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obersteincel
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i'll either intentionally overdose on morphine in my 30s or die due to stroke/heart failure/cancer in my 50s, as a result of my shitty genetics in combination with my unsavory lifestyle ![FeelsHmm :feelshmm: :feelshmm:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Your bones won't survive the impact. Neither would your braineither liver failure or being hit by a truck, had a few close calls before. bit of an "oh shit" moment when you feel the wind off a 3 ton steel box going at 60mph
better than surviving and being horrifically disabled i supposeYour bones won't survive the impact. Neither would your brain
Getting shot, falling off a building, cancer
Shot from behind
I used to fantasize about dying in WW3. The fantasy consisted of me joining some militia with access to fighter jets. I'm flying in this formation of jets towards a carrier fleet, and my aircraft is struck my an air defense missile. I lose my legs in the blast, I receive multiple pieces of shrapnel in my body, and I'm jettisoned from my aircraft. I'm still conscious as I fall thousands of feet into the ocean. I hit the water, and I float to the surface. So I'm floating, bleeding profusely, and staring at the sun while this song plays in my mind.
View: https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74
A truck going 60 and hitting you, will most likely end up like this. Upon initial impact your knees up to your ribcage would suffer the full force and probably break or fracture the bones, not to mention a lot of blunt trauma. Then you'd be forced away from the truck and slam into the ground or something near you, assuming you don't get pinned into a wall or vehicle. Depending on how you land you're most likely gonna slam your skull into something and at that amount of speed, you're either cracking the skull or your brain and neck are gonna get fucked up. Then you might even get ranover again as the truck is trying to break and might roll over you, crushing even more bones. Best outcome is that you are dead or nearly dead, unconscious enough to not feel the pain. Good luck with that hospital bill btw, at least a funeral home only charges your family, and you don't have any burdens at that pointbetter than surviving and being horrifically disabled i suppose
I used to fantasize about dying in WW3. The fantasy consisted of me joining some militia with access to fighter jets. I'm flying in this formation of jets towards a carrier fleet, and my aircraft is struck my an air defense missile. I lose my legs in the blast, I receive multiple pieces of shrapnel in my body, and I'm jettisoned from my aircraft. I'm still conscious as I fall thousands of feet into the ocean. I hit the water, and I float to the surface. So I'm floating, bleeding profusely, and staring at the sun while this song plays in my mind.
View: https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74