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How to get rid of splash sound while pooping?

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How can one get rid of this sound while pooping? Does anyone know here?

I'm defecating at the moment, btw.
 
poop on the floor
 
Shit on the streets like a curry.
 
toilet paper should do the work
 
Throw some paper in the toilet before releasing your curry nature
 
Why do you care? Don’t want your gf in the next room to hear?
 
why would you want to get rid of it?
 
I don't have toilet papers. Just bidet.
mogs me
if you make loud pee sounds people will know you have a big penis
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Suggestions buddy boyos? @Diocel @Personalityinkwell @Newbie17 @pp183
 
lowest iq poster on the site, but a bit based
 
Why hide the splash sound?
 
poop into your hand and thro the shit out of the window
 
toilet paper should do the work
My toilette is so shitty that if I put paper, the first part of shit works fine but it pushes the paper inside and the next pertion(s) still make big spash(es). The only think I can do is to hold on the next portions and put some more paper there, then shit, and over and over until I shit out everything. This sucks.
 
Use old toilet paper rolls as a suppresor for your ass
 
@ThoughtfulCel thought on this

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I dont use human toilets. I usually dig a hole in the ground and poop In there. Really quiet method, plus it helps grow my plants and banana trees.

You guys should try it

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@chudur-budur thoughts?
 
shit on your hand and then gently place it into the water
 
Lay newspaper on the floor and shit on it like an animal.
Then roll it up and flush it.
 
Take off the toilet seat and sit in the water

Or you can take your shits like a curry
 
just wash your hands bro
 
I don’t know tbh
 
Its about luck maybe
 
Put the seat up and hover over the shitter and then squat down until your low to the water as you can get without it touching you and then and only then!

You can let the Cosby kids loose.

Heh.
 
Bro I feel like a fag when I take a shit and the water splashed on my .. u know what nvm.
 
Get smarter everyday
 
Bro I feel like a fag when I take a shit and the water splashed on my .. u know what nvm.
its even more gay when my dick gets stuck in the toilet water
 
Chad doesn’t worry about shit splashing sounds.
 

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