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Story Here’s what Todd Thundercock, Emba and myself did as young Gen Xers when we got home from school in the afternoon.

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We’d get off the bus of course and walk home, get in the house and turn on our TV’s and watch the GWF (Global Wrestling Federation) which was a surprisingly entertaining small promotion on our local cable network that came on I believe IIRC at around or at 4:00pm but usually before we lied down on our living room carpeting to watch the show our mommy’s would return from town with a fresh sack of Arby’s slop for us with delicious curly fries and a Roast beef sandwich possibly with a moderate sized drink we would wash it all down with while watching our green at the time major future pro wrestling heroes paying their dues and making their names in the business such as the likes of “Hotstuff” Eddie Gilbert and Booker T and Stevie Ray whom at the time were known as “The Ebony Experience” nigger tag team before they later became “Harlem Heat” in WCW.

@Emba @TODD THUNDERCOCK and myself would watch this stuff to supplement our wrestling fix while waiting for WWF (now WWE) to come on or WCW or at least WCW’s better and less shitty programming than WCW Saturday Night at the time such as when they’d air a special pay per view style event for free known as “Clash of the Champions” where we’d often get to see entertaining matches featuring Ric Flair, Lex Luger and Sting but also Cactus Jack and Vader.

When WCW Saturday Night would come on we’d watch it in hopes there’d be an actual good match instead of an endless array of shitty jobbers like proto fat wigger PN News and the like but there never really were but what made it all worth it was afterwards a new episode of Star Trek: TNG would air providing our actual entertainment fix for the night.

Occasionally when we were not doing all of the above we’d play N64 WWF: No Mercy with our friendcels.

So that’s what we oldcels did to pass our trucel days as yoots.

How about you zoomercels? :feelshehe:

And yes tl;dr I know but many wonder how we oldcels coped to survive this long?

Well that’s how.
 
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I spent most of my best years coping with Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3
 
WCW predates me a bit

I was lucky enough to come of age during the WWF attitude era, had the games on ps1 as well
 
Body slams me into a folding chair
 
I used to play a lot of Cod Zombies back in the day. Trying to make it to long rounds. I thought that making it to round 60 made me a god jfl :feelshaha::feelshaha:
Zombie GIF by Call of Duty
 
"WCW" fucking nostalgia! Man I miss the 90s.:feelsbadman:
 
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Wrestling on ESPN 4pm. They randomly alternated between GWF and USWA, which were mostly the same but USWA Memphis was dominated by Jerry Lawler who won their title 100 times making Triple H look philanthropic. GWF looked better and USWA looked like it was filmed in a smoky bingo hall. I remember Harlem Heat, I think they got the name then but I do remember the Ebony Experience name too. There was Lightning Kid, who became 1-2-3 Kid and X-Pac. "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert was their Walmart version of Ric Flair. Jeff Jarrett, who should be an all-time legend. Kamala. Terry Funk. Lots of fat 80s territory guys that could wrestle but were ugly cretins. The good ol' days.

It wasn't until '95 that I became a WCW fanboy, and I jumped in a great time just before the nWo started. Ah, the Dungeon of Doom days. So beautifully stupid.

I stuck with WCW until '98 when the nWo really overstayed their welcome. I never cared for Goldberg and his running through the roster was lame.

Once Jericho left for WWE, I totally converted. Then Kurt Angle came along, my favorite wrestler and character ever. 2000 Kurt Angle always puts a smile on my face, what an awesome character. Those were the glory days of wrestling.

Then the WCW Invasion was a huge failure and I slowly lost my love for wrestling throughout the early 2000s. HHH became booked as God which was awful, then Cena becoming the top guy for the kiddies was The End.
 
Did you fight in ‘nam with Emba?
 
Playing with the other kids in the neighborhood and being little shits doing all sorts of antics. I still remember the time I hit the fire alarm in a theater and we were questioned (still not sure how they figured it must have been us; camera we missed maybe). They had no evidence and so I lied through my teeth. None of us snitched on each other, which still brings a tear to my eye (even kids know not to snitch, but we forget as adults).

Also, Super Nintendo and cartoons.

Good times. Simpler times. :feelsbadman:
 
Emba Is a boomer not a gen x er
 
all my shitty TV got was little house in the prairie.
 
