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LifeFuel how many cute girls do you think would let you treat them to a slice of pizza on the condition she had to sit down with you and let you watch her eat?

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NGL but the idea is appealing to me. I probably wouldn't make it a regular occurance but it might be worth the cost of a slice just to do it once so you have an interesting memory.

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I know it would be cucked to think of this as being as intimate as entering her body, but so long as you realize it's a concession that's much cheaper (and more legal) than hiring an escort then you're not really deceiving yourself.

I see it as kind of similar to getting a massage/haircut/dental-scaling for purposes of being in close proximity to a girl.

I know it's a cope but I would prob find it easier to suspend disbelief that she's fucked two dozen cocks if she's doing something simple like eating some pizza in front of me as compared to hiring as an escort where her doing sex for money would just make it obvious that she does sex with other guys for money.

OTOH eating pizza for me could be our special thing because it's too unusual for other guys to ask for.

I wonder if this is the type of thinking that a "sugar daddy" has when they want to pay foids to go buy clothes for themselves and stuff.

I wouldn't want to do this for a roastie or anything, just with a cute petite HS/college girl who if she's dating anyone doesn't throw it in my face and LARPs being a shy sis or GF or childhood-friend or something like that.

I bet there's some kind of cafe experience for this in Japan.

Maybe this is too vore-adjacent but it is kind of intimate in a way because your cheese is entering her orifice and becoming part of her body.

Definitely wouldn't want to overdo it to the point she gets obese though because then that would be gross, only cute when healthy-looking girls enjoy a snacky.

I don't think I could stand having to pay money above and beyond the pizza's cost though. If it's just teh food cost then I can picture her with a "I'm only eating this because it's free" etc thing, but "I wouldn't even eat free pizza for you unless you pay extra" would just make me hate her.
 
none, they dont wanna see me when they eat
there must be some segment of the male population they would never fuck but are okay with hanging out with long enough for some halfway betabuxing and free meal though

imagine being friendzoned by a gamergirl qt who's polite enough not to bring her BFs over or talk about them and you just hang out and game and eat pizza and she is respectful enough that your bluepill subconscious can make "hey maybe she's just a virgin who doesn't want sex with anyone" a plausible narrative
 
Do you know how weird this sounds
 
You're getting roasted by the nigga that ate a female's asshole
Yeah, but enough people get off to it that it's almost normalfag, like whores have it on their service menu (what they call a "likes list")

I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
 
Yeah, but enough people get off to it that it's almost normalfag, like whores have it on their service menu (what they call a "likes list")

I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
i hope you get into a car accident and are crippled for the rest of your life (in minecraft)
 
Yeah, but enough people get off to it that it's almost normalfag, like whores have it on their service menu (what they call a "likes list")

I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
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i hope you get into a car accident and are crippled for the rest of your life (in minecraft)
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Weird idea. I don't like to look at other people eating, I imagine bodily functions like the breakdown of food with saliva and stomach acid eating away at chewed foods.
 
but it is kind of intimate in a way because your cheese is entering her orifice and becoming part of her body
NGL never thought I would read something like that in my life.

I wish I didn't
 
Pizza is pedophilia slang
 
I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
you wouldn't even have to ask if it's okay since you can basically do shit like that if you have them over
I'm betting a lot of low-inhib guys that's all they end up doing the first date and it's only on later dates they fuck
that'd be a genuine sub-chad girlfriend experience after all

the real battle is if they would charge you cheaper per-hour rates for this
 
Whatever you saying Dr pizza
 
Soy.co :feelstastyman:

Stop thinking like this
 
This sounds canny well cucked.
 
I personally think watching hot girls eating stuff is hot.
 
Zero 0, they would probably cringe and curse.
 
FOIDS :lul: SITTING DOWN:lul:WITH ME?:lul::lul:

LMFAO YEA NOT HAPPENING BUDDY
 
This one would:



She claims to be "anorexic".
 
She claims to be "anorexic".
some anorexics are part-time

like they binge-eat donuts and instead of vomiting them like a bulimic will go on a week-long fast of nothing but water and give themselves heart damage, and then decide they've earned more donuts

one thing all these phases have in common is no decent nutrition like protein or vitamins
 
i personally enjoy watching girls eat and like to enjoy the slupring sounds as their mouths open and close. makes me feel funny things and if i close my eyes i can pretend they are chewing on my cock.

but the fact of the matter is women dont like being seen with ugly guys out in public. i'm not talking out my ass either. in my youth (i used to be a huge simper. i can admit that) I used to beg girls to go out to the movies with me and I'd pay for everything. Dinner. Desert. Movie. Ride home. Everything. They never took me up on my offer. I offered to buy a girl a DJ and everything she wanted for her birthday if she let me dance with her at the party and maybe makeout. She stormed off and never spoke to me again. I've told many girls that I can count that I will pay her money and we just have to talk in my car. None of them ever agreed. Why? Because I was stupid and was going to do all of this in public. I'm a loser. Women don't like being associated or seen with losers in public because then their peers will see them and mock them. It's why if one girl is mean to you then usually the rest of them are mean to you because girls are a hivemind.

btw no "cute" girl would ever do this for you in the first place OP. at most you'd get a decent-ish girl that is a bit free-spirited in her ways of thinking but any girl that is legit cute is on social media eating POV style and getting paid lots of money to do so. remember that most Vtubers are millionaires or at least make a 6figure income. they aren't doing it out of the goodness of their fucking hearts.
 
Pizza eating 2d foids are hot ngl
 
there must be some segment of the male population they would never fuck but are okay with hanging out with long enough for some halfway betabuxing and free meal though

imagine being friendzoned by a gamergirl qt who's polite enough not to bring her BFs over or talk about them and you just hang out and game and eat pizza and she is respectful enough that your bluepill subconscious can make "hey maybe she's just a virgin who doesn't want sex with anyone" a plausible narrative
 
This sounds like torture. The same kind of torture as someone eating right in front of me while I'm starving to death:

View: https://youtu.be/z-KnCcQrn_w?t=360


The only difference is that in my eyes she's the meal and I know the only one who can eat her is Chad. At least a 3D foid wouldn't be as cute as the 2D ones you showed so it wouldn't be as bad.

Anyway, I don't know how many would let me do that (maybe a few because I'm so out of their league that no bystander would think we're dating), but I definitely wouldn't do this to myself in the first place.
 

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