HeOweGoreWrath
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You know how it's usually cheaper than cans of soda to buy them in big 2L bottles but a single person can't tend to drink that fast enough for it to maintain optimal fizziness?
What I do instead of only tilting to pour (I do a slight tilt, but not enought to fall alone) is I SQUEEZE it out
This lessens the volume the plastic can contain and causes the surface of the soda/pop to rise near the lid, minimizing the volume of air at the top for the carbon bubbles to disperse in, which I imagine lets it remain fizzier longer after opening.
Also a side benefit is it takes up less volume to fit in a fridge, and it flatens out so you can put stuff like plates on top of the soda's side without it falling off.
Seriously though I shouldn't be drinking this fructose-laden trash no wonder I'm a fucking fatass.
But these are the types of small victories you take pride in when your life is in a shit spiral.
Like for example I take pride in how I know how to bear some of my torso weight by putting my forearm on top of my thigh when I squat down to relieve some pressure on my spine.
That's the type of shit normies often wouldn't need to think about due to them being super-muss and super-lean chads.
What I do instead of only tilting to pour (I do a slight tilt, but not enought to fall alone) is I SQUEEZE it out
This lessens the volume the plastic can contain and causes the surface of the soda/pop to rise near the lid, minimizing the volume of air at the top for the carbon bubbles to disperse in, which I imagine lets it remain fizzier longer after opening.
Also a side benefit is it takes up less volume to fit in a fridge, and it flatens out so you can put stuff like plates on top of the soda's side without it falling off.
Seriously though I shouldn't be drinking this fructose-laden trash no wonder I'm a fucking fatass.
But these are the types of small victories you take pride in when your life is in a shit spiral.
Like for example I take pride in how I know how to bear some of my torso weight by putting my forearm on top of my thigh when I squat down to relieve some pressure on my spine.
That's the type of shit normies often wouldn't need to think about due to them being super-muss and super-lean chads.