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How to get sex (the normie way)

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One thing you may have noticed about normies is that they sometimes have a relationship. That's more than most of use, so maybe we should try some of their tactics:

1. Force yourself into situations where you will have to interact with women. Sit close (but not too close) to women in classes. A group project comes along, you might be chosen. Sit yourself next to the girl who looks the most socially awkward. You have something in common, and she is less likely to be prey for Chad.

2. Don't discuss blackpill. Women hate blackpill. If you talk about it, they will hate you.

3. Lower your standards. If all the hot girls choose Chad, you probably won't get them. But the 5/10 girls are available.

4. Act normal. Imitate other people's behavior if you don't know how to be normal.

5. Understand that women are human, or at least act like you believe that. Women like respect.
 
Step 0: Be handsome
 
Step 6: hire an escort.

I still prefer a fleshlight.
 
Normies, by definition, are normal. They aren't handsome
this isn't normies.is, why post this here?

But knowing that 2/3 of this forum is fakecels I guess it's relevant and can help some of the fags here
 
this isn't normies.is, why post this here?

But knowing that 2/3 of this forum is fakecels I guess it's relevant and can help some of the fags here
I'm saying that if the normies can get girls, if we do normie stuff, we might be able to get girls, too.
 
Laughing tom cruise
 
#1 have the bones in proper configuration, if you don't have it to a certain standard as a male (as a woman you can have any bone configuration and genetic defect don't worry about that) then unfortunately you are not allowed to perform the mating ritual

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this is bait and I took it willingly
 
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LEAST OBVIOUS FAKELCEL INFILTRATOR, here how you blend into incels.is

STEP 1: DONT TALK LIKE A STUPID CUNT
 
I'm saying that if the normies can get girls, if we do normie stuff, we might be able to get girls, too.
Cope. Normies are 4, 5 or 6 on the 10pt scale. Even then they have to do an enormous amount of labor to get their looksmatch, usually by betabuxxing, which means they will almost certainly get cheated on / end up with a dead bedroom.

I GUESS a truecel can somehow get a decent girl if he was extremely rich or had high societal status. But that's basically cuckoldry at that point, you KNOW she's cheating on you. Because you're ugly and cannot provide her sexual satisfaction.
 
#1 have the bones in proper configuration, if you don't have it to a certain standard as a male (as a woman you can have any bone configuration and genetic defect don't worry about that) then unfortunately you are not allowed to perform the mating ritual

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Least obvious glownigger infiltrator
Is that a picture of you? A hat would work well. And you have more muscle definition than I do. If a woman leaves you because of your looks, she wasn't worth it. And don't hit me with "thats how all women are". That's not true. Example: Danny Devito.
 
Is that a picture of you? A hat would work well. And you have more muscle definition than I do. If a woman leaves you because of your looks, she wasn't worth it. And don't hit me with "thats how all women are". That's not true. Example: Danny Devito.
Well played
 
Is that a picture of you? A hat would work well. And you have more muscle definition than I do. If a woman leaves you because of your looks, she wasn't worth it. And don't hit me with "thats how all women are". That's not true. Example: Danny Devito.
bluepiller detected
danny devito is statusmaxxed
 
Is that a picture of you? A hat would work well. And you have more muscle definition than I do. If a woman leaves you because of your looks, she wasn't worth it. And don't hit me with "thats how all women are". That's not true. Example: Danny Devito.
Danny Devito only got a girl because he is high status in society. He is a famous celebrity.
 
I am literally the femoid detection bot
@Caesercel @proudweeb @SlayerSlayer
@PersonalityPIMP get a load of this chick
So how did you detect me? What triggered your alarm?
 
Danny Devito only got a girl because he is high status in society. He is a famous celebrity.
Ok. Be high status. What are you good at? Monetize that. No one is without skill.
 
Ok. Be high status. What are you good at? Monetize that. No one is without skill.
That's like saying ''just get a house bro'' to a homeless person.
 
I am literally the femoid detection bot
@Caesercel @proudweeb @SlayerSlayer
@PersonalityPIMP get a load of this chick
Most obvious infiltrator in a while, and that's saying something. Laughed especially at this:
Sit yourself next to the girl who looks the most socially awkward. You have something in common, and she is less likely to be prey for Chad.
Planet of the apes charlton heston

Imagine actually believing this JFL. Just fuck off OP
 
Now why is it not true? Why would Chad go for the ugly women? He can have anyone he wants.
its not chad that selects its the foids mostly
 
Cracking Up Lol GIF

Nice cherrypicking a movie star
Point taken, but it is still possible to get a gf without being handsome. Since ugly people exist, ugly people must have bred to create them.
 
