Serious How do i NEET?

[Fr0st]

I was a NEET for like 6 years all throughout high-school and middle school until just last month my faggot uncle got all pissy and forced me to work with him. This led to me actually getting a job and now my parents are more strict since they think he "fixed me" and all I need is "tough love" they take my internet away and shit its awful. How do I go back to my NEET life style? I cant stand this

 

[poorenglishcel]

Fucking brutal man. I am a collegecuck and its hell. IDK what to do my own self.

 

[Xul]

Thats terrible

 

[Fr0st]

Fucking brutal man. I am a collegecuck and its hell. IDK what to do my own self.

Im thinking I find a way to quit my job saying that "um going to college" then after like a year of college cucking I just quit and go back to NEET. Lay it down soft you know?

 

[Fr0st]

Thats terrible

The worst part is that the faggot is htn and 6'4 he keeps on giving me the bullshit spiel about being confidant and how "life is what you make of it" hes a retarded hippie faggot too who is into all that healthfood shit so he got rid of all my caffeine and electronics thinking it'll fix me. I might just kill him and rape his girlfriend tbh

 

[WhitepillOverdose]

Ok, I have been thinking a lot about this too. My idea is basically save as much as possible now and then buy a van or something and live in there. Once You have a van, solars, battery packs all You have to do next is just pay insurance and You're done. No fucking taxes, no utilities etc... When I was calculating it last time by eye I came to conclusion that I could live on $100 a month. Would I manage to live on that and would I have saved at that time as much as I have calculated I would have I could survive for 15 years without an income even would something on my van break. But if I'd like I could do like a part time job or something two days a week and be set for a life.

 

[Fr0st]

Ok, I have been thinking a lot about this too. My idea is basically save as much as possible now and then buy a van or something and live in there. Once You have a van, solars, battery packs all You have to do next is just pay insurance and You're done. No fucking taxes, no utilities etc... When I was calculating it last time by eye I came to conclusion that I could live on $100 a month. Would I manage to live on that and would I have saved at that time as much as I have calculated I would have I could survive for 15 years without an income even would something on my van break. But if I'd like I could do like a part time job or something two days a week and be set for a life.

What about internet? Starlink?

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

If you work, you should get proper salary. If you work full-time and couldn't earn enough to rent an apartment and buy a shitbox car, just stop working, don't let yourself to be used as slave labor. If I lived with controlling parents, I would get my own internet and install my own lock in my room.

 

[V c z s q e]

I got lucky with jobs that laid me off for months or even years.

 

[WhitepillOverdose]

What about internet? Starlink?

You could, that's one option. But the barrier for entry, especially in my country is quite big compared to wages. + from what I have learned, starling devices take quite a lot of watts. Wattage might not be problem if You have big van with like 4 panels with 300Wp, but If You have a small van with 2 115Wp it might be a problem. If I wanted cheaper variant I could get from local phone operator wireless router with unlimited data plan for like $25 a month, albeit a quite slower.

 

[Albertopenheimer]

Do nothing

 

[superpsycho]

idk tbh, perma neetdom is a pipe dream for me.

 

[anglocelticcel]

Come in on a dinghy
Rape some schoolchildren (wave Palestine flag)
Deal ketamine (do Albanian eagle with hands)
Make no attempt to learn English
Call everyone else the problem

You have a brand new PS5, designer shirts, 4 star hotel all paid for by me well done mate

 

[hatepilledandrich]

Come in on a dinghy
Rape some schoolchildren (wave Palestine flag)
Deal ketamine (do Albanian eagle with hands)
Make no attempt to learn English
Call everyone else the problem

You have a brand new PS5, designer shirts, 4 star hotel all paid for by me well done mate

Oof, prison maxing I see /s

 

[RealSchizo]

Fucking brutal man. I am a collegecuck and its hell. IDK what to do my own self.

 

[psyop]

Deal ketamine (do Albanian eagle with hands)

 

[Sub5incelfreak]

Do some bullshit and get fired thats the only way I can think of

 

[neverleaveroomcel]

if you can get neetbux,
if you cant save up money to finance the neet lifestyle

 

[anglocelticcel]

Oof, prison maxing I see /s

After this post I’ll end up there mate