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LifeFuel how many cute girls do you think would let you treat them to a slice of pizza on the condition she had to sit down with you and let you watch her eat?

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NGL but the idea is appealing to me. I probably wouldn't make it a regular occurance but it might be worth the cost of a slice just to do it once so you have an interesting memory.

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I know it would be cucked to think of this as being as intimate as entering her body, but so long as you realize it's a concession that's much cheaper (and more legal) than hiring an escort then you're not really deceiving yourself.

I see it as kind of similar to getting a massage/haircut/dental-scaling for purposes of being in close proximity to a girl.

I know it's a cope but I would prob find it easier to suspend disbelief that she's fucked two dozen cocks if she's doing something simple like eating some pizza in front of me as compared to hiring as an escort where her doing sex for money would just make it obvious that she does sex with other guys for money.

OTOH eating pizza for me could be our special thing because it's too unusual for other guys to ask for.

I wonder if this is the type of thinking that a "sugar daddy" has when they want to pay foids to go buy clothes for themselves and stuff.

I wouldn't want to do this for a roastie or anything, just with a cute petite HS/college girl who if she's dating anyone doesn't throw it in my face and LARPs being a shy sis or GF or childhood-friend or something like that.

I bet there's some kind of cafe experience for this in Japan.

Maybe this is too vore-adjacent but it is kind of intimate in a way because your cheese is entering her orifice and becoming part of her body.

Definitely wouldn't want to overdo it to the point she gets obese though because then that would be gross, only cute when healthy-looking girls enjoy a snacky.

I don't think I could stand having to pay money above and beyond the pizza's cost though. If it's just teh food cost then I can picture her with a "I'm only eating this because it's free" etc thing, but "I wouldn't even eat free pizza for you unless you pay extra" would just make me hate her.
 
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none, they dont wanna see me when they eat
 
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Broly said:
none, they dont wanna see me when they eat
there must be some segment of the male population they would never fuck but are okay with hanging out with long enough for some halfway betabuxing and free meal though

imagine being friendzoned by a gamergirl qt who's polite enough not to bring her BFs over or talk about them and you just hang out and game and eat pizza and she is respectful enough that your bluepill subconscious can make "hey maybe she's just a virgin who doesn't want sex with anyone" a plausible narrative
 
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FamilyGuy1999 said:
This and plus that would be cucked, imagine paying for a toilets meal AND watch her eat it? Soy thread
 
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Do you know how weird this sounds
 
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Are you ok
 
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PPEcel said:
Do you know how weird this sounds
You're getting roasted by the nigga that ate a female's asshole
 
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RainerNLM said:
You're getting roasted by the nigga that ate a female's asshole
 
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RainerNLM said:
You're getting roasted by the nigga that ate a female's asshole
Yeah, but enough people get off to it that it's almost normalfag, like whores have it on their service menu (what they call a "likes list")

I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
 
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PPEcel said:
Yeah, but enough people get off to it that it's almost normalfag, like whores have it on their service menu (what they call a "likes list")

I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
i hope you get into a car accident and are crippled for the rest of your life (in minecraft)
 
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PPEcel said:
Yeah, but enough people get off to it that it's almost normalfag, like whores have it on their service menu (what they call a "likes list")

I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.

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i hope you get into a car accident and are crippled for the rest of your life (in minecraft)
 
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Weird idea. I don't like to look at other people eating, I imagine bodily functions like the breakdown of food with saliva and stomach acid eating away at chewed foods.
 
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Wizard32 said:
but it is kind of intimate in a way because your cheese is entering her orifice and becoming part of her body
NGL never thought I would read something like that in my life.

I wish I didn't
 
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Pizza is pedophilia slang
 
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PPEcel said:
I can't imagine ringing up an agency and asking if it'd be OK to just sit and watch a foid eat pizza.
you wouldn't even have to ask if it's okay since you can basically do shit like that if you have them over
I'm betting a lot of low-inhib guys that's all they end up doing the first date and it's only on later dates they fuck
that'd be a genuine sub-chad girlfriend experience after all

the real battle is if they would charge you cheaper per-hour rates for this
 
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Whatever you saying Dr pizza
 
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Wizard32 said:
the real battle is if they would charge you cheaper per-hour rates for this
no
 
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Soy.co :feelstastyman:

Stop thinking like this
 
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This sounds canny well cucked.
 
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