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Serious How to learn magic?

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Im convinced magic is real but i have problems learning it. I would appreciate some help
 
visit the college of Winterhold
 
Find magical waifu of culture to help
 
dmt,lsd,mushrooms,ayahuasca etc.
go insane or become a mage
 
Study vibration, electromagnetism and mathematics.

Remember that empty space is matter that has not yet awakened.
 
Why would you be convinced that "magic" is something real?
 
Don't worry, we will all reach wizardhood soon enough. :feelsmage:
 
Magic is haram astaghfirullah
If you do magic you will never enter heaven
 
Why would you be convinced that "magic" is something real?
Because it is a thing, there are many systems, traditions, cultural productions, history around the concept for it to be totally empty and devoid of meaning. Plus my experimentation with drugs indicates that alternate states of perception are possible and can inform my interaction with the world in many ways, to disregard the concept entirely would be a reactionary move. Many people are serious about magical practices and i have no reason to believe they are lying or larping
 
The only way to access magic as a mortal being is to contact the devil.

You need to have a pentagram (for your protection) and you need to summon him. Then you discuss terms with him until you both come to an agreement and you're done.

Most incels who devil max get sent to another dimension where they are chad and leave this one.
 
There's no magic for your face
 
30+ sorry kiddo. :feelsmage:
 
go to Hogwarts, grab a random stick on the floor and scream Avada Kedavra.
 
Why do you say that?

how?

There are many ways. Verbal chants found from reliable sources. Offerings or certain ACTS in his name. Outing him above all other diets you believe in.

If it was easy though everyone would do it. Youd need to find a way that works for you specifically. Try everything.
 
No magic 4 ur skull boyo

JFL at harrypottermaxxing
 
are you high?
 
@WithoutMe anything you would like to say?
 
Now i preffer mukti or liberation/enlightenment but i studied magick.
Research about sigils and chaos magick.
 
Did it ever work for you?

No I never tried it. But I know someone it did work for. I thought he was bullshitting me when he told me he made a deal with the devil till he put on 3 inches in height at age fucking 24 and his hairline came back from terrible norwooding. It's like we live in two different worlds now.

After seeing that shit I stopped hanging out with him. Scared me shitless. I dont know what deal he made he only told me how he did it.

He didnt get any magic powers or anything, but he couldnt get dates before and when we last talked he hooked up with girls on tinder easy.
 
Did you achieve any interesting results with it?
I was just starting to practice seriously when i suddenly turned to hinduism. But i've read stories of crazy coincidences happening.
 
Interesting, anything specific? As far as i know there are different paths in hinduism
You can look up what Vedanta is. But personally i'm practicing what is known as Tantra from north India.
Anyways, "The world is suffering, you should make an effort to escape from it."
 
buy a magic kit! I got one for a birthday present as a kid
 
Have you developed any siddhis?
Once i almost astrally projected after trying to disassociate from reality while walking on the street. That night i got awaken by the sensation of me hovering over my body.
I've also had dreams about my Guru and two saints. These dreams feel more real than others.
 
Reach the age of 30 as a virgin

it's over for escortcels, you'll never get your letter to Mogwarts
 

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