Damn, I'm going to high school right now. There ain't jack shit like this. I usually shower, browse /r9k/, /pol/, or /k/, or look for good NSBM and RAC, or play video games. I can't get any goyslop in my system anymore because I'm trying to lose weight so that's out the window. This sounds like the life lol
 
Good times. Simpler times. :feelsbadman:
Yeah. Nes games, TMNT, Sega, Cartoon Network. My siblings and i, and few neighborhood kids would sell on street roasted sunseed to make money and rent Sega and compete in MK2. World seemed like safer place back then.
 
id beat my dick
 
I have far too few braincels left to write as well as you did but I'd come home from hell (school) and play C&C Generals. All while almost all of my classmates went to a gaming cafe and played it together. It's insane how I never went to a gaming cafe until last year.
And I blame my parents for this and they are right to be blamed. This is what they wanted, and they got what they wanted as overpowering people always do.

Anyways other than that I'd play loads and loads of GTA San Andreas in summer and other games too. I mostly liked strategy games. I loved age of Mythology too. These games I'm naming are games that I have hundreds of hours of playtime in them.

Another thing me and my brother really loved were movies. We still do, it's maybe our best cope. We'd go to the film renting place down the street and rent a CD and watch it with great enthusiasm and awe that comes with childhood and then return it the next day and get another one. We pretty much watched every movie that place had except for the ones that sounded too lame for us to rent. We'd watch together and eat popcorn or chips or whatever snacks. Probably my most enjoyable memories of my life.

Damn I think I'm going to cry now. Those were the days man.
 
Reported you for being under 18
Kek.
Did you fight in ‘nam with Emba?
Kek pt. 2.

Hugely underrated dry wit having A+ comedy poster.
id beat my dick
As would I.

Specifically?

To a now old vintage (but at the time of course new) porn VHS movie tape of the once hot as Hell Jenna Jameson in her arguably hottest performance ever in the filthy porno movie titled “Pure” that I watched so damn much when my parents were out of the house (for obvious reasons heh heh heh) that the tape actually popped/broke inside the VCR from overuse ruining both it and our massive VCR. :feelskek:

I never got caught btw as at that time my parents no longer gave a shit about watching any VHS movies and the thing just sat there as a huge dust collector until I think we eventually threw it out after getting a newer TV?

Well anyway if you guys are ever in the need for some really hot vintage late 90’s jack off fodder Jenna has two…well actually four VERY hot scenes in that movie ie one where she’s just lying in bed naked and being a sex kitten looking as hot as she’s ever looked, a really nasty and naughty dyking out scene with a hot black haired bitch that seduces her and eats her out while she’s pretending to be a French maid dressed in the appropriate attire…well barely dressed heh.

Then another scene that’s just her fucking some guy and fellating an ice cube suggestively before blowing the dude and fucking him and then the single hottest scene of the entire movie where Peter North fucks her and an unfortunately mid tier Becky that kinda brings the scene down just a bit with her lower attractiveness level but at least she appears to knows how to suck a mean cock which kinda makes up for it some but yeah anyway Jenna’s hottest scene here is when she takes it from behind from North and says “Oh god” softly before letting out the hottest little whore scream of pleasure from a broad that I’ve ever heard to this day in porn and thus as you all can imagine I’ve lost many unborn children to this particular scene. :ahegao:
 
Emba Is a boomer not a gen x er
Kek pt 3.

Yes I know.

It was a joke to suggest he was a part of Tawd and my generation though he probably did enjoy all of our same copes at the time. :feelsPop:
 
We’d get off the bus of course and walk home, get in the house and turn on our TV’s and watch the GWF (Global Wrestling Federation) which was a surprisingly entertaining small promotion on our local cable network that came on I believe IIRC at around or at 4:00pm but usually before we lied down on our living room carpeting to watch the show our mommy’s would return from town with a fresh sack of Arby’s slop for us with delicious curly fries and a Roast beef sandwich possibly with a moderate sized drink we would wash it all down with while watching our green at the time major future pro wrestling heroes paying their dues and making their names in the business such as the likes of “Hotstuff” Eddie Gilbert and Booker T and Stevie Ray whom at the time were known as “The Ebony Experience” nigger tag team before they later became “Harlem Heat” in WCW.

@Emba @TODD THUNDERCOCK and myself would watch this stuff to supplement our wrestling fix while waiting for WWF (now WWE) to come on or WCW or at least WCW’s better and less shitty programming than WCW Saturday Night at the time such as when they’d air a special pay per view style event for free known as “Clash of the Champions” where we’d often get to see entertaining matches featuring Ric Flair, Lex Luger and Sting but also Cactus Jack and Vader.

