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25 khhv slavcel, haven't COOM in last 2 weeks, so I have finally decided to hire an escort (Netherlands),
There are many choices, and I am lost which option is the best
I'll plan to hire it for tomorrow night :feelsohh:. I have money enough for 1, I like Maartje.

 
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Kind of cucked to be choosing a woman for another guy to fuck tbh ngl.
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Kind of cucked to be choosing a woman for another guy to fuck tbh ngl.
I just want to know opinion fren
 
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Why an escort in Netherlands? IMHO red light districts are better because you get to pick a girl you actually see IRL.

I believe it's also much cheaper (50€).
 
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Faces are blurred, hard to tell.
 
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vodkacel said:
I just want to know opinion fren

Fair enough. I like Kimberly and Carmen.
 
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Samantha or Victoria because I wouldn't really go for old escorts (some of them are in their 30's).
 
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This sucks for me. Curry hookers look like ass in comparison.
 
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vodkacel said:
haven't COOM in last 2 weeks
Choose whoever lets you cum on her face. Be careful though, because prostitutes lie, when push comes to shove they don't want it.
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
This sucks for me. Curry hookers look like ass in comparison.
Yeah, incels from germany and netherlands are lucky as fuck. You have any type of girls as escorts here
 
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grondilu said:
Why an escort in Netherlands? IMHO red light districts are better because you get to pick a girl you actually see IRL.

I believe it's also much cheaper (50€).
I am high inhib af, plus I have no friends to go there
 
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Shakina.

Actually wait I dont encourage escortcelling.
 
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Are you booking her in the brothel ?
 
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vodkacel said:
I am high inhib af, plus I have no friends to go there
Why would you need friends to go there ?

As for being high inhib, there is not much to fear. Just ask the girl how much, agree and follow her. I would just advise you too look around for as long as it takes to find a girl you really desire.
 
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Abstract said:
Are you booking her in the brothel ?
There is an option to my house, but I don't know if that's a good idea (it's legal)
 
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vodkacel said:
There is an option to my house, but I don't know if that's a good idea (it's legal)

Ask her if theres a discount for incels.
 
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Marianne is the best imo
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Ask her if theres a discount for incels.
kek, I doubt it. Should I tell it's my first time?
 
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I would go to the rl district if I had this option, so i could see if she Is frauding or not

When i see their pictures online they are always good looking
 
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They’re all disgusting.
 
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Abstract said:
I would go to the rl district if I had this option, so i could see if she Is frauding or not

When i see their pictures online they are always good looking
damn, that's true. I am paying 150 EU, I want at least good quality...
 
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Neinke or Chong would be my choice
 
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vodkacel said:
kek, I doubt it. Should I tell it's my first time?

Yes. Shell sniff it out anyways when you start fucking like an autist lol.
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Yes. Shell sniff it out anyways when you start fucking like an autist lol.
haha :feelsrope:. I'll use my knowledge from porn :feelshmm:
 
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vodkacel said:
Should I tell it's my first time?
I wouldn't, but it's your call.
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Welcome to volcels.co
Although as degenerate as the practice is, if you're paying for intercourse at least there should only be attractive foids.
 
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Hate_my_life said:
Welcome to volcels.co
Although as degenerate as the practice is, if you're paying for intercourse at least there should only be attractive foids.

They all look super attractive body wise. Face cant be all that bad.
 
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In less professional sites there are also the reviews
So you can know if she is going to make you cum in 2 minutes,or if she Is cold and annoying
 
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Abstract said:
In less professional sites there are also the reviews
So you can know if she is going to make you cum in 2 minutes,or if she Is cold and annoying

True. There are also forums for this kind of stuff.
 
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speedtypingincel said:
Your hand is cheap. Why do you want to pay rent?

Ive been to escorts and massage parlors although ive never done anything besides hj/bjs. An attractive foid jerking you off is much better than masturbating. (This is based on my experience and not foid worship).
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
True. There are also forums for this kind of stuff.
Yes, 85% boomers who leaves reviews like " treat her right, shes precious":lul:
Yeah bro, she loves you
 
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Choose the one you like, not the one we like
 
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Take away the fat one, the few who are too flat, and the two with fake boobs - then lick on each profile and pick the youngest one. :feelsthink:
 
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I'm too scared to escortcel man, after one really bad experience. but good on you and I think there's a lot on that site that are probably one notch below being elite
 
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vodkacel said:
25 khhv slavcel, haven't COOM in last 2 weeks, so I have finally decided to hire an escort (Netherlands),
There are many choices, and I am lost which option is the best
I'll plan to hire it for tomorrow night :feelsohh:. I have money enough for 1, I like Maartje.

Do you have any local review forums? I am sure you must. I think it's better for you to check out the reviews to decide who provides the best service tbh
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Kind of cucked to be choosing a woman for another guy to fuck tbh ngl.
 
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Dionysus said:
why do you mean by "fuck"?
he must perform sex with them all
 
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Vermilioncore said:
he must perform sex with them all
thanks for the clarification