Serious How do I ask for my dads ski mask without sounding nuts?

[BummerDrummerOG]

I want my dads ski mask. With my flag in the background and my swords it'd look really aesthetic as a picture or something for me. Idk. Also lol autistic obsessions. My dad loves motorcycles so he has those ski mask things to cover up dirt. How do I ask him for them? I have no idea where they're stored so I can't just take them although I want to really bad. How do I ask him for a facemask without sounding crazy? Also in the south so asking it for muh weather isnt gonna work.

EDIT: He also thinks I'm already a radical political extremist

 

[Deleted member 19971]

"Dad I need to borrow your ski mask, it's for a picture online."

 

[Indari]

Just say "i really just want to go ER on some motherfuckers" while waving your katana around. Play it off casual

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

“Hey dad, you mind if I borrowed your ski mask?”

“Why? I’m gonna rob a bank, duh”

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Just say "i really just want to go ER on some motherfuckers" while waving your katana around. Play it off casual

they're not katanas dead srs

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Spy on him next time he gets of the vehicle or goes on it ngl

 

[zangano1]

Just go Jason bro

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Kill him

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Go through his stuff while he's gone.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Go through his stuff while he's gone.

I tried that. Don't know where his shit is tbh

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I tried that. Don't know where his shit is tbh

brutal ngl, you'll have to wait for some high verbal iq cel to help you then

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Tell him Ur doing a drawing and u want the guy to wear a helmet ting and u wanna look at his to c what it looks like

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Tell him Ur doing a drawing and u want the guy to wear a helmet ting and u wanna look at his to c what it looks like

might work tbh, Too bad I can't draw (Poor hand-eye coordination, went to physical therapy for 2 years but didnt do shit)

 

[Deleted member 22572]

might work tbh, Too bad I can't draw (Poor hand-eye coordination, went to physical therapy for 2 years but didnt do shit)

Tell him you want it for a cool photography idea but just don't go in the detail

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Get your own, they can't be that expensive

 

[ionlycopenow]

Just buy one or a gaiter

Theyre cheap as fuck man

 

[Deleted member 22907]

just take it.