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How often do you get haircuts and how does it make you feel?

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Me personally I get a new haircut every 6 months and it ends up making me look like a genuine subhuman. Yesterday I just got a new haircut and it was the most fucking suicifuel day I've had since then, I had to stare at myself for 15 fucking minutes and see how bloated, babyfaced, asymmetric I am. I wish my mom had me aborted, fucking piece of shit.
 
I rarely get a haircut bc when I do I end up looking like shit, so I just let it grow for as long as I can. I even let it hit my shoulders one time.
 
I haven't got a haircut since November, if the hair gets cut around my ears I look monkeyfied, and if the hair gets cut to short all around I just look retarded.

Mid-Long hair for many of us is the way to go
 
I haven't got a haircut since November, if the hair gets cut around my ears I look monkeyfied, and if the hair gets cut to short all around I just look retarded.

Mid-Long hair for many of us is the way to go
I had my hair cut to short all around and I ended up looking like a fucking 4 year old even though I'm 22 and underweight. Some people like us were just very unlucky genetically :cryfeels:
 
my last one was almost 2 years ago
 
I haven't since last year's January, I'll usually shave down my hair but not too short because I like having mid lengthed hair
 
rarely i dont go outside or talk to many people so it seems like money sink for little gain but monthly if i had to guess
 
I do rolling buzzcuts 2x a year. I wear hats. Once it looks seriously unkempt and disgusting I'll buzz it again and start over
 
I usually just shave my head at home but when I do it I'm sad thinking about how balding I am
 
I usually buzz-cut my own hair every 3 weeks, as I have curly hair that is always dry and I can never moisturise it properly.

Lucky for me, I look better with short hair.
 
Idk normally it’d be 2months but I’m lazy to go

It’s a nice experience won’t lie he has a fish tank and you can the water moving in it and then he’s usually playing jazz

He some of those old school nigger barbers that blast soul and jazz

I just buzz and shave off my face
 
I buzzcut my hair roughly every month

It feels better because it starts itching which is why I chop it
 
I don’t really care about how I look at this point, so I let my hair grow and go to the hairdresser every six months.
 
I like to keep my hair short, I cut it myself. Just feels normal. I don't do it often though and don't go to barbers
 
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I give myself a buzz cut every few months or so, when my hair gets too long.

Doesn't require effort and is low maintenance.
 
I go months without a haircut because hair is life
 
I used go have hair long enough to cover my collarbone, but my mom forced me to get a haircut and now I'm trying to grown it out again.
 
I have not had a haircut in about 5 years, I used to hate getting them.
 
once every 2 weeks
 
Me personally I get a new haircut every 6 months and it ends up making me look like a genuine subhuman. Yesterday I just got a new haircut and it was the most fucking suicifuel day I've had since then, I had to stare at myself for 15 fucking minutes and see how bloated, babyfaced, asymmetric I am. I wish my mom had me aborted, fucking piece of shit.
I rarely do. I just wear a cap to hide my freak forehead. @Ephialtes can attest to that
 
I never grow it
 
I cut it myself every few months, losing money to polish a turd (me) is simply cucked, I would rather gamble that money instead of going to the barber.
 
Haircuts are based

Like once a month though
 
I don’t really care about how I look at this point
Not a very good strategy, if you won't groom yourself propelly, it's going to be even worse.
 
Last haircut was a year ago, I'm never cutting it again. I always hated both the process of going to the barber and the haircuts I'd receive.
 
I get it cut about once a month. It's easier to wash my hair when it's shorter.
 
i go for a cut maybe once a year
 
Around once every 3 months on average.
 
I have a bowl cut
 
Every 2-3 weeks I shave my head completely bald.
 
get a haircut more often like every 4-8 weeks.
 
haircuts are for homosexuals
 
About every 6 months
 
Every few months and I feel really weird. I don't speak unless the barber speaks to me. I used to cut my own hair but decided to care more about my appearance.
 
Me personally I get a new haircut every 6 months and it ends up making me look like a genuine subhuman. Yesterday I just got a new haircut and it was the most fucking suicifuel day I've had since then, I had to stare at myself for 15 fucking minutes and see how bloated, babyfaced, asymmetric I am. I wish my mom had me aborted, fucking piece of shit.
I'm also a bloated baby looking subhuman. Nothing looks good on me so I stopped trying and I haven't been to a barber in almost a year.
Barbers in my country are usually female, chatty and annoying, and I hate explaining what I want because I look horrible. It feels embarrassing and cringey tbh, I don't want them to think I'm trying to look good, especially if it's a female barber.

I trim my hair with clippers once a month. I currently have a subhuman-looking 1/2" buzzcut, but sometimes I leave my hair a little longer on the top, but it takes a lot longer than a buzzcut so I only do it every now and then. I just don't even care at this point.
 
It's been several months already, I do like having longer hair for the most part

 
haircuts mog

but yea i know some inklers choose to grow out their hair though

but it's actually lazier to get your hair cut cause it's less maintenance
 
When my hair starts to bug me. I used to have trichotillomania. Whenever my hair gets too long, I usually start to pick my hair again
 
Me personally I get a new haircut every 6 months and it ends up making me look like a genuine subhuman. Yesterday I just got a new haircut and it was the most fucking suicifuel day I've had since then, I had to stare at myself for 15 fucking minutes and see how bloated, babyfaced, asymmetric I am. I wish my mom had me aborted, fucking piece of shit.
Every month or so, i dont like having it long ngl
 
Before a haircut I have a shower and tidy my room.

During the haircut I work on my personality. Then after it's done I jump off the chair, full of hope, looking around and waiting for a female to give me a nice smile.
 
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It's suifuel looking at my subhuman face in the mirror, I don't even think about the actual haircut
 
Shave the back and sides with clippers myself, once a fortnight. I get my mum to trim the top with scissors since she's a hairdresser
 
I get a layered haircut and keep my hair long most if the time only cutting my fringe, so i get it every 4 to 8 weeks
 

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