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Seriously; despite how society is heading with hypergamy and polyamority, there always seems to be some kind of fundamentalist couple or familly, usually in the Bible belt, evangelical protestant, that manages to fuck and have kids. You know these kinds of people, Adam and Eve riding on dinosaurs, lets go visit the Creation Noah's Ark museum, King James Bible only. Sends their kids to low ranked Evangelical schools, even undergraduate.

How do these people still meet and reproduce, especially in today's market? Is it really just technological illiteracy? Like no, I mean these people certainly still manage to access the internet. Ken Ham livestreams shit on YouTube and is active on Twitter.

There's even flat earth happily married couples. Like ffs:

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How do "flat earth" couples meet and have kids?
 
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I guess just being in a group and sharing beliefs is enough for attraction, especially for fringe things like flat earth. It's how ugly back in the early 2000's were able to get goth or emo girlfriends. And there's always exceptions to things, even women.
 
The guy in the pic is high tier normie minimum.
 
>he actually thinks the kids are his
kek
 
just Flat Earthmaxx bro
 
They're coping.

Chances are, she's not a virgin (and gets railed by Tyrone every week), and he's a closeted homosexual.
 
Flat earth stuff is obviously weird, but the answer is millions of non-chads/non-stacies do this all across the country......just because thats what people do who aren't incels.

The difference between a truecel and a normie is much larger in terms of quality of life in relationships than the difference between a normie and a chad. normies, just like chads, have sex and fall in love and get married and have kids......we don't do any of that.
 
They're coping.

Chances are, she's not a virgin (and gets railed by Tyrone every week), and he's a closeted homosexual.

Well she obviously didn't "preserve" her virginity before marriage and she probably lies to him about how much dudes she's fucked (oh, only about 3 tee hee), but why would a woman ever settle down for a fundamentalist?
 
Yes, I knew these starfish sex KJV bible types. They have internet, but it’s usually for Fakebook or FarmVille3 when not attenting church functions or watching Fox News. The christard hubby later becomes addicted to porn while still betabuxxing to extreme.
I find them to be very naive. True believers and a easy target audience for gewish propaganda.
 
Well she obviously didn't "preserve" her virginity before marriage and she probably lies to him about how much dudes she's fucked (oh, only about 3 tee hee), but why would a woman ever settle down for a fundamentalist?

Because she also grew up in a community of crackpot bible thumpers
 
I have no fucking idea boyo I have been trying to get religious loli for years now and they are all larping or giga retarded but that's not that big of a problem I guess
 
The difference between a truecel and a normie is much larger in terms of quality of life in relationships than the difference between a normie and a chad. normies, just like chads, have sex and fall in love and get married and have kids......we don't do any of that.

Do they though? Especially in 2020?

More likely than not women betabuxx or need some father who will raise her kids. More often than not she's fucking people behind husband's back.
 
chad can be anyone, be everywhere

things will just happen naturally for him
 
chad can be anyone, be everywhere

things will just happen naturally for him
Yeah because as we all know, Chads are hardcore Evangelical 6000 year old earth Protestants lmao.

No, they are fucking and partying like crazy while their strict dad yells at him to read his Bible. Then they become atheists or just go to the church / religion of the woman he settles with.
 
Well, Earth is flat Biblically, noone can argue against it:
But if you want to be a priest or something, your wife need to be obligatorily virgin:

Leviticus 21:12-14
12 Neither shall he go out of the sanctuary, nor profane the sanctuary of his God; for the crown of the anointing oil of his God is upon him: I am the Lord.

13 And he shall take a wife in her virginity.

14 A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife.
 
they are all larping or giga retarded but that's not that big of a problem I guess

If you ever see a girl on Instagram with a Bible verse but nothing else religious, she's absolutely orgasming with every single 6+ / 10 that breathes.
 
Yeah because as we all know, Chads are hardcore Evangelical 6000 year old earth Protestants lmao.