When WCW Saturday Night would come on we’d watch it in hopes there’d be an actual good match instead of an endless array of shitty jobbers like proto fat wigger PN News and the like but there never really were but what made it all worth it was afterwards a new episode of Star Trek: TNG would air providing our actual entertainment fix for the night.

Occasionally when we were not doing all of the above we’d play N64 WWF: No Mercy with our friendcels.

So that’s what we oldcels did to pass our trucel days as yoots.

How about you zoomercels? :feelshehe:

And yes tl;dr I know but many wonder how we oldcels coped to survive this long?

Well that’s how.
Id go home and make myself a jacks pepperoni pizza and eat the entire thing. I wonder if fat link approves of this goy slop choice?
 
We’d get off the bus of course and walk home, get in the house and turn on our TV’s and watch the GWF (Global Wrestling Federation) which was a surprisingly entertaining small promotion on our local cable network that came on I believe IIRC at around or at 4:00pm but usually before we lied down on our living room carpeting to watch the show our mommy’s would return from town with a fresh sack of Arby’s slop for us with delicious curly fries and a Roast beef sandwich possibly with a moderate sized drink we would wash it all down with while watching our green at the time major future pro wrestling heroes paying their dues and making their names in the business such as the likes of “Hotstuff” Eddie Gilbert and Booker T and Stevie Ray whom at the time were known as “The Ebony Experience” nigger tag team before they later became “Harlem Heat” in WCW.

@Emba @TODD THUNDERCOCK and myself would watch this stuff to supplement our wrestling fix while waiting for WWF (now WWE) to come on or WCW or at least WCW’s better and less shitty programming than WCW Saturday Night at the time such as when they’d air a special pay per view style event for free known as “Clash of the Champions” where we’d often get to see entertaining matches featuring Ric Flair, Lex Luger and Sting but also Cactus Jack and Vader.

When WCW Saturday Night would come on we’d watch it in hopes there’d be an actual good match instead of an endless array of shitty jobbers like proto fat wigger PN News and the like but there never really were but what made it all worth it was afterwards a new episode of Star Trek: TNG would air providing our actual entertainment fix for the night.

Occasionally when we were not doing all of the above we’d play N64 WWF: No Mercy with our friendcels.

So that’s what we oldcels did to pass our trucel days as yoots.

How about you zoomercels? :feelshehe:

And yes tl;dr I know but many wonder how we oldcels coped to survive this long?

Well that’s how.
is Todd Thundercock the real Todd from youtube? JFL
 
The first porn I saw was the porn newspapers and magazines we found randomly with our friends when we were 8 and we would hide them under our beds.
 
i played on my psp all day, nothing special
 
We’d get off the bus of course and walk home, get in the house and turn on our TV’s and watch the GWF (Global Wrestling Federation) which was a surprisingly entertaining small promotion on our local cable network that came on I believe IIRC at around or at 4:00pm but usually before we lied down on our living room carpeting to watch the show our mommy’s would return from town with a fresh sack of Arby’s slop for us with delicious curly fries and a Roast beef sandwich possibly with a moderate sized drink we would wash it all down with while watching our green at the time major future pro wrestling heroes paying their dues and making their names in the business such as the likes of “Hotstuff” Eddie Gilbert and Booker T and Stevie Ray whom at the time were known as “The Ebony Experience” nigger tag team before they later became “Harlem Heat” in WCW.

@Emba @TODD THUNDERCOCK and myself would watch this stuff to supplement our wrestling fix while waiting for WWF (now WWE) to come on or WCW or at least WCW’s better and less shitty programming than WCW Saturday Night at the time such as when they’d air a special pay per view style event for free known as “Clash of the Champions” where we’d often get to see entertaining matches featuring Ric Flair, Lex Luger and Sting but also Cactus Jack and Vader.

When WCW Saturday Night would come on we’d watch it in hopes there’d be an actual good match instead of an endless array of shitty jobbers like proto fat wigger PN News and the like but there never really were but what made it all worth it was afterwards a new episode of Star Trek: TNG would air providing our actual entertainment fix for the night.

Occasionally when we were not doing all of the above we’d play N64 WWF: No Mercy with our friendcels.

So that’s what we oldcels did to pass our trucel days as yoots.

How about you zoomercels? :feelshehe:

And yes tl;dr I know but many wonder how we oldcels coped to survive this long?

Well that’s how.
since 4 pm I drink my polish zubr beer and eat russian sucharki
 
Me and @Morphine . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ did fent back in middle.school
 
if im still incel by 30 im ctbing. no point in playing out a game you know is lost.
 
