How to convince parents to let me leech on them more?

[ThouShallObeyKing]

they just shouted at me saying im fucked up for not working. but im after 4 coffees and really didnt get sad after hearing it. coffee cures depression af

im not saying they are wrong. they are right. but idc. i dont mind leeching on them. i have no feelings.


What i want is to leech on them a bit longer without hearing bs from them


how to achieve that? nothing works


(i want them to let me stay in their home without working for a bit longer)

 

[Akhnai]

Just pretend you got Tuberculosis op

 

[acnescarcel]

be like it was your dumbass idea to have me i didn’t ask to be born life fucking sucks and you forced me into existence for no reason

 

[ihaveno1]

threaten them with suicide

 

[needsolution]

threaten them with suicide

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

threaten them with suicide

no that will backfire.they would remind me any bad thing i said or did till end of my life

 

[Guest2]

threaten them with suicide

 

[mcfroggy]

Be 'vunerable', tell them life has beat you down and its hard to even get out of bed.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

threaten them with suicide

Only way
OP

 

[Dionysus]

threaten them with suicide

 

[Modus Coperandi]

you need to larpmaxx

i suggest you pretend to look for a job.
if you show them that you are "willing to change" they will stop fucking with you.

if you have already neeted for a few years you won't find a job anyway. cv is fucked.

 

[Deleted member 18193]

apply to 100 jobs online, tell them nobody answered you.

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

you need to larpmaxx

i suggest you pretend to look for a job.
if you show them that you are "willing to change" they will stop fucking with you.

if you have already neeted for a few years you won't find a job anyway. cv is fucked.

LMAO i neeted for 5 yrs