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HER STOMACH IS DOOMED!!!!!

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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5 COOKIES, ONE WHOLE CAN OF SARDINES, WATERMELON, DRY CHEERIOS, ONE CUP OF MILK, AND FUCK KNOWS WHAT ELSE! HER FARTS ARE WORLD ENDING! THEY WILL DESTROY YOU! ALSO KILL ME FOR NOT HAVING A WEIRD GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS! HER DIET IS ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE I SEE HER EATING CAKE AND FRUITS OFTEN IN VIDEOS, AND SHE EATS AN ENITRE BOX OF CHEERIOS IN THIS VIDEO!


View: https://youtu.be/cVUL5S4ahhw?si=r8ENOQRxkogMYYzL
 
Maybe if she had an incel boyfriend like me then her cereal would be moisturized at the very least.
 
This infuriates me
 
Stop simping for holes. The weird ones demand Chad. The ugly ones demand Chad. The fat ones demand Chad.
 
Stop simping for holes. The weird ones demand Chad. The ugly ones demand Chad. The fat ones demand Chad.
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Stop simping for holes. The weird ones demand Chad. The ugly ones demand Chad. The fat ones demand Chad.
Juggernaut law makes unsuspecting inkwells worship the ground ugly/quirky foids walk on because they have a tiny sliver of false hope that ascension is a possibility.
 
Juggernaut law makes unsuspecting inkwells worship the ground ugly/quirky foids walk on because they have a tiny sliver of false hope that ascension is a possibility.
I’m not worshipping her, I was making fun of her diet. I just wish I had a weird girlfriend like that.
 
I’m not worshipping her, I was making fun of her diet. I just wish I had a weird girlfriend like that.
I still think the whole weird/quirky gf fetish stems from Juggernaut law for most men.
 
I don't belong in this universe.
 

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