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Step 1: Buy a large pack of sexy foid panties (ideally thongs)

Sexy Humor GIF by VPRO


Step 2: Buy some tuna or sardines. Any kind of stinky fish will work

Art Love GIF


Step 3: Buy some nice smelling foid perfume

Beauty Perfume GIF by I Draw Fashion


Step 4: Apply one spray of perfume to the panties followed by a generous amount of fish juice right in the vagina area

Perfume Spray GIF by Noel Deyzel
fish GIF


Step 5: Advertise those for sale as used panties on the internet. Use a fake pic of a hot foid and make it look convincing

Laptop Working GIF by Grish Majethiya
Cute Girl GIF


Step 6: Profit off retarded simps

Stephen Colbert Cash GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
 
Open a brothel.
 
Open a brothel.
Man I wish I could. I dream of pimping :feelsohh:

 
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Man I wish I could. I dream of pimping :feelsohh:

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I remember a brocel here posted about wanting to do this many years ago. I don't remember what user it was, but I found it funny and sad at the same time because there are desperate simps that would actually pay for this.

Also when some woman from 90 day fiance was selling her farts in a jar, and simps actually bought it and she made like 100k, if not more.

That's the thing I don't understand about guys who pay for this shit, at that point just get an escort. Some might say it's cucked because you're paying for what Chad gets for free, but at least you're getting a good ROI compared to buying women's underwear, or OnlySimps.

It almost makes me question if we live in a simulation, I've been desperate before, but I would never shell out money for this garbage. I Just don't understand how someone could be so pathetic.

There was even a time back in 2019 were some simp donated his rent money to some e-girl, and couldn't afford to pay his rent that month because of that. I believe it was on twitter and someone on r/braincels posted about it.

I guess it's like that song from Boyz II Men, Sympin ain't easy. :feelsmusic:
 
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