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I see lots of incels with online friends who talk to each other and do stuff and I'm wondering how that's done. I can relatively jestermax or fake to fit in but I can never get close or cross certain bridges into making friends. Can I have some advice?
 
Incels don't have friends, if they do they're fakecels.
No one wants to be related to us, if you have normie friends then they're your "friends" for some ulterior motive. The second something better shows up they're gone, never to waste a thought on you again.
 
Incels don't have friends, if they do they're fakecels.
No one wants to be related to us, if you have normie friends then they're your "friends" for some ulterior motive. The second something better shows up they're gone, never to waste a thought on you again.
What about online friends?
 
incels with friends are fakecel tbh

and even if a truecel find friends, they will use him for their amusement or to make them feel better about themselves.
 
i made online "friends" playing albion online, since it's a very social group oriented game where solo players get shat on.Everyone groups up on discord.Although i don't really think they were actual friends of mine and just used me cause i was an insanely good tank.

they even bullied me once by letting me get killed with an insanely rare item and started treating me like a slave eventually by messaging me on discord at anytime of the day to join their ganking sessions or get kicked from the alliance.

username in game was ArrowGoth


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeuG34KQwU&t=9s
 
I see lots of incels with online friends who talk to each other and do stuff and I'm wondering how that's done. I can relatively jestermax or fake to fit in but I can never get close or cross certain bridges into making friends. Can I have some advice?
Find an IRL incel friend and bond over the loneliness.
 
You cant bro we are accursed to not have friends
 
If you interact with people on a regular basis than it ought to happen naturally. Do you interact with others on a daily basis or do you know if you have some form of autism? (Not asking this to be an asshole, just trying to get to the bottom of the issue).
 
Incels don't have friends, if they do they're fakecels.
No one wants to be related to us, if you have normie friends then they're your "friends" for some ulterior motive. The second something better shows up they're gone, never to waste a thought on you again.
 
Never had friends only enemies
 
i have alot of male friends, very easy to make, but girl friends 0
that makes u a failed normie. if you continue having friends then ultimately you will end by getting cucked. if your friedns are inkwell too invite them to share Blackpill.
 
Incels don't have friends, if they do they're fakecels.
No one wants to be related to us, if you have normie friends then they're your "friends" for some ulterior motive. The second something better shows up they're gone, never to waste a thought on you again.
 
I see lots of incels with online friends who talk to each other and do stuff and I'm wondering how that's done. I can relatively jestermax or fake to fit in but I can never get close or cross certain bridges into making friends. Can I have some advice?
What online games you play? Thats the easiest way to make Online buddies
 
I spy on my 2 childhood friends on facebook that i had from age 5 - 12 when they bullied me for being autistic and not wanting to play the damn guitar for this stupid band they were tryin to do. I got kicked out of the band basically and never talked to them again and rode my bike home in a erratic suicidal way crying my eyes out that i'll never have friends because i can't relate to anyone or do things other people wanna do and act like i'm having fun when i'm not. One has a GF and another has a goofy looking ginger wife.
 
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I don't know where you live at, but here in burgerland if you haven't made any friends throughout your school years, it's gonna be next to impossible finding some later on in your life
 
incels with friends are fakecel tbh

and even if a truecel find friends, they will use him for their amusement or to make them feel better about themselves.
 
I see lots of incels with online friends who talk to each other and do stuff and I'm wondering how that's done. I can relatively jestermax or fake to fit in but I can never get close or cross certain bridges into making friends. Can I have some advice?
Idk
 
I see lots of incels with online friends who talk to each other and do stuff and I'm wondering how that's done. I can relatively jestermax or fake to fit in but I can never get close or cross certain bridges into making friends. Can I have some advice?
I can be ur friend if youe in europe
 
having friends doesn't make you a fakecel, you're still not having sex. the question is if your friends haven't gotten you laid or tried to introduce you to women, are they really your friends?

don't count.
Truecels don't have friends, GrAYnigger
 
having friends doesn't make you a fakecel, you're still not having sex. the question is if your friends haven't gotten you laid or tried to introduce you to women, are they really your friends?

don't count.
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Try not using '2' when you mean 'to' like it's the '90s.
 
