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Discussion How to troll luxury social events and get free stuff (personal experience)

Ihatemylife123

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meetup.com or meetup app to join a random group

Make sure that group is hosting an event that will get you information about an industry that is related to that group

Make up a story about yourself/ what you do in said industry and stick with it throughout the night (make sure mention that you are with your group name)

Random people will come up to you and ask you how long did you know said company/ industry and what do you do

People will give you opportunities and business cards

Leave the venue with the free stuff they gave out (I have gotten a free sweatshirt, expansive food, and a bag)

Also look the part, wear clothes that fit the event
 
Also unjoin the group after you finish attending the social event
 
meetup.com or meetup app to join a random group

Make sure that group is hosting an event that will get you information about an industry that is related to that group

Make up a story about yourself/ what you do in said industry and stick with it throughout the night (make sure mention that you are with your group name)

Random people will come up to you and ask you how long did you know said company/ industry and what do you do

People will give you opportunities and business cards

Leave the venue with the free stuff they gave out (I have gotten a free sweatshirt, expansive food, and a bag)

Also look the part, wear clothes that fit the event
Giga based I’ve done this but less elaborate, just walked into meetings in hotels or my uni and took tons of food/gifts and left
In clubs I grope foids and call the security guards antisemites and racists which is worst crime than murder in jewnited states :feelsLSD: and threaten lawsuit if they bother me, even got in VIP area free that way they don’t want trouble from ((((my people))))) :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
Giga based I’ve done this but less elaborate, just walked into meetings in hotels or my uni and took tons of food/gifts and left
In clubs I grope foids and call the security guards antisemites and racists which is worst crime than murder in jewnited states :feelsLSD: and threaten lawsuit if they bother me, even got in VIP area free that way they don’t want trouble from ((((my people))))) :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
were you able to get free coke also? I noticed at the event that some people looked like they just ski the slopes. Advice on how to get free coke?
 
were you able to get free coke also? I noticed at the event that some people looked like they just ski the slopes. Advice on how to get free coke?
I don’t do coke that is for drug addict retards
Maybe if I asked, a whore offered me once but I said no
 

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