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zangano1

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I'm gonna join a gym to get in shape, its gonna be the only time I leave my house so it's my only chance to meet females.
Ive heard they don't like being approached while they are in the gym but I have no choice.

How can I talk with one without being creepy?
 
look good and talking will be easy
 
Hello My name is zangano1 and i AM incel. But i wanna change SO let me sex You, btw i hate women
 
Just say you shower works 1000% of the time
 
say "I am Zangano1 and you got a nice ass when you squat.".:society:
 
I'm going to say this as someone who's been gymmaxing for over a year now: You can't.
You can only talk to them if you're already swole, confident, tall and have been a regular for at least a couple of months. Otherwise, you're just being creepy.
 
Chad
I'm gonna join a gym to get in shape, its gonna be the only time I leave my house so it's my only chance to meet females.
Ive heard they don't like being approached while they are in the gym but I have no choice.

How can I talk with one without being creepy?
Chad only
 
tell them youre a time traveller who can only save the world by having sex with as many women as possible
 
I'm going to say this as someone who's been gymmaxing for over a year now: You can't.
You can only talk to them if you're already swole, confident, tall and have been a regular for at least a couple of months. Otherwise, you're just being creepy.
But at least i'm gonna ruin their day with my creepiness :feelsjuice:
 
[UWSL]I can say as a gymcel lol, you can’t [/UWSL]:feelshaha:[UWSL].[/UWSL]

you’ll be lucky not to have girls Whitley laughing/snickering at you while you do sets and have other guys in the gym basically walk through your area you’re working out in

that’s why I purchased a bar, dumbbells, plates, and weight rack for my garage. I can attain dangerous levels of physical strength without being literally bullied by adults:feelsokman:
 
First step: stop being red
 
[UWSL]I can say as a gymcel lol, you can’t [/UWSL]:feelshaha:[UWSL].[/UWSL]

you’ll be lucky not to have girls Whitley laughing/snickering at you while you do sets and have other guys in the gym basically walk through your area you’re working out in

that’s why I purchased a bar, dumbbells, plates, and weight rack for my garage. I can attain dangerous levels of physical strength without being literally bullied by adults:feelsokman:
There must be a way
 
There must be a way
Why would you even want to talk to women at the gym? Literally all of them are whores who exclusively fuck buff Chads. They have nothing interesting about them.
 
First step: stop being red
It's over. Thats one of the reasons why I didnt want to go, I become completely red when I exrrcise, everyone will laugh at me
Why would you even want to talk to women at the gym? Literally all of them are whores who exclusively fuck buff Chads. They have nothing interesting about them.
I need to find a girlfriend, i'm running out of time
tell them youre a time traveller who can only save the world by having sex with as many women as possible
Ded srs?
 
Just say you shower works 1000% of the time
He's gotta prove it. @zangano1, shower in front of them to assert dominance. :feelsthink:

Jokes aside... well I don't know. To me the best way to talk to them is not to talk to them. If they were interested in me, they'd talk to me like they go up to Chad being all "tee:foidSoy:hee". Since they don't, I don't waste my time.

I don't go to the gym to hook up in the first place though, I just do it because it's somewhat fun and healthy. I have zero experience with that kind of stuff and I steer clear from gyms where thottery runs rampant.
 
foids appreciate boldness, walk directly into their locker room to ask them out
 
"You have such beautiful eyes. Can I have sex with you?" :incel:
 
You want more humiliation. :feelswhat:
 
cold approach as a non chad is literally retarded
 
The problem is to successfully pull that off you have to already be more attractive than all of the Chads standing around the gym. (You aren't)

I'm a frauding gymcel and am usually one of the biggest guys if not the biggest guy in there at any given time and I have never had a conversation with a woman in the gym in all the years I've been going. Actually I don't think I've ever had the opportunity to speak to them outside of a "excuse me" or "are you done on that?"
I have had a lot of time to observe other guys talking to them and they almost always know them outside of the gym, it's never an initial meeting.
 
I need to find a girlfriend, i'm running out of time
You're wasting your time by trying to pick them up at the gym. The majority of them have either husbands, boyfriends or girlfriends. Go find some at the library or something idk.
 
If you have to ask, then you cant
 
I'm gonna join a gym to get in shape, its gonna be the only time I leave my house so it's my only chance to meet females.
Ive heard they don't like being approached while they are in the gym but I have no choice.

How can I talk with one without being creepy?
Don't go to the gym as an incel. It's pure suicide fuel unless you like getting mogged. Just buy dumbells, a barbell w/ weight plates, and a bench (less than $250). You'll save more in the long run and won't have to plan your entire day around going to the gym.
 
Don't go to the gym as an incel. It's pure suicide fuel unless you like getting mogged. Just buy dumbells, a barbell w/ weight plates, and a bench (less than $250). You'll save more in the long run and won't have to plan your entire day around going to the gym.
I'm neet right now so I can go whenever I want. When I start working I might buy some things
 
I'm neet right now so I can go whenever I want. When I start working I might buy some things
Well in that case check out a planet fitness near you, the one near my place has a $10 / month deal and it's hard to beat.
 
How can I talk with one without being creepy?
Make yourself appear special, what she sees in you is just another gym rat,if you have some other hobby besides lifting heavy shit then try to steer the conversation towards that :whitepill:
 
Make yourself appear special, what she sees in you is just another gym rat,if you have some other hobby besides lifting heavy shit then try to steer the conversation towards that :whitepill:
But first I need to start the conversation
 
One of nature's greatest mysteries "How to tal to women at the gym......as an incel"
 
Make sure you're holding your dick in hand while approaching them to appear confident. Chicks dig confidence
 
you aren't getting anywhere if you're ugly, so if you are (which im assuming you are because you're here), then don't even try
 
JFL ive been gymceling for 3 months already and the most i talked to a girl was to ask if she had finished using the machines

the gains are real though :chad:
 
JFL ive been gymceling for 3 months already and the most i talked to a girl was to ask if she had finished using the machines

the gains are real though :chad:
Thats a good way to start a conversation
 
I'm gonna join a gym to get in shape, its gonna be the only time I leave my house so it's my only chance to meet females.
Ive heard they don't like being approached while they are in the gym but I have no choice.

How can I talk with one without being creepy?
Wrestle their asses like in gachimuchi
 
Ur in the right place for dating advice bro!

My suggested is hit them with a kettle bell and toss them in the laundry cart and wheel them to the rape van....

Then shove her into the basement with the others. = in mimecraft
 
Tbh the gym is a terrible place for a non Chad to talk to women.
 

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