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How many times have you almost died?

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Truecell trait is that even death constantly hates you.

I've almost died some 10+ times.

One was drowning, the other was almost getting my chest destroyed by a motorcycle hit, the other was being hit with a metal bat that narrowly missed my head. One was getting almost jumped by normies that carried kitchen knives to school.

Those are all the major ones tbh, the others are just accidents that had the potential to turn fatal. Probably have something else but it's buried too deep in my mind to easily recollect
 
I felt i am going to die in earthquake
 
Every day is a near death experience for me
 
8 times to be exact.
 
3 Times in order:Blood presurre went to low,accident in car and beating my head to strong in the wall.
 
i have calculated this one a lot when i was bored
16 times i feelt great absolute danger that might cause my death
 
I've had a few ODs where I could have possibly died.
 
When I was 10, I rode my bicycle down a slope, but as I was going down, I couldn't control the steering so I crashed into a building. If I didn't wear a helmet that day, I would've cracked my skull.
 
Nearly got hit by a motorcycle, nearly drowned, nearly suffocated From vomit. I think that’s all
 
I almost drowned during swimming lessons when I was younger(the swimming instructor didn't even try to help when I came to her clearly struggling to stay above the water jfl). I nearly got kidnapped by a drunk woman who probably would have killed me\left me to die once she realized how badly she fucked up kidnapping a kid in a apartment building with cameras.

Almost had a head on collision when I first started to learn how to drive and when I was taking money to my neighbor(they where drug dealers)for watching my dog for a week a drunk Mexican pulled up with a beretta in his pants. I assume he was there to buy drugs and probably assumed I was there to do that since I had money in my hand. He put his arm around me and started asking me questions about what drugs I did and shit. I don't think he ever intended to kill me but certainly could have had I set him off.

Probably a few more times I could have died but those where the most notable.
 
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Once due to pneumonia when I was a child.
 
A few times, most of them were at the hands of women.
 
I almost drowned during swimming lessons when I was younger(the swimming instructor didn't even try to help when I came to her clearly struggling to stay above the water jfl). I nearly got kidnapped by a drunk woman who probably would have killed me\left me to die once she realized how badly she fucked up kidnapping a kid in a apartment building with cameras.

Almost had a head on collision when I first started to learn how to drive and when I was taking money to my neighbor(they where drug dealers)for watching my dog for a week a drunk Mexican pulled up with a berrata in his pants. I assume he was there to buy drugs and probably assumed I was there to do that since I had money in my hand. He put his arm around me and started asking me questions about what drugs I did and shit. I don't think he ever intended to kill me but certainly could have had I set him off.

Probably a few more times I could have died but those where the most notable.
Good one, unlocked a few memories on my head.

I almost got kidnapped too but it was by a fat man hiding in the parking lot while I was playing football with a friend.

The time I almost drowned was pretty similar too, it was a pretty small public pool where I went too deep and started to flail and cry for a good minute before submerging exhausted. Mind you, this pool was filled to the brim with other children and parents, they most likely knew and just watched. When i was about to lose consciousness my dad noticed someone underwater stop moving and for good measure pulled into my arm without even realizing it was me.

That was pretty fucked, no wonder I sorta trauma locked that. Normies really want subhumans dead.
 
One time when I was in the fourth grade during winter I was standing outside my apartment and winter was over and the ice was melting and there was a huge ass ice block that fell and crashed and made a loud noise. It barely missed me.
 
A few times, most of them were at the hands of women.
Truecell response, the knife jumping was mandated by two Stacies. I had to skip the rest of first year of hs to not get stabbed.
 

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