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LifeFuel how much blood would you donate to a vampire QT in exchange for sex? BLEEDING TO COOM and IRL feasibility of blood 4 BJs from open-minded nice girls

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Intellectually speaking I wouldn't want to be drained completely dry... even fabulous sex like this isn't worth death to me (is that volcel?) but damn... I've donated a pint before and I'd totally trade 1 pint per sexual encounter.

We have 8-12 pints and apparently it takes 4-8 weeks to regain lost red blood cells, so if I round that up to 2 months, you can perhaps donate safely at a rate of 6 pints per year.

If we were guaranteed bimonthly sexual encounters, would you bloodmax?

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There should be some kind of altruistic movement among women where they will give sex to a man who donates blood. This would save lives.

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Like maybe there are some girls out there scared of needles who wish they could give blood but can't work themselves up to it. Maybe an alternative to that (or something they could do in addition to it, if they don't feel satisfied with 6 pints per year) is to let a man give blood INSTEAD of them, but to support that man by giving him sex.

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It would probably feel better than fucking an escort too if you think about it. Yeah she's prob not doing it because she likes you in particular (she just wants to help humanity in general... the blood you donate could save Chad, save herself, or save a cute child) but at least she's not doing it for immediate selfish gratificaiton like buying herself drugs, buying herself shoes, paying Chad's rent, etc.

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You can still think this is cucked but it actually seems less cucked due to the lack of direct compensation to the foid and because she just seems like a cooler more admirable person for doing this kind of karmic balance sort of thing by incentivizing blood donation. I would especially feel this way if she were also giving blood occasionally herself. I would be fine donating blood more often than her because I realize men tend to eat more meat and lose less iron (we don't menstruate) so we just tend to regenerate blood faster than they do.

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Can we make this happen somehow, seriously?

Like just present this business plan to foids who consider themselves woke and who want to virtue signal: okay, you want to help people? There's a fucking blood shortage and people die, so you could help literally save human life by encouraging angry men to donate their blood.

Also we would get the standard cookies and juice box.

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They make you answer whether you had sex and if you did recently I don't think they let you donate, so the ideal thing would be to have the sex after donating. Maybe not IMMEDIATELY after because you might faint, but like a couple days later after your plasma has regenerated from taking fluids/sugar so you don't faint from the exertion. You also don't want your veins to open up mid-sex: you're supposed to avoid heavy lifting immediately after donating.

It's weird they only give you sugar, they should also give you meat because you need to regenerate blood cells w/ iron. Virtue-signal foids in addition to offering sex should cook us some meat.

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1 burger + 1 blowjob reward every 2 months in exchange for 1 pint of my blood: please make this happen foids. My sense of selflessness evaporated but I still sorta want to help, just give me an excuse to make it feel slightly less cucked and I'm in.

Hell... I don't even need a blowjob, maybe if a foid just promised to cuddle with me for 30 minutes to watch a cartoon or something that's be worth a pint. Just spend some time with me and give me some skinship dammit.

Foids will get mad at guys for being non-genuine by "pretending to be friends" or "doing good things only to get rewards rather for its own sake". Well okay: I won't pretend: I don't want to do those things for their own sake. most guys don't that's why you don't see it happen, and it's not like you actually reward those that do: you usually ignore it unless it's chad. If non-chads do good things you'll just assume it has ulterior motives.

You'll only reward chad for doing good things because you know he doesn't need to do them to get your pussy because you'd give him your pussy ANYWAY, in which case you're not really rewarding him either except with a little extra enthusiasm.

So hey, let's not pretend: I'm not a super-altruist, but YOU can be if you just suck it up and tolerate my presence a couple dozen minutes every couple months in exchange for muh pint. You won't even have to swallow a pint of semen to earn it. It's a small price to help people right? Assuage your guilt, if you feel guilty about ANYTHING.
 
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This is an excellent suggestion and I would totally do this.
One blood bag every 2 months for one hour of sex.
 
You can still think this is cucked but it actually seems less cucked due to the lack of direct compensation to the foid
massively cucked
 
massively cucked
what dollar value would you give to a pint of your blood though?

I've read that you can get 50 bucks for a plasma donation that only takes week to regen (they put the blood cells back in you, just take the fluid nutrients and stuff) and that a bag of blood is sold by hospitals at around 300.

Seems pretty affordable compared to escort prices.

I'm saying that it seems less cucked to fuck a foid in exchange for "donate money to charity" rather than "pay her directly".

That's not to say I trust charity but at least I know my money isn't going directly toward her selfish interests or directly to her gigachad BF, so that would be a comfort to me.

Also if this gave us regular access to fucking a girl it would feel cool because even if she fucks Chad without conditions (he gets sex regardless of donating blood) Chad will suffer knowing we get to fuck his GF: even though Chad knows it's not because she likes us and is doing it because she's a nice person, it will stil lbother him, so he's getting cucked too, sorta?

Maybe fucking another guy once per 2 months wouldn't bother Chad much, but what if his GF is doing this for 20 guys so that she is responsible for 10 pints of blood being donated per month? Foids could have virtue contests to see who can fuck up the most blood donations per year and get stickers.