No, they are fucking and partying like crazy while their strict dad yells at him to read his Bible. Then they become atheists or just go to the church / religion of the woman he settles with.
there are chads everywhere, if that was true all you need to do to ascend was to a church and pick up your christian JB

but guess what? Christian chad blessed by Jesus is fucking her ass after church service
 
Well, Earth is flat Biblically, noone can argue against it:

But if you want to be a priest or something, your wife need to be obligatorily virgin:

Leviticus 21:12-14
12 Neither shall he go out of the sanctuary, nor profane the sanctuary of his God; for the crown of the anointing oil of his God is upon him: I am the Lord.

13 And he shall take a wife in her virginity.

14 A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife.

Low iq.

While the flat earth of the Bible is 100% true, most of Christianity today, including Protestantism, is based on a 4th century interpretation of the New Testament and Old Testament. See "Holy Trinity" theology and controversy.

By that point, most of the Christian theological world was well familiar with Aristotle and how BS flat earth was, and retroactively interpreted the Bible through a round earth lens. Read some Church Fathers like Saint John Chrysostom, Saint Augustine, Saint Basil the Great, etc.
They didn't reject geocentrism, though, until Galileo.

Further, the "virginity" that's Old Testament, and Old Testament rituals have been thrown away with Christ based on this same 4th century belief. It's why Christians are allowed to eat pork, why they used the Julian calendar instead of the Jewish one, and why circumcision was actually looked down upon (you were judaizing the Faith)

By the way, thanks mom for cutting my dick and sending me to hell.
 
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Low iq.

While the flat earth of the Bible is 100% true, most of Christianity today, including Protestantism, is based on a 4th century interpretation of the New Testament and Old Testament. See "Holy Trinity" theology and controversy.

By that point, most of the Christian theological world was well familiar with Aristotle and how BS flat earth was, and retroactively interpreted the Bible through a round earth lens. Read some Church Fathers like Saint John Chrysostom, Saint Augustine, Saint Basil the Great, etc.
They didn't reject geocentrism, though, until Galileo.

Further, the "virginity" that's Old Testament, and Old Testament rituals have been thrown away with Christ based on this same 4th century belief. It's why Christians are allowed to eat pork, why they used the Julian calendar instead of the Jewish one, and why circumcision was actually looked down upon (you were judaizing the Faith)

By the way, thanks mom for cutting my dick and sending me to hell.
Dude, those interpretations aren't correct anyways. According Bible earth is still flat and you still need a virgin wife as a priest. That is what is written. People tend to misrepresent the word of God.
 
Seriously; despite how society is heading with hypergamy and polyamority, there always seems to be some kind of fundamentalist couple or familly, usually in the Bible belt, evangelical protestant, that manages to fuck and have kids. You know these kinds of people, Adam and Eve riding on dinosaurs, lets go visit the Creation Noah's Ark museum, King James Bible only. Sends their kids to low ranked Evangelical schools, even undergraduate.

How do these people still meet and reproduce, especially in today's market? Is it really just technological illiteracy? Like no, I mean these people certainly still manage to access the internet. Ken Ham livestreams shit on YouTube and is active on Twitter.

There's even flat earth happily married couples. Like ffs:

4160.jpg


How do "flat earth" couples meet and have kids?
Brutal flat earth, fleartherpill
 
Dude, those interpretations aren't correct anyways. According Bible earth is still flat and you still need a virgin wife as a priest. That is what is written. People tend to misrepresent the word of God.

For the flat earth,
Yeah. Absolutely if you take the Bible literally.

But I will point out that even the Flat Earthers don't understand the Old Testament cosmology fully.

See here:

What flat earther can explain to me the "waters of chaos", the "water above the firmament," what exactly this "firmament" is, and why it "opens up to let water in," or whether they can explain the "underworld / Hades" and who exactly is this "Leviathan," nor can they explain the very clear geocentrism with the earth stationed at the center of the universe.

The Hebrew cosmology also parallels (shocker) the known world at the time in other pagan, near eastern cultures.

But most Protestants don't believe it anyways, because technology has utterly debunked this cosmological view such that it's unreasonabe. And they use exta-biblical information for other beliefs as well anyways. Again, where in the Bible can you find the doctrine of the Trinity? You can't. There was a controversy about it for 4 centuries about it because it wasn't clearly in the Bible.


For "virgin wife"
If you want to be a Jewish-Protestant cuck, sure.

But it's clear that even in the New Testament that Old Testament rituals aren't binding.

