ldar together.
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go ER togther, bonnie and clyde maxxing
LOL take a walk, ride my bicycle with her on my shoulders. Go gymcelling, maybe? Go to some place in the woods near a park and make out. Create things and ideas with her, debate maybe? Create nations, stories, languages, histories, fake statistics, two-player games, and talk with her through the process, watch YouTube, listen to the electronic music we both happen to like, consider philosophy, have her introduce me to stuff she enjoys, discover new things, eat food, have her tease me and humiliate me, sex once per day every single day before we go to sleep in each other's arms.
JK LOL ROFL JFL if you actually thought I was serious, or that a woman would give a shit about ANY of that shit. No, here's what I would really do:
First off, I would only practically have a girlfriend assuming the beta revolution (Betrev) happened. In this case, we are assuming I was paired with her, as was every other man who wanted a GF. I would also legally have my way with her. What do? Easy. Never let her leave the house unless under supervision or monitored by a "secret camera" technology that she doesn't know is there but will painfully electrocute her every time she tries to fuck Chad (or anyone else for that matter, or even flirts or something). Still have sex only once per day. But either tie her up against a wall or give harsh punishments of one week in a dark room with nothing at all in in and water through a dirty fountain, that's it, just her and her loneliness and starving and laying on the cold, hard ground with no human contact or comfort, except maybe forced sex if she hated it, but not if she liked it. This punishment would be administered liberally, anytime she steps even slightly out of line, says the wrong thing too many times, screams too much, destroys too much, etc.
JK LOL ROFL JFL if you actually thought I was serious, or that a woman would give a shit about ANY of that shit. No, here's what I would really do:
First off, I would only practically have a girlfriend assuming the beta revolution (Betrev) happened. In this case, we are assuming I was paired with her, as was every other man who wanted a GF. I would also legally have my way with her. What do? Easy. Never let her leave the house unless under supervision or monitored by a "secret camera" technology that she doesn't know is there but will painfully electrocute her every time she tries to fuck Chad (or anyone else for that matter, or even flirts or something). Still have sex only once per day. But either tie her up against a wall or give harsh punishments of one week in a dark room with nothing at all in in and water through a dirty fountain, that's it, just her and her loneliness and starving and laying on the cold, hard ground with no human contact or comfort, except maybe forced sex if she hated it, but not if she liked it. This punishment would be administered liberally, anytime she steps even slightly out of line, says the wrong thing too many times, screams too much, destroys too much, etc.
S
You have good tasteI'd sleep with her mom, her sister and her together, to strengthen the bond between us.
I'd piss on her face and then demand some sandwiches
M
Well, I just like making love, you know strong bonding mattersYou have good taste
B
Don't forget the part where she pegs you with a dragon dildo every night, you fucking literal cuck.
Good riddance.
Driving with alcohol and music in the convertible, drunk shopping in a new town and then falling asleep to metal in a room full of candles
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