The foid invites you to her room or a hotel and wants to advance. What do you tell her?
Discussion How do you explain to a woman that you've never had sex
No foid is ever inviting me anywhere.
hello, I'm a virgin incel and I'm very nervous
R
you don't. never, ever admit it or it's over. yes, you'll suck at sex but blame it on alcohol or something. admitting it is the worst possible thing you can do.
id tell her nothing, ive seen a lot porn so I think id know what to do, and id blame her if things go wrong
I laugh and tell her to get fucked. I know it’s a prank
I'd just try to fuck her and afterwards be like "Thanks for the first" but it'll never happen so idem
Not bad but still it will be obvious something is wrong. I'm in my mid-late 20s and 5'4, also ugly, so it will never happen... but if I imagine it, the realistic scenario would be I'd feel extremely insecure, I wouldn't even know where to put my dick. I'd feel insecure about my skin condition around my dick and belly, it looks contagious but it's not. I really would not know what to do.
Lastly I have phimosis, meaning I can't pull back foreskin when hard. It's good for masturbating but having sex in that condition is not possible.
Sex-escorts are legal where I'm from, Germany, but it's not what I ultimately want.
Also while prostitutes are indeed legal here in most of Europe, this won't solve anything. You pay for something that should be free? I can use my hand for that. Or maybe it's good for practice? Idk.
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One time at work, a decade ago, I was at a gig with this disgusting boss chode sucking cuck and a girl employee, and I remember the cuck bringing up sex thinking that I had plenty, which I didn't, and the girl then says, "I'd never have sex with someone who hadn't had sex before. It's just weird."
And I just nod, yeah.
I remember the night before this, while walking the dimly lit streets of a North Carolina coastline town after we set up the venue, I told them I was doing nofap November, and they thought that was funny, and I said I was so horny I wanted to fuck baby doll part orafices in allyways.
Somehow that was extremely funny to this psycho and Becky, and this statement alone made them think I was a sex haver. But I was not.
And I just nod, yeah.
I remember the night before this, while walking the dimly lit streets of a North Carolina coastline town after we set up the venue, I told them I was doing nofap November, and they thought that was funny, and I said I was so horny I wanted to fuck baby doll part orafices in allyways.
Somehow that was extremely funny to this psycho and Becky, and this statement alone made them think I was a sex haver. But I was not.
You could claim that you were thinking about becoming a Catholic priest, but then decided not to go to seminary school as you lost your faith, so now you have a lot of "catching up" to do.
This, yeah. I remember reading that H.P. Lovecraft was a virgin until his 30s, but leading up to his wedding, he read a ton about sex and female anatomy and shit, and his wife (whom he didn't really like, just took what he could get) said he was a great lover.
But of course,
“Due to rising hypergamy, I find myself in a situation where it is impossible for me to get laid.”
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