Hostile aliens coming here would be too good to be true, I just couldn’t ever believe it

[Clavicus Vile]

An alien civilization advanced enough to travel here is more than capable of wiping us out. That’s too boner inducing for it to be real. I feel like I could knock down a house just thinking about it.

 

[deaf_judger]

An alien civilization advanced enough to travel here is more than capable of wiping us out. That’s too boner inducing for it to be real. I feel like I could knock down a house just thinking about it.

Muskowitz, make yourself useful and start funding space exploration programs. I deserve alienussy.

 

[Brainy]

what's the point of worrying

we're unwanted here and i know they won't want us either