Peter is commanded by God to eat forbidden, non-Kosher animals:
Acts 10:9-16

Paul says there is no high priest that offers sacrifices except for Christ:
Hebrews 4:1-16

Paul forbidding circumcision:
Galatians 5:1-12

Here's a somewhat cringe-y but actually very on point view of the Old Testament in relation to the New:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r2m_cffRjI



I used to be very, very religious.
 
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If you ever see a girl on Instagram with a Bible verse but nothing else religious, she's absolutely orgasming with every single 6+ / 10 that breathes.
I love Jesus, look at the wisdom of this Bible quote! I just so happen to have 1500 facebook friends and 164 instagram pics made with a professional camera teehee
 
For the flat earth,
Yeah. Absolutely if you take the Bible literally.

But I will point out that even the Flat Earthers don't understand the Old Testament cosmology fully.

See here:

What flat earther can explain to me the "waters of chaos", the "water above the firmament," what exactly this "firmament" is, and why it "opens up to let water in," or whether they can explain the "underworld / Hades" and who exactly is this "Leviathan," nor can they explain the very clear geocentrism with the earth stationed at the center of the universe.

The Hebrew cosmology also parallels (shocker) the known world at the time in other pagan, near eastern cultures.

But most Protestants don't believe it anyways, because technology has utterly debunked this cosmological view such that it's unreasonabe. And they use exta-biblical information for other beliefs as well anyways. Again, where in the Bible can you find the doctrine of the Trinity? You can't. There was a controversy about it for 4 centuries about it because it wasn't clearly in the Bible.


For "virgin wife"
If you want to be a Jewish-Protestant cuck, sure.

But it's clear that even in the New Testament that Old Testament rituals aren't binding.

Peter is commanded by God to eat forbidden, non-Kosher animals:
Acts 10:9-16

Paul says there is no high priest that offers sacrifices except for Christ:
Hebrews 4:1-16

Paul forbidding circumcision:
Galatians 5:1-12

Here's a somewhat cringe-y but actually very on point view of the Old Testament in relation to the New:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r2m_cffRjI



I used to be very, very religious.

"But most Protestants don't believe it anyways" Dude, most "Christians" Don't even read the Bible, that's why they ignore many Biblical facts are ignored such as when God teaches how to make wars and things like that.
For the flat earth,
Yeah. Absolutely if you take the Bible literally.

But I will point out that even the Flat Earthers don't understand the Old Testament cosmology fully.

See here:

What flat earther can explain to me the "waters of chaos", the "water above the firmament," what exactly this "firmament" is, and why it "opens up to let water in," or whether they can explain the "underworld / Hades" and who exactly is this "Leviathan," nor can they explain the very clear geocentrism with the earth stationed at the center of the universe.

The Hebrew cosmology also parallels (shocker) the known world at the time in other pagan, near eastern cultures.

But most Protestants don't believe it anyways, because technology has utterly debunked this cosmological view such that it's unreasonabe. And they use exta-biblical information for other beliefs as well anyways. Again, where in the Bible can you find the doctrine of the Trinity? You can't. There was a controversy about it for 4 centuries about it because it wasn't clearly in the Bible.


For "virgin wife"
If you want to be a Jewish-Protestant cuck, sure.

But it's clear that even in the New Testament that Old Testament rituals aren't binding.

Peter is commanded by God to eat forbidden, non-Kosher animals:
Acts 10:9-16

Paul says there is no high priest that offers sacrifices except for Christ:
Hebrews 4:1-16

Paul forbidding circumcision:
Galatians 5:1-12

Here's a somewhat cringe-y but actually very on point view of the Old Testament in relation to the New:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r2m_cffRjI



I used to be very, very religious.

"But most Protestants don't believe it anyways" Dude, most "Christians" Don't even read the Bible, that's why they ignore many Biblical facts such as when God teaches em how to make wars and things like that and yeah, you can go to personal wars according to Bible. After all the Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name Lord of hosts, God of Israel.

"But most Protestants don't believe it anyways, because technology has utterly debunked this cosmological view such that it's unreasonabe" As which? im guess u r talking about those CGI images from Nasa and things like that; theres no real image from earth actually JFL only CGI. Surely u believe in the moon landing when is clearly a montage. A true conspiracy.
 
