Serious How do you survive in an office?

[TouhouMathcel]

I work as a programmer in a small company and there are usually 4-7 people in my office (half of them are foids). They are all friends and are constantly joking around, messing with each other and often doing anything but work. Right now for example they were flying paper airplanes out the window. I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff. On the one hand it's good because I get a minimum of work and half of the day I do my own stuff, but on the other hand I feel like I don't exist and it makes me sad.

I'm thinking of going to find a remote job, but in that case, I think I'm just going to die of loneliness without any social interaction

 

[PolskiKartofel]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

 

[pizzamaxxer]

just be their toy(fag friend)

 

[pizzamaxxer]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

I was applying for internships and one of them was asking for 2 previous internships and I have to already know the basics of office shit(that's exactly what internships are supposed to be for,to teach you basic office stuff and culture).
These niggas be looking for an underpaid or unpaid slave for 3 months

 

[TouhouMathcel]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

I just saw an ad at my university. It's a really small company doing stuff for the local authorities

 

[TouhouMathcel]

just be their toy(fag friend)

What's that?

 

[pizzamaxxer]

What's that?

submit to those foids and do whatever they ask , then you can joke on them and even make fun of them. Might even touch their tits and butts

 

[cripplecel]

Moggs me for getting a programming job

 

[TouhouMathcel]

submit to those foids and do whatever they ask , then you can joke on them and even make fun of them. Might even touch their tits and butts

Brutal

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Your job sounds pretty dope/chill, so I recommend thinking twice before quitting.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Moggs me for getting a programming job

That's not worth it. Neetmaxxing is much better

 

[cripplecel]

That's not worth it. Neetmaxxing is much better

I will rather do it than neet

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Your job sounds pretty dope/chill, so I recommend thinking twice before quitting.

Thanks, but I just feel so much out of place

 

[Animecel2D]

throw paperplane at their face

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Thanks, but I just feel so much out of place

How long have you been working there? In my experience feeling comfortable around people takes time, at least for me it does.

 

[Friezacel]

How to be employed while all workplaces need "2 years of experience in similar field"

 

[SmhChan]

Work on getting better at programming in your free time and move on to a "better" job.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

How long have you been working there? In my experience feeling comfortable around people takes time, at least for me it does.

About 2 weeks. But yesterday another new employee came in, and he immediately became friends with everyone. Mogs me

 

[Ahnfeltia]

About 2 weeks.

that's what I thought. You should really give a job a couple of months before writing it off.

But yesterday another new employee came in, and he immediately became friends with everyone. Mogs me

I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff.

Can you articulate what you don't understand? I mayn't be the most social of butterflies, but I'm not that shabby either.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Can you articulate what you don't understand? I mayn't be the most social of butterflies, but I'm not that shabby either.

I don't understand how a new employee got along with them so quickly. They immediately started chatting and discussing something. Maybe I'm too autistic to talk to strangers (even if they are my colleagues)

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I don't understand how a new employee got along with them so quickly. They immediately started chatting and discussing something.

asking follow-up questions and thereby showing interest is a good way to keep a convo going. To get your foot in the door, you could ask "Late night?" when you see a colleague yawning or you could ask your neighbor if they want something to drink if you're about to grab a drink yourself and ask them whether they always drink their coffee black if they reply "Coffee, black -- thanks" or something along those lines.

Maybe I'm too autistic to talk to strangers (even if they are my colleagues)

we're talking right now so that ain't true

 

[TouhouMathcel]

we're talking right now so that ain't true

Talking to people online is different. Also, I think I wrote less than 500 meaningful messages in two years, and was mostly read only

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

That's not worth it. Neetmaxxing is much better

if you can save enough you're in a great position to neetmax later. I wouldn't throw out a high paying job that you can ldar in half the time

honestly the low pays, how employees are treated and how many people post tales of not having any success after sending hundreds of applications made me not even want to try

 

[TouhouMathcel]

honestly the low pays, how employees are treated and how many people post tales of not having any success after sending hundreds of applications made me not even want to try

If you have the opportunity not to work, don't do it

 

[naturalselector2003]

Just low inhib max

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Talking to people online is different

If you say so. I don't find it all that different tbh. I can think longer about my replies, which is nice, but that's about it I think

I think I wrote less than 500 meaningful messages in two years, and was mostly read only

Correct me if I'm wrong but it feels like you've come "out of your shell" as of late.

 

[justuseless]

When you say out the window you mean littering?

Niggers

 

[Rapistcel]

I work as a programmer in a small company and there are usually 4-7 people in my office (half of them are foids). They are all friends and are constantly joking around, messing with each other and often doing anything but work. Right now for example they were flying paper airplanes out the window. I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff. On the one hand it's good because I get a minimum of work and half of the day I do my own stuff, but on the other hand I feel like I don't exist and it makes me sad.

I'm thinking of going to find a remote job, but in that case, I think I'm just going to die of loneliness without any social interaction

I'm a retard with computers so I can't imagine me in an office

 

[glutty]

I prefer more hands on work, my current one is just a tech repairing electronics it's only just me and another guy fixing things, replacing and ordering components.

The only foids I interact with are just customers.

 

[Quoj]

Moggs me for getting a programming job

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I don't know. I had an office job like this where the women babbled about nonsense most of the day, went for 2+ hour lunch breaks, it was like a socializing session that they clearly did not want me to be invited, and they eventually got me fired for a "bad attitude". The only positive with this job is it firmly taught me to not take any jobs seriously and do the bare minimum.

