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The average person's life ends when they turn 30. That's when sluts decide to settle down to shit out kids and normies accept them despite the fact that they're old, used up and their bodies will be ruined further by pregnancies. All your firsts are supposed to happen in your teens. I'm just sitting here imagining all the developmental milestones I missed out on. There is no way I could ever possibly make up for it even if I woke up as Dan Bilzerian tomorrow. I have never went to a house party, I never had my first kiss even though people have those at 12. I never even had a female friend. All that's waiting for us now is a used up 25+ year old roastie who got spitroasted by every Chad and Tyrone in highschool and college while I never even hugged a girl. If you missed out on your teens you pretty much missed out on a third of your life. After people turn old, the main thing that keeps them alive is memories of their youth. All my memories will be of me sitting in my chair playing video games and shitposting. Lmao. It's so over.