"But most Protestants don't believe it anyways" Dude, most "Christians" Don't even read the Bible, that's why they ignore many Biblical facts are ignored such as when God teaches how to make wars and things like that.

"But most Protestants don't believe it anyways" Dude, most "Christians" Don't even read the Bible, that's why they ignore many Biblical facts such as when God teaches em how to make wars and things like that and yeah, you can go to personal wars according to Bible. After all the Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name Lord of hosts, God of Israel.

"But most Protestants don't believe it anyways, because technology has utterly debunked this cosmological view such that it's unreasonabe" As which? im guess u r talking about those CGI images from Nasa and things like that; theres no real image from earth actually JFL only CGI. Surely u believe in the moon landing when is clearly a montage. A true conspiracy.

If you want to believe in a world where the world is a flat earth encased by a glass dome held up by pillars, submerged in an ocean that exists beneath the Earth but also above the dome (which is how rain comes in, the domes open up ocasionally), with God standing above this ocean, with an underworld called "Hades" which is ascociated with "chaos" and a dragon named the "Leviathan" which you can get to by digging far enough, with the Earth fixated at the center of the universe and unable to move, go ahead.

But reality says otherwise.
 
If you want to believe in a world where the world is a flat earth encased by a glass dome held up by pillars, submerged in an ocean that exists beneath the Earth but also above the dome (which is how rain comes in, the domes open up ocasionally), with God standing above this ocean, with an underworld called "Hades" which is ascociated with "chaos" and a dragon named the "Leviathan" which you can get to by digging far enough, with the Earth fixated at the center of the universe and unable to move, go ahead.

But reality says otherwise.
Reality and common sense say that the earth is flat; it's just that people are being duped by the media since kids.

And the leviathan according to Psalm was killed long ago:

Psalm 74:14: Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.
 
Inb4 "GrAYcel"

Seriously; despite how society is heading with hypergamy and polyamority, there always seems to be some kind of fundamentalist couple or familly, usually in the Bible belt, evangelical protestant, that manages to fuck and have kids. You know these kinds of people, Adam and Eve riding on dinosaurs, lets go visit the Creation Noah's Ark museum, King James Bible only. Sends their kids to low ranked Evangelical schools, even undergraduate.

Nitpick, but the type of people who are KJV-only I've encountered think Ken Ham's a fraud.
"Evangelical" now means "New Evangelical"; it used to include "Fundamentalists," but not so much now: in the US, fundies are usually either Baptist or Methodist, regarding which most of my experience is with the former.

There are roughly 6,000 Independent Baptist churches in the States; these are largely "Old IFB," who are opposed to a "New IFB" growing largely through the internet with whom they diverge on:

1) Pre-Trib v Post-Trib Pre-Wrath Rapture [Methodists* appear to be Zionist too, as far as my understanding reaches.]
2) Zionism v Replacement Theology
3) homo promo v Leviticus 20:13
4) Bible college v local church training of ministers-to-be
5) Abortifacents, "rhythm method" v 1 Cor 7:4-5
6) Republican party v "two wings same bird"
7) Christian school v homeschool
and anymore:
8) soft preaching v hard preaching
9) hiding predators v kicking out [actual] pedos [NIFB types interpret "the flower of her age" in 1 Cor 7:36 to mean "once she was had her first menstrual period, so they don't care about "outing ephebophiles" or suchlike nonsense]
Why I spend any time on the New IFB here, aside from any personal experience, is due to the aforementioned internet outreach; they aren't numerous as Ortholarpers and ""Trad""Caths, but are a growing presence and, in contradistinction, exist offline too.

To fully disclose, I was saved through NIFB material online. If you want to fundamentalistmaxx--which is my plan , seeing the extent to which NIFB persons actually keep women from TV, Facebook, and definitely those Chinese psyop apps, and the maidenheads of the same intact (a plan currently inexecutable because I live in a city without nearby a non-cucked church, and am a carless-cel)--old IFB churches are easily searchable here and NIFB ones are listed here (don't ask me why it starts in the Philippines, just get back to Burgerland manually). Discounting that a country NIFB preacher whose church I visited once made up propaganda for a visitor he'd likely not see again, in order to entice him to marry some church member's nonexistent teen daughters (if memory serves), then there's also something about IFB women outnumbering men to an extent in the younger age brackets and complaining about the lack of marriageable bachelors in church; the movement seems to also have a PR issue of "too many white ministers" they'd love for some KFC, rice, or even curry to fix.

