Serious How do you survive in an office?

[TouhouMathcel]

I work as a programmer in a small company and there are usually 4-7 people in my office (half of them are foids). They are all friends and are constantly joking around, messing with each other and often doing anything but work. Right now for example they were flying paper airplanes out the window. I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff. On the one hand it's good because I get a minimum of work and half of the day I do my own stuff, but on the other hand I feel like I don't exist and it makes me sad.

I'm thinking of going to find a remote job, but in that case, I think I'm just going to die of loneliness without any social interaction

 

[PolskiKartofel]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

 

[pizzamaxxer]

just be their toy(fag friend)

 

[pizzamaxxer]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

I was applying for internships and one of them was asking for 2 previous internships and I have to already know the basics of office shit(that's exactly what internships are supposed to be for,to teach you basic office stuff and culture).
These niggas be looking for an underpaid or unpaid slave for 3 months

 

[TouhouMathcel]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

I just saw an ad at my university. It's a really small company doing stuff for the local authorities

 

[TouhouMathcel]

just be their toy(fag friend)

What's that?

 

[pizzamaxxer]

What's that?

submit to those foids and do whatever they ask , then you can joke on them and even make fun of them. Might even touch their tits and butts

 

[cripplecel]

Moggs me for getting a programming job

 

[TouhouMathcel]

submit to those foids and do whatever they ask , then you can joke on them and even make fun of them. Might even touch their tits and butts

Brutal

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Your job sounds pretty dope/chill, so I recommend thinking twice before quitting.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Moggs me for getting a programming job

That's not worth it. Neetmaxxing is much better

 

[cripplecel]

That's not worth it. Neetmaxxing is much better

I will rather do it than neet

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Your job sounds pretty dope/chill, so I recommend thinking twice before quitting.

Thanks, but I just feel so much out of place

 

[Animecel2D]

throw paperplane at their face

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Thanks, but I just feel so much out of place

How long have you been working there? In my experience feeling comfortable around people takes time, at least for me it does.

 

[Friezacel]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

 

[SmhChan]

Work on getting better at programming in your free time and move on to a "better" job.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

How long have you been working there? In my experience feeling comfortable around people takes time, at least for me it does.

About 2 weeks. But yesterday another new employee came in, and he immediately became friends with everyone. Mogs me

 

[Ahnfeltia]

About 2 weeks.

that's what I thought. You should really give a job a couple of months before writing it off.

But yesterday another new employee came in, and he immediately became friends with everyone. Mogs me

I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff.

Can you articulate what you don't understand? I mayn't be the most social of butterflies, but I'm not that shabby either.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Can you articulate what you don't understand? I mayn't be the most social of butterflies, but I'm not that shabby either.

I don't understand how a new employee got along with them so quickly. They immediately started chatting and discussing something. Maybe I'm too autistic to talk to strangers (even if they are my colleagues)

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I don't understand how a new employee got along with them so quickly. They immediately started chatting and discussing something.

asking follow-up questions and thereby showing interest is a good way to keep a convo going. To get your foot in the door, you could ask "Late night?" when you see a colleague yawning or you could ask your neighbor if they want something to drink if you're about to grab a drink yourself and ask them whether they always drink their coffee black if they reply "Coffee, black -- thanks" or something along those lines.

Maybe I'm too autistic to talk to strangers (even if they are my colleagues)

we're talking right now so that ain't true

 

[TouhouMathcel]

we're talking right now so that ain't true

Talking to people online is different. Also, I think I wrote less than 500 meaningful messages in two years, and was mostly read only

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

That's not worth it. Neetmaxxing is much better

if you can save enough you're in a great position to neetmax later. I wouldn't throw out a high paying job that you can ldar in half the time

honestly the low pays, how employees are treated and how many people post tales of not having any success after sending hundreds of applications made me not even want to try

 

[TouhouMathcel]

honestly the low pays, how employees are treated and how many people post tales of not having any success after sending hundreds of applications made me not even want to try

If you have the opportunity not to work, don't do it

 

[naturalselector2003]

Just low inhib max

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Talking to people online is different

If you say so. I don't find it all that different tbh. I can think longer about my replies, which is nice, but that's about it I think

I think I wrote less than 500 meaningful messages in two years, and was mostly read only

Correct me if I'm wrong but it feels like you've come "out of your shell" as of late.

 

[justuseless]

When you say out the window you mean littering?

Niggers

 

[Rapistcel]

I work as a programmer in a small company and there are usually 4-7 people in my office (half of them are foids). They are all friends and are constantly joking around, messing with each other and often doing anything but work. Right now for example they were flying paper airplanes out the window. I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff. On the one hand it's good because I get a minimum of work and half of the day I do my own stuff, but on the other hand I feel like I don't exist and it makes me sad.

I'm thinking of going to find a remote job, but in that case, I think I'm just going to die of loneliness without any social interaction

I'm a retard with computers so I can't imagine me in an office

 

[glutty]

I prefer more hands on work, my current one is just a tech repairing electronics it's only just me and another guy fixing things, replacing and ordering components.

The only foids I interact with are just customers.

 

[Quoj]

Moggs me for getting a programming job

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I don't know. I had an office job like this where the women babbled about nonsense most of the day, went for 2+ hour lunch breaks, it was like a socializing session that they clearly did not want me to be invited, and they eventually got me fired for a "bad attitude". The only positive with this job is it firmly taught me to not take any jobs seriously and do the bare minimum.

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Bomb it

 

[unionistcel]

Keep quiet and hope they’re sound

 

[thespanishcel]

I bet my colleagues think I'm autistic because I barely interact with them kek I just don't know what to say and they're such normies

 

[HeinzKell]

I don't know. I had an office job like this where the women babbled about nonsense most of the day, went for 2+ hour lunch breaks, it was like a socializing session that they clearly did not want me to be invited, and they eventually got me fired for a "bad attitude". The only positive with this job is it firmly taught me to not take any jobs seriously and do the bare minimum.

I’ve had so many jobs where all the cunty women would “clique” like this. They would openly talk shit about men in front of their male coworkers as if it were nothing

 

[TouhouMathcel]

The only positive with this job is it firmly taught me to not take any jobs seriously and do the bare minimum.

Holy based

 

[Emba]

Watch the TV show severance for clues how to fit in...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQlLjI6PcQ

 

[Friezacel]

I don't understand how a new employee got along with them so quickly. They immediately started chatting and discussing something. Maybe I'm too autistic to talk to strangers (even if they are my colleagues)

asking follow-up questions and thereby showing interest is a good way to keep a convo going. To get your foot in the door, you could ask "Late night?" when you see a colleague yawning or you could ask your neighbor if they want something to drink if you're about to grab a drink yourself and ask them whether they always drink their coffee black if they reply "Coffee, black -- thanks" or something along those lines.

we're talking right now so that ain't true

My advice is to just give up, abandon all hope and accept that you will forever stay at the bottom of the hierarchy

 

[TheHungariancel]

Mogs me to death for having an IT office job. You should careermax and Ldar.

 

[BornToLose]

throw paperplane at their face