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How do you "jack it" since you dont have girlfriends/wives? What are you best methods?

BiggieTall

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I bet you are good at this like I am.

By jack it I mean masturbate.
 
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copes like vidya, music, anime and posting on this forum
 
I read Schopenhauer.
 
Rape scene from irreversible works well
 
2 TERABYTES of HOT lesbian PORN, of ALL RACES!!! Thats been working for me for YEARS! haha.. 6 times a day is TOO much time "getting down"..
 
Pls tell me this thread is gonna get shut down. Nobody wants to read about how a buncha dudes jack off except gay infiltrators.
 
I grind my crotch into my bed. Or the floor. Or whatever I'm sleeping on. Been doing this since I could produce a seed, it's the only way I know how to masturbate. Don't have the patience or wrist stamina to do it traditionally.
 
2 TERABYTES of HOT lesbian PORN, of ALL RACES!!! Thats been working for me for YEARS! haha.. 6 times a day is TOO much time "getting down"..

yea black on white lesbians u can get the skin taboo thing, its just so hard to find a good looking black woman
I grind my crotch into my bed. Or the floor. Or whatever I'm sleeping on. Been doing this since I could produce a seed, it's the only way I know how to masturbate. Don't have the patience or wrist stamina to do it traditionally.

yea u get off on frenulum stimulation, some children learn that as the first way others learn the other way 1st, I think did it different to every1 to start with but who knows
 
2 TERABYTES of HOT lesbian PORN, of ALL RACES!!! Thats been working for me for YEARS! haha.. 6 times a day is TOO much time "getting down"..

Six times a day? You're older than I am, what are you eating that keeps your dick alive?
 
Pls tell me this thread is gonna get shut down. Nobody wants to read about how a buncha dudes jack off except gay infiltrators.

we could be the best jackers on the planet we have the most experience there it would be insane not to pool our ideas together , we might not get good loving from a women but we at least have a small benefit other people don't have
Six times a day? You're older than I am, what are you eating that keeps your dick alive?

steroids
 
Six times a day? You're older than I am, what are you eating that keeps your dick alive?
Dont ask me, its NOT by choice trust me... But as i get OLDER, my libido keeps growing! when I was 21, I was at twice a day, now at 48, my average is 6! haha, but trust me its NOT a GOOD THING!!
yea black on white lesbians u can get the skin taboo thing, its just so hard to find a good looking black woman


yea u get off on frenulum stimulation, some children learn that as the first way others learn the other way 1st, I think did it different to every1 to start with but who knows
You want a HOT black woman, maybe the sexiest ALIVE, look up MISTY STONE!!!! If you dont INSTANTLY want her when you see you, your definitely GAY
 
Dont ask me, its NOT by choice trust me... But as i get OLDER, my libido keeps growing! when I was 21, I was at twice a day, now at 48, my average is 6! haha, but trust me its NOT a GOOD THING!!

I can't relate because my libido is on part time employment right now. Maybe it isn't a good thing to have a crazy libido and no woman to spend it on. But I feel like if I had a powerful libido, I could at least enjoy masturbation.
 
I can't relate because my libido is on part time employment right now. Maybe it isn't a good thing to have a crazy libido and no woman to spend it on. But I feel like if I had a powerful libido, I could at least enjoy masturbation.
Technically I enjoy it, but spending 4 hours a day JUST watching porn and jacking is VERY unproductive! Good thing Im retired! But no, I REALLY wish i WASNT like this... But theres a LOT of strange things about my body that are beyond my comprehension.. Some of them are gifts, and some are CURSES! I consider such a high uncontrollable libido especially at my age a CURSE
is edging wo going over the same as no fap? Is it bad for you or good for you?
BAD certainly! You want to FINISH trust me
 
Overhand grip is the best tbh.
 
lately im fapping to instgram whores pics, i put my phone in a clear plastic bag so i can cum on the screen. feelsgood.
 
I clench my buttcheeks when I wank so I can nut faster, I dunno why but it works well.
 
Mostly to pov porn. I just use my hand with no lube or anything
 
I watch BDSM and/or Japanese porn. Sometimes I think of women I know irl and imagine them riding me.
 
is edging wo going over the same as no fap? Is it bad for you or good for you?

bad. dont do edging, it counts as a relapse even if you dont cum. just dont think about sex.
 
I grind my crotch into my bed. Or the floor. Or whatever I'm sleeping on. Been doing this since I could produce a seed, it's the only way I know how to masturbate. Don't have the patience or wrist stamina to do it traditionally.
Weird I do that as well when I edge. It’s better than full on jacking off tbh
 
yea black on white lesbians u can get the skin taboo thing, its just so hard to find a good looking black woman


yea u get off on frenulum stimulation, some children learn that as the first way others learn the other way 1st, I think did it different to every1 to start with but who knows
I learned it that way first, been doing that since I was like 6 or 7 years old. At first I didn't even associate females with the pleasure, did it just for fun. I learned doing it with hand probably as I was approaching puberty. Today it's like 70% by hand, and 30% by grinding. Grinding is good if I just want a quick nut, but by hand it's more pleasurable and lasts longer, but there's more cleanup.
 
Well everybody has his method, but we all watch porn..it's either porn or great imagination.
 
I have a fleshlight that I use once or twice a week. It feels good.
 
fap once a day use pornhub, tbh this point its just force of habit, barely enjoyable
 
Fapping isn't rocket science and requires no skill, you just fucking do it.
 
The male orgasm is fascinating to me. How can someone deny that life's objective meaning is to reproduce when the body has a biomechanical/biochemical reward system in the form of the contractions and hormones released after orgasm? This is why it's so hard to quit masturbation, you are like a pigeon in a Skinner box, except you are the box and pigeon combined. It's interesting to think about this in the clarity you get after you "jack it".
 
He’s trying to steal our secrets brothers:feelsbaton:
 
Lately I've been fapping almost exclusively to youngthroats and assteenmouth.
 

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