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It's Over How can I throw this banana away?

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This banana is rotten. No one will eat it. It's both too ripe and too mouldy. The banana doesn't like to go anywhere or do anything. It just rots in the fruit bowl while the apples and oranges are picked up. However, I can't throw the banana away: I just hope one day someone will at least think about the potential potassium content they're missing out on. But it's never about the potassium. It's all about the colour of the fruit and the colour and consistency of the skin and the outside of the banana. I can't throw away the banana because every time I open the bin i think that the banana isn't that bad. All it does after is wonder why a rotten fruit hasn't been thrown away yet, and sits in the fruit bowl, waiting to rot away naturally and painfully. People would drink juice from the orange that has been juiced so many times before, over considering appreciating the banana. The banana's apple parents (it's GMO, shut up) tell it that it just needs to ripen up and be washed, someone will eat it right away. It doesn't want to be in the fruit bowl anymore, providing ethylene to help the other plants grow, but will remain unrewarded. I just want to throw the banana away. But I can't. Pesticides are banned here. So the banana will sit in the fruit bowl and watch.

It's over for bananacels :feelscry:
 
Just be an apple theory
 
you should pile it, warm it up and then fuck it
 
put it on the ground outside a high school so some foid trips on it and falls and paralyzes herself.
 
cool story bro, just to get one thing straight,
the banana is a metaphor for your dick right?
 
Drive a kart and throw it at random cars on the street.
 
cool story bro, just to get one thing straight,
the banana is a metaphor for your dick right?

If there's one thing I'm not it's a dicklet a banana is just a fruit that I wanted to use cos I'm using fast banana right now.
put it on the ground outside a high school so some foid trips on it and falls and paralyzes herself.
Oranges won't even look at its disgusting body so they won't see it coming:feelshmm:
 

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