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Serious How many times a month do you coom?

How many times in a month do you choke the chicken?

  • Once or never

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • About once a week

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Every other day

    Votes: 8 32.0%
  • Every day

    Votes: 8 32.0%
  • Several times a day I'm a fucking COOMER

    Votes: 5 20.0%

  • Total voters
    25
Hyperwristcel

Hyperwristcel

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I'm an animal and can't be stopped. I even coomed in the classroom back in the days.

Most of my ancestors were sex-maniacs, too. My paternal grandpa used to undress and masturbate in front of his relatives, including his own daughter and my first grade cousin. My maternal grandma had many affairs during marriage, one of them resulted in the birth of my mother. True story.

I started masturbating at age 9 and regularly watching porn soon after.

Tl;dr: all my ancestors were thinking with their genitals and so am I

brb gotta coom
 
Would be everyday if I lived alone
 
GrAYcel wants to kno about coom:feelssus:
 
Once a day but yesterday I was extra horny and jerked off again at night.
 
btw. these guys really remind me of myself

especially the first guy, the bald one
 
I shit you not. 6 times a day on average. Highest in one day > 20
 
I shit you not. 6 times a day on average. Highest in one day > 20
I bow in front of you. I am not worthy of your presence. Please teach me thy ways of self pleasure.
 
I bow in front of you. I am not worthy of your presence. Please teach me thy ways of self pleasure.
I have insomnia so I sleep very little. At this point its a curse since I will never get to use this high libido on a gf. People like to say it's a good thing but I always found it to be a waste of time. ngl
 
I have insomnia so I sleep very little. At this point its a curse since I will never get to use this high libido on a gf. People like to say it's a good thing but I always found it to be a waste of time. ngl
I can not physically go beyond cooming 5 times a day without hurting myself. After 3 times my balls start to ache a little. I've been doing this for over a decade so I guess I'm just emptied out ... I don't know man. But it's interesting to hear your story.

Cooming 2-4 times a day is pretty average for me though.
 
I can not physically go beyond cooming 5 times a day without hurting myself. After 3 times my balls start to ache a little. I've been doing this for over a decade so I guess I'm just emptied out ... I don't know man. But it's interesting to hear your story.

Cooming 2-4 times a day is pretty average for me though.
Yeah unironically for me it starts to hurt after the 8th time or 7th. But I ignore the pain for the sake of the pleasure ngl it could also be because you've death gripped yourself. I use fake pussies to circumvent this issue
 
Yeah unironically for me it starts to hurt after the 8th time or 7th. But I ignore the pain for the sake of the pleasure ngl it could also be because you've death gripped yourself. I use fake pussies to circumvent this issue
That's actually a great tip ... I usually death grip and hit my balls with every stroke. Maybe that's an issue in the long run. I'd like to buy a toy, but I still live with my Dad and he would find out.
 
That's actually a great tip ... I usually death grip and hit my balls with every stroke. Maybe that's an issue in the long run. I'd like to buy a toy, but I still live with my Dad and he would find out.
Could DIY them. And make it unnoticeable. I did that for a couple of years
 
Could DIY them. And make it unnoticeable. I did that for a couple of years
Is it that easy? Cause I really suck at ... doing things, in general.
 

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