WCW Saturday Night was fun. I loved Dusty Rhodes on commentary spewing unintelligible gibberish. "Dey be Clubberin', Tony!" There was the usual squash matches. I was watching when The Giant was usually on there, I enjoyed watching him Choke Slam jobbers. The main events were usually Ric Flair matches which are always good fun. One day, Ric will connect with a top rope move.
 
WCW Saturday Night was fun. I loved Dusty Rhodes on commentary spewing unintelligible gibberish. "Dey be Clubberin', Tony!" There was the usual squash matches. I was watching when The Giant was usually on there, I enjoyed watching him Choke Slam jobbers. The main events were usually Ric Flair matches which are always good fun. One day, Ric will connect with a top rope move.
LOL yes or Jim Ross back before the Bell’s Palsey, aging and stressor’s slowed down his voice.

In anycase people always talk about what a tragedy it was that we never got Hart Vs. Angle and while that’s true I’m thinking if the smart mark zoomer kiddies only knew just how good prime age Scott Steiner was I think THAT would be the dream match Vs prime age Kurt Angle that nearly EVERYONE would want to see first.

Prime age Scott Steiner was a fucking phenomenon.

A true force of nature in the pro wrestling sense.
 
If only Scott Steiner wasn't obsessed with looking like a giant steroid. He was a legendary comedic heel that you also had to take seriously because you knew he could destroy you, like early Kurt Angle.
 
Also, Clash of the Champions. I remember being hyped for the first one I watched in '94 as a young lad thinking it was like PPV quality and then all the title matches ended in DQ, followed by a main event with Evad Sullivan.
 
I was going ER on my playstation 2 on gta vice city. My mum caught me running some foid over on the game so she confiscated it, not even joking :feelskek: I used to try and drive carefully whenever they came in the room so they just thought that it was a racing game.
 
I was going ER on my playstation 2 on gta vice city. My mum caught me running some foid over on the game so she confiscated it, not even joking :feelskek: I used to try and drive carefully whenever they came in the room so they just thought that it was a racing game.
Hahaha good times! :feelshaha:

My old man heard me playing it while I was on a rampage and had the FBI after me, he runs into my room excitedly asking me what channel I had on as he was probably thinking I was either watching an exciting episode of COPS or a breaking news story of some mass shooting event and or police standoff with an armed or several armed assailants. :feelskek:

I think in the end he was amazed that it was just a game. :feelsokman:
 
I wish I looked like 90s Alex Wright. Gigachad. He could do his gay dance and the women loved him.
 
I wish I looked like 90s Alex Wright. Gigachad. He could do his gay dance and the women loved him.
He was cool but Disco Inferno annoyed the fucking shit out of me.

Couldn't stand him. (Though Ernest "The Cat" Miller sucked balls even worse).

Though later I watched shoot interviews and found out he was actually a pretty cool guy, its just his pro wrestling character sucked IMO.

Same with John Cena.

Probably a good guy but that gay C-nation shit sucked balls.

Had John only came about in the Attitude Era he would've been a great monster heel Wigger as fodder for Rock/Austin to fight against instead of just Triple H and Kurt Angle all the time.

Great as that was it would've been nice to have a little more variety at the top I think you might agree.
 
I'm a millennial (albeit an 80s born one, thus closer to gen x) and most of what you said applied to my youth as well. IMO 80s born millennials have more in common with gen Xers than 90s born millennials, who personally I look at as "zoomer lite" but I digress.

I don't remember GWF though, but as far as obscure wrestling organizations go, I was a huge fan of CZW back in the early 2000s, which was basically a spiritual successor to ECW (which I was also a huge fan of in my youth).

And WWF No Mercy was also a huge part of my adolescence. I spent so many hours unlocking everything in the Smackdown mall. You could tell how much effort was put into making that game, and the engine was so good several games like Def Jam Vendetta (which I also liked) also used it.
 
I hated Ernest Miller. He was Bischoff's karate butt buddy, only reason he was on TV. I felt bad for Disco Inferno, that was the quintessential dead gimmick. He dances to the ring and after some move, then... has normal matches and incapable of feuds. There's nothing to grasp on to there.

I watched tons of shoot interviews last decade. It changed my perspective on so many guys. Wrestling is among the worst careers based on pure genetics, nepotism and who you know/blow, and those in power destroy those beneath them.
 
You're Gen X?
 
Emba is not Gen X more like you're dad's age.
 
That "I respect you, bookerman!" angle with Pillman is one that still confuses me what the hell happened today.
 

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