Even though your a retarded underage vapid whore foid infiltrator I will destroy your praxis with FACTS & LOGIC

One thing you may have noticed about normies is that they sometimes have a relationship. That's more than most of use, so maybe we should try some of their tactics:
Normie ruled don't apply to subnormies retarded
1. Force yourself into situations where you will have to interact with women. Sit close (but not too close) to women in classes. A group project comes along, you might be chosen. Sit yourself next to the girl who looks the most socially awkward. You have something in common, and she is less likely to be prey for Chad.
This assumes that foids want to or tolerate sharing spaces with subhuman, most foids use social cues and position to avoid spending space with incels in forced co ed areas like classrooms and outright dismiss incels in public areas like bars
2. Don't discuss blackpill. Women hate blackpill. If you talk about it, they will hate you.
False, people can talk to women about any topic the difference maker is appearance, incels could discuss womens right and it would make no difference
3. Lower your standards. If all the hot girls choose Chad, you probably won't get them. But the 5/10 girls are available.
This presumed two retarded things, that incels have tried or that ugly foids enjoy being pursued by ugly man. This also exposes you as fakecel since 5/10 is several points higher than incel even if we assume that men and women have equal SMV
4. Act normal. Imitate other people's behavior if you don't know how to be normal.
Again clearly your a retarded child but most behavior that is normal is a long set of non verbal communication tricks learned through socialization as a neurotypical child, being neurodivergent and socialized as an outcast means its impossible to act (((normal))) and attempting to simply replicate it would be imprecise
5. Understand that women are human, or at least act like you believe that. Women like respect.
Respect is also another meme, women are human and humans aren't worth shit. Respect are completely unnecessaries and even hamper potential mating, in fact outward aggression is the most important aspect of attracting foids outside of being chad.

Now that I have given you a crash course in incels 101 please learn to infiltrate better or even better consider suicde :feelsYall: :feelsrope:
 
Point taken, but it is still possible to get a gf without being handsome. Since ugly people exist, ugly people must have bred to create them.
Ugly goblinas and ugly betabuxxers.
 
Point taken, but it is still possible to get a gf without being handsome. Since ugly people exist, ugly people must have bred to create them.
that was before hypergamy and hookup culture
 
Point taken, but it is still possible to get a gf without being handsome. Since ugly people exist, ugly people must have bred to create them.
could also be genetic defects or interracial breeding
 
Even though your a retarded underage vapid whore foid infiltrator I will destroy your praxis with FACTS & LOGIC


Normie ruled don't apply to subnormies retarded

This assumes that foids want to or tolerate sharing spaces with subhuman, most foids use social cues and position to avoid spending space with incels in forced co ed areas like classrooms and outright dismiss incels in public areas like bars

False, people can talk to women about any topic the difference maker is appearance, incels could discuss womens right and it would make no difference

This presumed two retarded things, that incels have tried or that ugly foids enjoy being pursued by ugly man. This also exposes you as fakecel since 5/10 is several points higher than incel even if we assume that men and women have equal SMV

Again clearly your a retarded child but most behavior that is normal is a long set of non verbal communication tricks learned through socialization as a neurotypical child, being neurodivergent and socialized as an outcast means its impossible to act (((normal))) and attempting to simply replicate it would be imprecise

Respect is also another meme, women are human and humans aren't worth shit. Respect are completely unnecessaries and even hamper potential mating, in fact outward aggression is the most important aspect of attracting foids outside of being chad.

Now that I have given you a crash course in incels 101 please learn to infiltrate better or even better consider suicde :feelsYall: :feelsrope:
This implies that we are lesser beings. We are not. Look at Elon Musk. He was an ugly bastard, but with the power of autism, he became the guy he is today.
 
Im just autistic man
you talk like an autistic retarded foid and that fact you can see that and continue to be belligerent gives you away foid leave
 
you talk like an autistic retarded foid and that fact you can see that and continue to be belligerent gives you away foid leave
Ok. Let's assume I am a foid. why would I be here?
 
This implies that we are lesser beings. We are not. Look at Elon Musk. He was an ugly bastard, but with the power of autism, he became the guy he is today.
He is also a billionaire and heard to a mining fortune
 
Danny Devito only got a girl because he is high status in society. He is a famous celebrity.
She's ugly as shit. Here she is in her prime
Screenshot 2023 11 03 43759 PM

Wnb (would not bang)
 
But chad can reject. The ugly foids have no option but to go for ugly guys. Thats where we come in.
There are billions of normie guys who will orbit ugly girls for ages. Foids always have options. Also men fuck as much women as they can and foids will rather be their sidewhores than our wives. Being taken as a man only boosts smv.
 
Ok. Let's assume I am a foid. why would I be here?
attention, that is the currency of the whore, the more desperate the foid the further they reach for it, even coming to incel sites
 
What's wrong with interracial breeding? If we all fuck another race, there is no more race. Tyrone is gone.
/!\ globohomo supporter /!\
 

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