We’d get off the bus of course and walk home, get in the house and turn on our TV’s and watch the GWF (Global Wrestling Federation) which was a surprisingly entertaining small promotion on our local cable network that came on I believe IIRC at around or at 4:00pm but usually before we lied down on our living room carpeting to watch the show our mommy’s would return from town with a fresh sack of Arby’s slop for us with delicious curly fries and a Roast beef sandwich possibly with a moderate sized drink we would wash it all down with while watching our green at the time major future pro wrestling heroes paying their dues and making their names in the business such as the likes of “Hotstuff” Eddie Gilbert and Booker T and Stevie Ray whom at the time were known as “The Ebony Experience” nigger tag team before they later became “Harlem Heat” in WCW.
@Emba @TODD THUNDERCOCK and myself would watch this stuff to supplement our wrestling fix while waiting for WWF (now WWE) to come on or WCW or at least WCW’s better and less shitty programming than WCW Saturday Night at the time such as when they’d air a special pay per view style event for free known as “Clash of the Champions” where we’d often get to see entertaining matches featuring Ric Flair, Lex Luger and Sting but also Cactus Jack and Vader.
When WCW Saturday Night would come on we’d watch it in hopes there’d be an actual good match instead of an endless array of shitty jobbers like proto fat wigger PN News and the like but there never really were but what made it all worth it was afterwards a new episode of Star Trek: TNG would air providing our actual entertainment fix for the night.
Occasionally when we were not doing all of the above we’d play N64 WWF: No Mercy with our friendcels.
So that’s what we oldcels did to pass our trucel days as yoots.
How about you zoomercels?
And yes tl;dr I know but many wonder how we oldcels coped to survive this long?
Well that’s how.
@Emba @TODD THUNDERCOCK and myself would watch this stuff to supplement our wrestling fix while waiting for WWF (now WWE) to come on or WCW or at least WCW’s better and less shitty programming than WCW Saturday Night at the time such as when they’d air a special pay per view style event for free known as “Clash of the Champions” where we’d often get to see entertaining matches featuring Ric Flair, Lex Luger and Sting but also Cactus Jack and Vader.
When WCW Saturday Night would come on we’d watch it in hopes there’d be an actual good match instead of an endless array of shitty jobbers like proto fat wigger PN News and the like but there never really were but what made it all worth it was afterwards a new episode of Star Trek: TNG would air providing our actual entertainment fix for the night.
Occasionally when we were not doing all of the above we’d play N64 WWF: No Mercy with our friendcels.
So that’s what we oldcels did to pass our trucel days as yoots.
How about you zoomercels?
And yes tl;dr I know but many wonder how we oldcels coped to survive this long?
Well that’s how.
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