Blood donation clinics actually do give out rewards for repeat donors (pins and shit) so you could actually pay the foid with those if you wanted. This would also be a way foids would probably prevent us from scamming the system by having multiple foids reward us for the same donation.

The pride in being able to semi-cuck chad would take some of the sting out of it being a semi-cucked experience and enhance coom-capability.
 

Intellectually speaking I wouldn't want to be drained completely dry... even fabulous sex like this isn't worth death to me (is that volcel?) but damn... I've donated a pint before and I'd totally trade 1 pint per sexual encounter.

We have 8-12 pints and apparently it takes 4-8 weeks to regain lost red blood cells, so if I round that up to 2 months, you can perhaps donate safely at a rate of 6 pints per year.

If we were guaranteed bimonthly sexual encounters, would you bloodmax?

sample_9e4d581cce7ee500f34144e7782bd1bc.jpg


There should be some kind of altruistic movement among women where they will give sex to a man who donates blood. This would save lives.

569db4b6b1402eb9b009561002245e34.png


Like maybe there are some girls out there scared of needles who wish they could give blood but can't work themselves up to it. Maybe an alternative to that (or something they could do in addition to it, if they don't feel satisfied with 6 pints per year) is to let a man give blood INSTEAD of them, but to support that man by giving him sex.

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It would probably feel better than fucking an escort too if you think about it. Yeah she's prob not doing it because she likes you in particular (she just wants to help humanity in general... the blood you donate could save Chad, save herself, or save a cute child) but at least she's not doing it for immediate selfish gratificaiton like buying herself drugs, buying herself shoes, paying Chad's rent, etc.

sample_f65164cb3f16fa6467f41f59acd560e2.jpg


You can still think this is cucked but it actually seems less cucked due to the lack of direct compensation to the foid and because she just seems like a cooler more admirable person for doing this kind of karmic balance sort of thing by incentivizing blood donation. I would especially feel this way if she were also giving blood occasionally herself. I would be fine donating blood more often than her because I realize men tend to eat more meat and lose less iron (we don't menstruate) so we just tend to regenerate blood faster than they do.

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Can we make this happen somehow, seriously?

Like just present this business plan to foids who consider themselves woke and who want to virtue signal: okay, you want to help people? There's a fucking blood shortage and people die, so you could help literally save human life by encouraging angry men to donate their blood.

Also we would get the standard cookies and juice box.

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They make you answer whether you had sex and if you did recently I don't think they let you donate, so the ideal thing would be to have the sex after donating. Maybe not IMMEDIATELY after because you might faint, but like a couple days later after your plasma has regenerated from taking fluids/sugar so you don't faint from the exertion. You also don't want your veins to open up mid-sex: you're supposed to avoid heavy lifting immediately after donating.

It's weird they only give you sugar, they should also give you meat because you need to regenerate blood cells w/ iron. Virtue-signal foids in addition to offering sex should cook us some meat.

27ed87b654a7a80c3980eca2c510c5e6.jpg


1 burger + 1 blowjob reward every 2 months in exchange for 1 pint of my blood: please make this happen foids. My sense of selflessness evaporated but I still sorta want to help, just give me an excuse to make it feel slightly less cucked and I'm in.

Hell... I don't even need a blowjob, maybe if a foid just promised to cuddle with me for 30 minutes to watch a cartoon or something that's be worth a pint. Just spend some time with me and give me some skinship dammit.

Foids will get mad at guys for being non-genuine by "pretending to be friends" or "doing good things only to get rewards rather for its own sake". Well okay: I won't pretend: I don't want to do those things for their own sake. most guys don't that's why you don't see it happen, and it's not like you actually reward those that do: you usually ignore it unless it's chad. If non-chads do good things you'll just assume it has ulterior motives.

You'll only reward chad for doing good things because you know he doesn't need to do them to get your pussy because you'd give him your pussy ANYWAY, in which case you're not really rewarding him either except with a little extra enthusiasm.

So hey, let's not pretend: I'm not a super-altruist, but YOU can be if you just suck it up and tolerate my presence a couple dozen minutes every couple months in exchange for muh pint. You won't even have to swallow a pint of semen to earn it. It's a small price to help people right? Assuage your guilt, if you feel guilty about ANYTHING.
Imagine doing this thinking you'll get laid and just getting your entire blood drained for a whiff of sex :feelstastyman:
 
Imagine doing this thinking you'll get laid
and just getting your entire blood drained for a whiff of sex :feelstastyman:
if it doesn't happen eventually you'll stop but could at least do it
1/10 foids doing this might go extra step to fuck incels to give them hope and keep playing the system
TBH this is probably how it works with actual dating, 1/100 incel boyfriends get sex while 99/10 incel BFs get blue balls forever where foid saves sex for marriage while fucking chad while BF is at work, then when marry still fuck chad and only fuck husband 1 time after get pregnant with chad's baby so he provides and it's not even ascending because you're not even touching her vagina just thrusting against the condom made of chad's dried cum inside her
 
"Find out what would kill me then go just below that"
 
holy shit what happened to my embeds...

ah I think gelbooru blocked
 
4 July 2021 offshoot


how come these guys don't just register here and bump the thread instead of talking behind my back?
 
Just fuck vampires for blood Theory
 

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