Venting How the fuck is there not some pill that melts off fat?

[BodyFat10orRope]

This is another thing like balding and microdick that should be solved by science instead of so much of the waste they spend time on.

I gained 15 kg (32 pounds) being a NEET for 6 months. It's brutal calculating how long it will take to lose the weight, especially since I already wanted to lose 8 kg.

 

[Cyrrow]

stop eating.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

there are pills that do that (steroids) but the side effects are typically so bad the average person would die or get serious complications from doing them. only bodybuilders have the willpower and physical stamina to put their body through that bullshit

 

[CopingJim]

I wish there was a pill that cured manletism...

 

[Animecel2D]

Not according to some certain ads littered all over the internet. They say there is a pill for that and also a pill for increasing dick size.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

stop eating.

 

[FrothySolutions]

How would they solve microdick? Puberty has to end eventually. After that it's too late.

 

[careermax_aspiecel]

There is one, it's called meth

 

[MountainGorilla]

stop eating.

eat less

 

[ihaveno1]

Technology is really unadvanced tbh

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

How would they solve microdick? Puberty has to end eventually. After that it's too late.

Better surgeries than the ones that currently exist, hormones in puberty or some gene therapy. Idk.

 

[Ecstasy]

Literally just fix your diet and do sports 3x a week for 60 minutes
This will have incredibly much other advances for you

 

[autism kills]

 

[Deleted member 1060]

stop eating.

Exactly.

I think dislarding is the easiest thing to fix. That's why I don't like fatcels. They are mostly volcels.

You can't fix your skull shape, height, norwooding, skin color or race.

 

[crestfallencel]

Amazon product ASIN B00IEY7LBK
How about this shit? I see the commercials on the talmudvision constantly

 

[Deleted member 26010]

Exactly.

I think dislarding is the easiest thing to fix. That's why I don't like fatcels. They are mostly volcels.

You can't fix your skull shape, height, norwooding, skin color or race.

 

[Deleted member 21908]

Take it slowly and just consume less calories a day if you’re that worried about it, otherwise you’ll just end up obese and more miserable than you already are. If that’s your cope and what you’re into then enjoy it I guess

 

[FrothySolutions]

Better surgeries than the ones that currently exist, hormones in puberty or some gene therapy. Idk.

You can already give hormones to kids going through puberty. Some do. We call those people "bad parents."

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

This shit isn't realistic for people with physical jobs (I'm starting one soon). I'm even fasting before it starts but I need to fast for like 2 months to lose all the weight. That guy is a NEET. I have fasted before but it's not as easy as advertized, especially when you're working. Just going to lose weight normally, it will take forever though.

 

[autism kills]

This shit isn't realistic for people with physical jobs (I'm starting one soon). That guy is a NEET. I have fasted before but it's not as easy as advertized, especially when you're working. Just going to lose weight normally, it will take forever though.

Did you do it with plain water or snake juice? Doing extended fasts with plain water is miserable, even if you do nothing but LDAR. You need salt and potassium.

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Stop snacking you FAT BINGE EATING PIG

 

[mylifeistrash]

This shit isn't realistic for people with physical jobs (I'm starting one soon). I'm even fasting before it starts but I need to fast for like 2 months to lose all the weight. That guy is a NEET. I have fasted before but it's not as easy as advertized, especially when you're working. Just going to lose weight normally, it will take forever though.

in the past no one had the money or time to overeat. calorie dense foods were hard to come by, so basically no one got fat in the first place

 

[Endlesscel]

You can always just go on a fast and do exercise.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Work out and stop eating. If you run a few hours a day and eat less than 800 calories a day you will be able to drop all that weight in 2 months. A pill would be nice, and there are even some “diet pills” that really suppress your appetite but they are usually just caffeine so you would have withdrawal symptoms anyways in addition to being hungry when you quit them. But if you take them you could start shedding the pounds pretty easy

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

stop eating.

 

[OwlGod]

eat less, doesn't necessarily need to follow restrictive diets, I mean will not work at all if you do.

 

[TheSecondComing]

because there is more money to make other ways

 

[Total Imbecile]

stop eating.

That fuck you cause if you do stop eating you lose muscle too

When Im stressed due to deadlines I stop eating and usually look miserable after

 

[Alone75]

You can buy tablets like DNP though they're expensive, illegal and can have bad side effects.

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

Good luck with your weight loss friend

 

[Deleted member 24125]

because men need to suffer according to soyciety. pill to eliminate acne, pill to eliminate hairloss, pill to make you grow more during puberty. surely these things are possible.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

All the funding went towards breast cancer and STD research

 

[FinnCel]

Just do a water fast

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

This is another thing like balding and microdick that should be solved by science instead of so much of the waste they spend time on.

I gained 15 kg (32 pounds) being a NEET for 6 months. It's brutal calculating how long it will take to lose the weight, especially since I already wanted to lose 8 kg.

There is, testosterone. Also it's a minor problem compared to balding and having a micropenis lmao, infinitely easier to solve.

 

[based_meme]

There is. Oxandrolone. Like all other drugs, there are side effects (don't remember them off the top of my head).

 

[DarthSpectra]

Want to make life even easier for landwhales? At least the weight they have will eventually backfire, now you want them to have it even easier? Fuck that

 

[Deleted member 25223]

stop eating.

I think eating healthier is better and easier.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

When I was a littlw kid I thought you could just chainsaw off the fat on you and the skin would grow back skinny like. Since I thought Organs were always in the same spot and everyone and whenever people were fat it was just pointless blubber you could cut off without consequence

 

[tulasdanslos]

I think eating healthier is better and easier.

No, it's not. Try being autistic, you will find 99% of healthy menus repulsive.

 

[AutistCell]

There is one, it's called meth

not a pill usually

 

[Ropemaxx]

eat less

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Did you do it with plain water or snake juice?

Snake juice. Problem is you wake up dehydrated and then have to go and work in a hot environment doing physical labor. It takes a couple of hours to hydrate. Also the work day feels like shit.

Work out and stop eating. If you run a few hours a day and eat less than 800 calories a day you will be able to drop all that weight in 2 months.

Yeah maybe I'll do it with a very low calorie count. Get it over with fast.

Want to make life even easier for landwhales?

At least they would have no excuse to be fat.

 

[iKillCucks]

DNP

or

CLENBUTEROL

 

[Emba]

There is one, it's called meth

And coffee, tea. No sugar.

 

[Saysitsover]

The blackpill. The worms eat the fat off your body after you rope

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Scientists are too busy with trannies and dicking around rather then making any meaningful breakthroughs and discoveries.

 

[Fat Link]

There was.

It was called Ephedra if memory serves correct?

It worked great at melting the fat off of people’s bodies.

If only it didn’t have the niggling and pesky side effect of giving its users fatal heart attacks it might still be on the market.

Well ok I think it still is available on the “black market” as well to residents of Mexico but ZOG USA?

Last I heard nope.

It was banned here in the states and probably by the ZOG FDA at that.