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ok so first of all do nofap to store up your subhuman seed by doing nofap or getting le wifey to put on a chastity cage, then take out the nastiest porn you can find (so the cum is more infected and pungent and is easier to fly through the air because it swirls around in your balls more, which breaks it up into small pieces so they are lighter and more mobile) and bust a fat nut on a Petri dish. Feel free to analyse your semen and, if necessary, do DNA testing and create copies of it. Then you can contact terrorists and ask if they can show you how to turn liquid into a high velocity gas canister. If there are no terrorists down your street, simply transfer your cum from the Petri dish to a plastic container (NOTE: do NOT use children's Tupperware or there may be a mixup involving a phonecall from the school about a PVA glue accident in his lunchbox). After you have prepared your semen, microwave it in a sealed container multiple times so that it bonds with the atoms in the air and also expands (due to rising temperature) so you have a greater volume of man jelly which has bonded with the air. Next up, find a suitable age group in the UK (where many females mouth breathe) to pick your target(s, depending on viscosity of semen in throats) effectively. Dress up as a cleaner with a leaf blower which you have disguised as a Henry Hoover and then grab a bitch by the throat and ram your cock in her mouth until you ejaculate. sorry to bother you with all that stuff before that; I was just talking about my weekend
