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Blackpill Homeless Chad gets a haircut and goes viral, proves face is all that matters

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Damn haircut theory works. How did someone that gl become homeless?
He didn’t. It’s been 2.5 months since many barber shops closed. Now do the math
 
he will probably become a model
 
Such an amazing personality
 
part of me that thinks this is all fake and staged and it’s just a chad pretending to be homeless for some viral video. It’s hard for me to believe he’s actually A homeless heroin addict.

-his teeth are pearly white. He has all his teeth. How many homeless people have all their teeth and are perfectly white? None because they don’t get dental work done

-He doesn’t Have any damage on his skin. Homeless people are permanently sunburned and have bad skin damage. Especially if he’s a drug addict... where’s the skin lesions ? His teeth or eyes don’t Seem to have drug damage either.

-His eyebrows look like they’re constantly plucked and maintained

-were like 2 months into quarantine. It’s been many months since many people have gotten haircuts. It’s possible he was already being lazy before the quarantine so add a few more
Months. That’s gonna make for a long beard and long hair on top too. Mess it up and add some weird dirt to your face and ta-da: you’re a homeless crackhead in need of money and support from other people !
This is the perfect time to pretend to be homeless with long hair and beard
Yeah his teeth were shockingly clean & in great condition.
 
How did this dude get even homeless in the first place. Its really hard to fuck up as a chad
 
See inklers? After 99 million haircuts, you can become chad too!!
full
 
While wages are "doing their daily grind" a homeless man with a nice jawline will fuck their wives with his greasy dong.
 
He has that Jeremy Meeks hairline, but you can't really lose with facial bones like that.
 
Holes will choose a homeless Chad over a ricecel billionaire. Chad always wins.
 
The next jeremy meeks homeless drug addict edition
 
Watch him become a model and mog our lives.
 
Looks are everything
 

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