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Discussion How close have you all come to death?

Heroin_Man

Heroin_Man

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I have a nut allergy, so I've had some pretty close calls. I almost died when I was a few months old and had to spend a few days in the NICU because of my allergy. I also could have died last year because I ate almond flour pancakes while at a cabin in the woods with my friends. Had to drive 15 minutes in the middle of nowhere just to get benadryl because I forgot my epipen at home.
 
I hopped a fence one time when I was younger as a shortcut. Crossed this big field. Apparently it was some farmer's yard or something and he thought I was a thief, because he followed me a few blocks from his house to tell me that he almost shot me and to never go near his shed again or he would shoot me.
 
Death is a foid and like all foids she has rejected me
 
Hopefully its right around the corner.
 
Almost jumped from a cliff years ago but failed to get the courage.
 
I almost drowned at sea as a child
 
I took a plunge in the seawater and loss my footing
 
I have passed out on three separate occasions:

1. The first time was on the toilet, I fell and bruised my ribs

2. The second time I was at school in front of everyone, nobody helped me on the way down and I hit my head hard

3. The third was uneventful
 
On the receiving end of Various moggings and armed robberies.

Lung clogging mucus infection. - a few months ago.

Avoided various deadly sneks (did not tread on them!)

Various vehicle crashes...

Various knife fight's with knife niggers...

Bad pills as a child.

Etc
 
When I was a teenager, I almost got run over by a speeding car. Had I been in the same place 5 seconds earlier, I would’ve been hit by a vehicle going at least 50 mph.

I also came close to drowning as a little kid.
 
Suicide close calls. Multiple of them
 
I tried to an hero via hanging. I got the ligature in the right place over the artery and the last thing remember was oblivion in the seconds before I passed out. Sadly I woke up on the floor because your body will fight and spasm to stay alive and this caused the belt to loosen enough to restart bloodflow.
 
No suicide attempts, just several accidents and close calls which could have killed me.

I was "lucky" to survive and suffer some more in this hellhole.
 
Almost got hit by a fast car while crossing the street
 
I had a terrible allergy situation a few years ago. I literally couldn't get up from bed without passing out in a few seconds. I was hot and cold at the same time, drenched in sweat and the heat wouldn't abate for a while so I thought I would die sooner than whatever had caused the allergic reaction got out of my system and I got better.
 
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I was very intoxicated and passed out at a concert solo. Someone called EMS and they were there when I vomited but they turned my head to the side so I didn't choke
 
I was quite sick as a baby and came very close to dying
 

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