

I would talk to her about that until I get arrested for non-existent rape

:feelscry:
 
I can only imagine how convos would go between a woman and I. “So, Chincel, what was Prom like?” “I went and thought it was great!” “Those college parties were really something!” “Yeah, great college parties!”

This is when you let your imagination run wild and just make a bunch of shit up. Come up with crazy ass bullshit stories on the spot. The more outlandish the better.
 
Make her talk. Women love talking in general. Ask her questions about her hobbies. If you don't understand it, ask her to explain it. When someone loves something they want to talk about it for hours.

But I am a social person. I will walk up and talk to anyone if the opportunity is right.
 
Make her talk. Women love talking in general. Ask her questions about her hobbies. If you don't understand it, ask her to explain it. When someone loves something they want to talk about it for hours.

But I am a social person. I will walk up and talk to anyone if the opportunity is right.
If you act too interested in her that'll just dry up her pussy, women only like men who treat them like shit
 
where have you been?
 
If you act too interested in her that'll just dry up her pussy, women only like men who treat them like shit
It could get you friendzoned. Yeah but I have learned that you have to keep the conversations short and act like you have other shit to do. I have gotten some great advice on talking to females and if I was taller and better looking, I would not be incel right now.
 
It could get you friendzoned. Yeah but I have learned that you have to keep the conversations short and act like you have other shit to do. I have gotten some great advice on talking to females and if I was taller and better looking, I would not be incel right now.
Its really all about your face and race (depending on what country you're in), but yeah you're better off if you act like you have other options. Its the whole reason why ugly fat foids are the only ones ever down to fuck, you show little to no interest in them.
 
I heard with Mystery that he had six weeks of “interesting stories” then he fizzled out. It didn’t matter because he was good-looking so he could discuss the same shit constantly and get a pass plus he was going for mostly hookups. Most guys have nothing to say but they do have experiences and some looks to get by. We’re deprived of looks and most of us of social experience compared to the average guy. If some of you guys think you can wing it, Gandy bless, I’d quickly trip up.
 

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