Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

How do you want to rope?

How would you rope?

  • Hanging

    Votes: 5 11.9%
  • Blowing your brains out

    Votes: 17 40.5%
  • Exit bag

    Votes: 2 4.8%
  • OD

    Votes: 4 9.5%
  • Jumping

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Other (list it)

    Votes: 13 31.0%

  • Total voters
    42
Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 14, 2024
Posts
13,687
Online time
1d 10h
What’s your preferred way of getting the fuck out of here?
 
Like this.
 
Get a big ass loan, fly to Colombia, bing on hookers and alcohol and cocaine until I die.
 
Idk but it has to be the most painless way possible if I do
 
Ezgif 4 24f26f6046


Like this. I'll eat a bullet, it's just the best method all in all.
 
I would like to die a martyr, of old age, or saving others.
 
Of a heart attack when fucking and ejaculating on some big fat ass cheeks.

Jokes aside. I would love to go out like our incel heroes. That is the way...
 
Hanging or shooting myself at top of mountain
 
Mittensquad maxxing by over drinking alcohol.
 
In a warzone or ERmaxxing in a video game
 
Sodium nitrite
 
I'm nevER killing myself.
 
I want a poetic warriors death. Surrounded by enemy swords with my lance, striking and killing many as a bolt pierces my heart and I bleed out on the battlefield.
 
Bullet in the face straight through brain
 
Everyone has the right to a peaceful and dignified death.
 
Dying from dehydration. It wont take more than 5 days.
 
high speed head on collision
 
And also by carbon monoxide poisoning.
 
How do i buy an exit bag?

I have a russian GP5 gasmask, Can i attach that to a pure helium container, I can also get the soviet tube for it and use tape, But idk where to get original exit bag or helium 100%
 
Exit bag or Sodium Nitrate. Sooner rather then later.
 
Plane into building

Nah probably into ocean or mountain with explosives on board to make a huge scene
 
Blowing my brains out
 
Noose is preferable as I already have plans, most likely in a local forest nearby whenever I become evicted / move on from my living arrangements, though there's always something stopping me.. somehow. Once I become officially alone / homeless, it's NOOSE TIME!!
 
Stab to the carotid through the side of the neck, or freezing.
 
Probably like St. Adolf did bit not now.I want to try nazimaxxing but if I’ll fail there or if they’d send me to jail, I’ll definitely blow my brain off (like St. Adolf did)
 

Similar threads

GmeOvr
Replies
38
Views
1K
parbate2025
parbate2025
Yunoo
Replies
14
Views
605
The Notorious SLAV
The Notorious SLAV
E
Replies
16
Views
468
all this time
all this time
OverAtConception
Replies
13
Views
671
RandomGuy
RandomGuy
parbate2025
Replies
56
Views
1K
tricho_maniac
tricho_maniac

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top