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Bomb it

 

[unionistcel]

Keep quiet and hope they’re sound

 

[thespanishcel]

I bet my colleagues think I'm autistic because I barely interact with them kek I just don't know what to say and they're such normies

 

[HeinzKell]

I don't know. I had an office job like this where the women babbled about nonsense most of the day, went for 2+ hour lunch breaks, it was like a socializing session that they clearly did not want me to be invited, and they eventually got me fired for a "bad attitude". The only positive with this job is it firmly taught me to not take any jobs seriously and do the bare minimum.

I’ve had so many jobs where all the cunty women would “clique” like this. They would openly talk shit about men in front of their male coworkers as if it were nothing

 

[TouhouMathcel]

The only positive with this job is it firmly taught me to not take any jobs seriously and do the bare minimum.

Holy based

 

[Emba]

Watch the TV show severance for clues how to fit in...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQlLjI6PcQ

 

[Friezacel]

I don't understand how a new employee got along with them so quickly. They immediately started chatting and discussing something. Maybe I'm too autistic to talk to strangers (even if they are my colleagues)

asking follow-up questions and thereby showing interest is a good way to keep a convo going. To get your foot in the door, you could ask "Late night?" when you see a colleague yawning or you could ask your neighbor if they want something to drink if you're about to grab a drink yourself and ask them whether they always drink their coffee black if they reply "Coffee, black -- thanks" or something along those lines.

we're talking right now so that ain't true

My advice is to just give up, abandon all hope and accept that you will forever stay at the bottom of the hierarchy

 

[TheHungariancel]

Mogs me to death for having an IT office job. You should careermax and Ldar.

 

[BornToLose]

throw paperplane at their face

 

[Solid State]

It depends on the office environment, but at my workplace, I am in a tiny corner office in an old building, while most everybody else is in the cubicle farm down the hall. Everybody mostly forgets I exist and they rarely venture towards my end unless they need something.

Still, my boss is often shouting at people at the top of his voice over stupid shit and you can hear him down the hall. Even he rarely bothers me because I am just the "corner office guy" that nobody cares about.

 

[Emba]

It depends on the office environment, but at my workplace, I am in a tiny corner office in an old building, while most everybody else is in the cubicle farm down the hall. Everybody mostly forgets I exist and they rarely venture towards my end unless they need something.

Still, my boss is often shouting at people at the top of his voice over stupid shit and you can hear him down the hall. Even he rarely bothers me because I am just the "corner office guy" that nobody cares about.

Can I borrow you're stapler?

 

[TouhouMathcel]

It depends on the office environment, but at my workplace, I am in a tiny corner office in an old building, while most everybody else is in the cubicle farm down the hall. Everybody mostly forgets I exist and they rarely venture towards my end unless they need something.

Still, my boss is often shouting at people at the top of his voice over stupid shit and you can hear him down the hall. Even he rarely bothers me because I am just the "corner office guy" that nobody cares about.

You're lucky, it sounds very convenient. What is your job?

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Mogs me to death for having an IT office job

Nah, it's not a real IT job. I do almost nothing and sometimes just fix bugs

 

[TheHungariancel]

Nah, it's not a real IT job. I do almost nothing and sometimes just fix bugs

That’s even better, an office job where you don’t break your back working for (I assume) decent pay. Could be incredibly boring though, I know, but still.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

(I assume) decent pay

It's average, but I don't spend much

 

[Solid State]

Can I borrow you're stapler?

Sure, as I just have a boring black one.

You're lucky, it sounds very convenient. What is your job?

I monitor orders and transfers from different shipping hubs as I work for a paper products company.

 

[Redeemer]

Nah, it's not a real IT job. I do almost nothing and sometimes just fix bugs

My ideal kind of job, less work and decent pay

 

[sadlemon]

I was in your position a while ago before i resigned. I understood that the best way for me to mantain my sanity was to get a remote position. I'm also an IT guy, truthfully it depends on what you expect to get out of these interactions.

If you truly consider yourself an incel and know you're bottom tier of looks, the worst of the worst is interacting with normies and girls. Truthfully, you won't get anything good being near them, they'll share their sexual exploits and ask yours, you of course will have none to show and will be seen as inferior and a joke.

In my case it took quite a bit before people warmed up to me, about 9 months i beleive? after that i pretty much got along well enough with anybody and they knew my name. But the problem is that you interact with your good looking coworkers and chadlite coworkers, they do well with women and office women. You talk with the pretty office women and you start to have hope, HOPE for an incel is the worst kind of drug.

Still i think that's better to talk to someone instead of nobody, so just give it time. If i were you tho i would aim for a remote position, i'm never working in a office setting ever again.

But sadly in this life you need both money and socialization, without either you'll face a hard life. Try to get along with the guys at the very least, it's easier and if you are interested enough in hearing their BS they'll love you. The best thing i've found when interacting with people is being transparent and also a little daring, don't be scared to say a little about yourself and don't play it too safe. People don't like boring people

 

[based_meme]

I don't understand how to have a dialog with them other than work stuff.

On the one hand it's good because I get a minimum of work and half of the day I do my own stuff, but on the other hand I feel like I don't exist and it makes me sad.

Believe me, the other side of that is not worth it. At best, you'll be another sucker they'll use to dump extra work on because they think they've developed enough familiarity and rapport with you. At worst, you'll be the subject of derision, backbiting, and the one who'll get thrown under the bus when something goes wrong. Those same people whom you thought were chummy with you will be venomous snakes who'll stealthily bite you to get ahead. You won't know you're poisoned until you get called into an office and an HR lady is sitting there with your boss having already had a nice 20 minute chat.

There is no winning here. Mind yourself and focus on your work. That's it, that's all. The only one you need to make happy is your boss and you do that with the quality of your work - mostly, unless your boss has an ego and likes having his ass kissed. I don't recommend you go down the ass-kissing route, though, unless you care about finessing your way up the corporate ladder at the cost of your dignity and self-respect.