*Plus, Methodists are unsaved

And lastly, THE EARTH is NOT FLAT; moreover, the Bible DOES NOT teach the Earth is flat:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPfGCtXwMgk
 
Isn't this the dude who says that homosexuals should be stoned to death, or they should kill themselves?
 
Seriously; despite how society is heading with hypergamy and polyamority, there always seems to be some kind of fundamentalist couple or familly, usually in the Bible belt, evangelical protestant, that manages to fuck and have kids. You know these kinds of people, Adam and Eve riding on dinosaurs, lets go visit the Creation Noah's Ark museum, King James Bible only. Sends their kids to low ranked Evangelical schools, even undergraduate.

How do these people still meet and reproduce, especially in today's market? Is it really just technological illiteracy? Like no, I mean these people certainly still manage to access the internet. Ken Ham livestreams shit on YouTube and is active on Twitter.

There's even flat earth happily married couples. Like ffs:

4160.jpg


How do "flat earth" couples meet and have kids?

They could be simulations, brutal matrixpill
 
I'm 5'8 (172 cm), which I guess makes me "not short," but with a very gross pigeon chest, among other issues, it doesn't help
Atleast u r taller than average girls there.
 
I have a bit of difficulty imagining a fundamentalist Christian flat earther young girl in this day and age. Women are bombarded with feminism from all sides these days and we all know how susceptible women are to this kind of propaganda. I think such things are only legitimately possible within very secluded communities (I say legitimately because some girls can say they're like that for attention or whatever but they aren't in reality).
By the way, thanks mom for cutting my dick and sending me to hell.
You won't go to hell for being circumcised, lel. Perhaps, only if you think circumcision is needed for salvation, because then you'd be adding works to salvation and not trusting 100% in Jesus for it.
 
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Atleast u r taller than average girls there.

That's fair. I cannot imagine how anyone could live being heightmogged by the average woman.

I have a bit of difficulty imagining a fundamentalist Christian flat earther young girl in this day and age. Women are bombarded with feminism from all sides these days and we all know how susceptible women are to this kind of propaganda. I think such things are only legitimately possible within very secluded communities (I say legitimately because some girls can say they're like that for attention or whatever but they aren't in reality).

All the fundamentalists I know of (not flat-earther but all the other labels work) usually don't own TVs and to my knowledge don't have WiFi at their house. Plus homeschooling and what amounts to three (anti-feminist) hour+ sermons a week might be sufficient to raise non-whores, but there's likely a lot more that goes into it than just that.
 
All the fundamentalists I know of (not flat-earther but all the other labels work) usually don't own TVs and to my knowledge don't have WiFi at their house. Plus homeschooling and what amounts to three (anti-feminist) hour+ sermons a week might be sufficient to raise non-whores, but there's likely a lot more that goes into it than just that.
Based. I wish there were people like that in my region. The US as a whole sucks ass culturally but the bible belt seems great.
 
That's fair. I cannot imagine how anyone could live being heightmogged by the average woman.



All the fundamentalists I know of (not flat-earther but all the other labels work) usually don't own TVs and to my knowledge don't have WiFi at their house. Plus homeschooling and what amounts to three (anti-feminist) hour+ sermons a week might be sufficient to raise non-whores, but there's likely a lot more that goes into it than just that.
Cope, even Christian non-whores girls only wants Chads.
 
Cope, even Christian non-whores girls only wants Chads.

In the flesh, yes, yet Daddy still has to say yes too.
Or she can just make wild-eyed claims about your being abusive. Anderson has preached at least two anti-MSTOW sermons but couldn't really answer how you can lawyer-proof / hysteria-proof your marriage, especially since courts can throw out prenups on a whim; MSTOWs at least have that right. You have to satisfice, though I haven't researched every country on the face of the earth to conceive a plot to keep one's woman from whoring since I'm very far away from any of that still and luck's not exactly on my side for that.
 

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