I don't know, man. If I knew, I'd know. And I'd probably share with you, kek. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Altohough I do talk to @Khanivore , at least for the time being, but he initiated it. So, asked him how to go about doing that, man. :smonk::smonk::smonk::feelsjuice::feelsjuice:
 
I don't know, man. If I knew, I'd know. And I'd probably share with you, kek. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Altohough I do talk to @Khanivore , at least for the time being, but he initiated it. So, asked him how to go about doing that, man. :smonk::smonk::smonk::feelsjuice::feelsjuice:
How do you do that?

When russian analog of the FBI calls you and barks an order to spy on .is members - you dont argue, you do whatever they want from you

so yeah, thats my job
 
How do you do that?

When russian analog of the FBI calls you and barks an order to spy on .is members - you dont argue, you do whatever they want from you

so yeah, thats my job
KGB?
 
Thats old news, we got Federal Security Services now. Sorry for my leaving, how are you kicking here?
I'm high and drunk as shit. :smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::feelsjuice::feelsjuice::feelsjuice::feelsjuice::feelsjuice:
 
I don't know, man. If I knew, I'd know. And I'd probably share with you, kek. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Altohough I do talk to @Khanivore , at least for the time being, but he initiated it. So, asked him how to go about doing that, man. :smonk::smonk::smonk::feelsjuice::feelsjuice:
Ima aint going away, dont you worry about this

I talk with you, because you are a good person, really

How do you make new online friends? Go into their pms, and start asking questions about the guy you want to befriend, make sure that you got mutual interests, and you are all set
 
Ima aint going away, dont you worry about this

I talk with you, because you are a good person, really

How do you make new online friends? Go into their pms, and start asking questions about the guy you want to befriend, make sure that you got mutual interests, and you are all set
We have mutual interests?? :dafuckfeels::fuk::fuk::fuk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk:
 
We have mutual interests?? :dafuckfeels::fuk::fuk::fuk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk::smonk:
yez, tell me what are you into, and by the rule of thumb i can find in myself at least something that can be allocated in your specific stuff
 
yez, tell me what are you into, and by the rule of thumb i can find in myself at least something that can be allocated in your specific stuff
I have very specific tastes in music, and very specific tastes in video games, due to having very high standards for both.

I love death metal, black metal, and black/folk metal, and I love very specific vidya titles, including Morrowind and New Vegas, but excluding Fallout 4 and Oblivion and Skyrim, for example, which I despise. People typically have trouble finding anything in common with me, and that's on the very rare occasions that anybody even bothers to try. :fuk:
 
Incels don't have friends, if they do they're fakecels.
No one wants to be related to us, if you have normie friends then they're your "friends" for some ulterior motive. The second something better shows up they're gone, never to waste a thought on you again.
Id say I have one friend irl but then he browses here.
 
I have very specific tastes in music, and very specific tastes in video games, due to having very high standards for both.

I love death metal, black metal, and black/folk metal, and I love very specific vidya titles, including Morrowind and New Vegas, but excluding Fallout 4 and Oblivion and Skyrim, for example, which I despise. People typically have trouble finding anything in common with me, and that's on the very rare occasions that anybody even bothers to try. :fuk:
You like metal? Thats good, i got no objects to you

Thats not specific games in any way, im good with that
 
Only 'friends' I had were an autist and a retard who I led like sheep. I once 'got into' a friend group by jestermaxxing, and that glimmer of what my life could be like still lingers inside me.
 
lol

friends are for cucks.
 
Incels don't have friends, if they do they're fakecels.
No one wants to be related to us, if you have normie friends then they're your "friends" for some ulterior motive. The second something better shows up they're gone, never to waste a thought on you again.
My friends are all men who understand
 
IHAD friend in middle school by JESTERMAXXING:feelsclown::society:
 

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