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If you aren't masturbating what are you even doing?

Like seriously, I could be having pleasure. There's nothing more frustrating than NOT masturbating, whilst moseying around WANTING to masturbate. I think the saddest case of that is nofap. To be so foolish, to think that not masturbating will lead you somewhere. Buddy, if you think it's masturbation that's preventing you from curing cancer, you aren't gonna cure cancer. And then you simply have cases where you already busted a nut. And then you have cases where its just libidinally off, you cant get an erection even though you really want to masturbate. The latter is the most FRUSTRATING, because you have the drive, the sexual urge is still there, but your body cant give yourself the pleasure your mind is CRAVING.

Now a normie might think in their fuckface minds that wow, you can't just masturbate all day, that's such a sad existence. Don't you want to achieve things? Dont you want to get outside and change the world and make it a better place?

And it that I say, no faggot. NO. You are wrong. To me, they are either fucking up a storm, or they are faggots that don't deserve a God given penis with balls. I am completely happy just masturbating as much as possible thank you. If you aren't trying to pleasure yourself every single second of every single fucking day, then who the fuck are you?? I dont want to go outside, I just want to masturbate, while the world burns around me. Who gives a fuck. The only thing that matters, is if I FEEL AS ORGASMIC AS I CAN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
 
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I agree officer :feelsYall:
 
I feel like shit for hours after fapping
 
I feel like shit for hours after fapping
I feel outstanding after blowing a load. Makes me want to make myself a delicious sandwich or get hot wings, and think about masturbating again
 
If you aren't masturbating what are you even doing?

Like seriously, I could be having pleasure. There's nothing more frustrating than NOT masturbating, whilst moseying around WANTING to masturbate. I think the saddest case of that is nofap. To be so foolish, to think that not masturbating will lead you somewhere. Buddy, if you think it's masturbation that's preventing you from curing cancer, you aren't gonna cure cancer. And then you simply have cases where you already busted a nut. And then you have cases where its just libidinally off, you cant get an erection even though you really want to masturbate. The latter is the most FRUSTRATING, because you have the drive, the sexual urge is still there, but your body cant give yourself the pleasure your mind is CRAVING.

Now a normie might think in their fuckface minds that wow, you can't just masturbate all day, that's such a sad existence. Don't you want to achieve things? Dont you want to get outside and change the world and make it a better place?

And it that I say, no faggot. NO. You are wrong. To me, they are either fucking up a storm, or they are faggots that don't deserve a God given penis with balls. I am completely happy just masturbating as much as possible thank you. If you aren't trying to pleasure yourself every single second of every single fucking day, then who the fuck are you?? I dont want to go outside, I just want to masturbate, while the world burns around me. Who gives a fuck. The only thing that matters, is if I FEEL AS ORGASMIC AS I CAN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
1000013174
 
unfortunately due to age and pills i no longer feel the need to masturbate uncontrollably..
 
CEO of coomers, based tho i should give in to my desires.
 
The emptiness and fatigue I feel after ejaculating is no longer worth it
 
most deep fried and fucked dopamine receptor award
 
I can't jack off as much as I used to. I'm numb
 
I enjoy watching females die in gore videos more.
 
I feel outstanding after blowing a load. Makes me want to make myself a delicious sandwich or get hot wings, and think about masturbating again
I always do the same stuff post fapping and it comes super naturally : copious food, music or vidya, like a virtuous circle of pleasure, (or rather vicious/sinful if you're religious i guess)
 
Based. Why should I deny myself the simple pleasures of life when the big ones (love, money, success, popularity and so on) have already been denied to me by the world? My way of looking at this might change over time of course, but the way I'm looking at it right now, when I'll be on my deathbed I won't for a moment regret not working to "better myself" or to "be the best and succeed", because I know success in those domains is already impossible, but I absolutely will regret every moment spent not making my life at least a bit more pleasurable by jerking off and so on.
 
Any time not masturbating is a recovery time
 
I jerk off or use my sex doll as many times as I can handle a day
 
Nofap is for brainwashed morons
 
Goon nigga goon!
 
but if you dont jerk off for couple days your next jerk off will be very very high pleasure. And if you jerk off many times per day they are not that much pleasureable. So you choose more common lower pleasure over more rare but very intense pleasure. So i think its about finding balance. For me once per every two days is perfect. To maximize pleasure and happines.
 

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