How do you like Adolf Hitler's haircut?

[virgin4life]

I like Hitler's haircut and I am thinking about getting it. I am having the same colour of hair as him. Living in Germany it would be especially funny to piss people off with it. Also it would be kinda nice to get this haircut just because Cucktears always tell us we just need to get a haircut so this would be a good way to answer to them. But that aside I also think his haircut looks pretty good. What do you guys think?

 

[Mainländer]

Just reaching his age without getting bald is already a feat by itself. And in Germany/Austria, where so fucking many men go bald.

 

[Angry_runt]

Grow the mustache too. Then when they arrest you, take the fight all the way to the supreme volksgericht and make a big speech and foids will be into you because you're famous.

 

[virgin4life]

Grow the mustache too. Then when they arrest you, take the fight all the way to the supreme volksgericht and make a big speech and foids will be into you because you're famous.

Just look like Hitler theory.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

jfl I have this naturally (hairgoing to the side to hide recessed temples) because of my subhuman hairline

 

[StoicNihilist]

Yes dude. Grow out that nice toothbrush mustache to.

 

[AsiaCel]

> Hair

@Ritalincel

 

[Blacktarpill]

No way.
I like long hair.

 

[Gengar]

Excellent idea.

 

[AsiaCel]

No way.
I like long hair.

its over for NWcels when even incels admire long hair

baldcels on suicide watch

 

[SupremeG]

I think about getting it too but in blonde.

 

[Jog Mansen]

grow a stache as well, get the uniform too http://www.ww2sale.com/wwii-german-uniforms/

 

[Bernd]

A lot of people have the Hitler youth haircut. It's pretty common. With that side parting it's not far to an actual Hitler haircut.
It depends on your head shape. If your head is too wide you can very easily look like a potato with hair.

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Just look like Hitler theory.

Just be hitler theory.

 

[FinnCel]

Just reaching his age without getting bald is already a feat by itself. And in Germany/Austria, where so fucking many men go bald.

When I was younger, I thought he's much younger as he wasn't balding.

Anyways hitler mogs me because I am in my 20's and balding

 

[acnescarcel]

pretty good sort of similar to the one i have

 

[albie]

I blame women for Hitler.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I blame women for Hitler.

I doubt foids actually done something good for society.

 

[albie]

I doubt foids actually done something good for society.

Madolph Shitler would gas you for being incel. LIke he did with disabled people and ugly people(Jews and gays)

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Madolph Shitler would gas you for being incel. LIke he did with disabled people and ugly people(Jews and gays)

That’s a good thing.

 

[albie]

That’s a good thing.

HItler was a chad making machine with his tall blonde blue eyed ideal. What you need to wonder is this...did the nazis really lose?

 

[Deleted member 15737]

HItler was a chad making machine with his tall blonde blue eyed ideal. What you need to wonder is this...did the nazis really lose?

Jews and Slavs still exist and have more political power than ever.
Ethnics are invading the West.
White birthrates are below replacement.
How did Nazism win?


Nazism enforced all women to domestic life and encouraged them to breed as much as they could. Hitler would have never allowed feminism.

In a September 1934 speech to the National Socialist Women's Organization, Adolf Hitler argued that for the German woman her "world is her husband, her family, her children, and her home",[11] a policy which was reinforced by the stress on "Kinder" and "Küche" in propaganda, and the bestowing of the Cross of Honor of the German Mother on women bearing four or more babies.

Kinder, Küche, Kirche - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[albie]

Jews and Slavs still exist and have more political power than ever.
Ethnics are invading the West.
White birthrates are below replacement.
How did Nazism win?


Nazism enforced all women to domestic life and encouraged them to breed as much as they could. Hitler would have never allowed feminism.

Kinder, Küche, Kirche - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The ideas of Nazism need to be made popular with the masses. So what you do is force a world without nazism on people in a massively negative way. Then people will beg to have a Hitler in charge. hence Trump.

 

[Insomniac]

@Insomniac

Nice haircut tbh.

I rate 14/88

 

[Michael15651]

It’s the pompadour hair style.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

grow a stache as well, get the uniform too http://www.ww2sale.com/wwii-german-uniforms/

I'd love one for Halloween. I went as the kkk once. Made hood and robes myself and draw the cross symbol on my robes and went to a house party. Didn't go down too well. Cunts though i was actually in the kkk. A gay guy there telt me it was offensive. Lols.

 

[virgin4life]

LOL I knew this shit would get me featured on Cucktears:

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i like anything and everything about hitler except 1944 and 1945

 

[wasted12years]

I like it but it looks even better blonde.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Undercut with a functional combover? Yeah its your best bet until about NW3 if you don't have much thinning. Looked pretty good on Hitler tbh.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Undercut with a functional combover? Yeah its your best bet until about NW3 if you don't have much thinning. Looked pretty good on Hitler tbh.

Yep, I'm NW3 and can confirm it ruins the look of this style.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

yes 9.9/10

 

[Wonder]

Hair is okay but mustache is goofy and ruins it.

 

[Dregster]

No way.
I like long hair.

This tbh

I fucking hate haircuts and having short hair. Going bald is a literal nightmare for me and I'd probably give myself a 30% chance that I rope.

 

[Dropbox]

Oh my kek.

I have the Hitler haircut and didn't even realize it.

 

[RollD20]

You have to be pretty low inhib to larp as Hitler in Germany.

Had something similar like this cut a year ago, not even sure what it was called.

 

[Adolf_Hitler]

Very lovely haircut. Represents uniformism in every way of his expression. The way he walked, talked and smiled represented this uniformity. it was a shame we were never able to see his advancement.

 

[Blacktarpill]

give myself a 30% chance that I

Same. Balding is death sentence.

 

[Cuyen]

you made it to cucktears OP

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Yep, I'm NW3 and can confirm it ruins the look of this style.

#MeToo

It's over when you have this going on:

 

[nice_try]

Interesting idea. It's a sharp haircut, you should do it.
Post pics afterwards to prove that you're credible and not just shittalking like so many people on the internet nowadays.

 

[BRCel123]

14 out of 88

 

[ihaveno1]

just hitlermax br0

 

[Dionysus]

his haircut is very iconic and pretty good ngl

 

[Vigil]

Just look like Hitler theory.

 

[Cuyen]

pretty good hair