How to get rid of splash sound while pooping?

[Deleted member 23712]

How can one get rid of this sound while pooping? Does anyone know here?

I'm defecating at the moment, btw.

Shit in the shower

 

[Monk of Failure]

Its about luck maybe

Brutal luckpill

Bro I feel like a fag when I take a shit and the water splashed on my .. u know what nvm.

The splash is gross

Chad doesn’t worry about shit splashing sounds.

I ain't chad bro

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I'm sitting on the throne as we speak. It can't splash if you poo in the street

 

[Comfycel]

Isn't it obvious? Just stop eating and pooping.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Isn't it obvious? Just stop eating and pooping.

Based

 

[Deleted member 21514]

just don't poop bro

 

[Monk of Failure]

just don't poop bro

Brutal