Serious HELP! i'm going for a job interview but all the interviewers are foids

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

TLDR : Please give me tips and strategies on how to ace a job interview conducted by three foids without my subhuman face, inceldom or autism being immediately obvious & getting in the way

I'm trying to wagecuckmaxxxx so that i get more money for my copes. I have an interview coming up in March and as i was doing research on the company it seems that the interview panel consists of 3 foids from the Human Resources department. If it was an interview conducted by three males i'd be just fine but facing three foids who will most probably be disgusted by my lack of facial aesthetics & my appearance before I even open my mouth or present my credentials is fucking crazy.

I am very socially awkward in the presence of foids - because i dont have experience interacting with them - the few times that ive interacted with foids they have been very hostile and unfriendly. I want to LARP as a normie during the interview so that my autism doesnt show - how can i achieve this feat?

I will be at a disadvantage from the onset on account of my face - as the foids will obviously be biased towards the Chad applicants. And to make matters worse i have ingested so many blackpills about AWALT & how degenerate foids are and i think it will be hard for me to concentrate & create coherent and concise replies to their Interview questions whilst looking them in the face knowing full well that those lips will be sucking chads dick 3 hours from now, or knowing that just this morning this foid interviewing me had her face covered in chads cum. How can i put up a convincing act so that i dont come across as an inkwell and possibly fail the job interview?

 

[Deleted member 22904]

be born as chad

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

be born as chad

Based Based Based

 

[Monk of Failure]

>Take cold shower that day.
>Coom an hour before going to the interview.
>Don't sperg out during interview.

 

[WarriorSkull]

You need to really accept just how pointless and lost this interview already is. Even if you were smooth as silk during it, it won't even register in the foid's inferior brain. Either go low effort robotic mode to get it over with or treat it as a joke and have a laugh.

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Wear a balaclava to the interview.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

You have better chance to win the powerball.

 

[NEETard]

Stop being a cuck. Youre treating the interviewers as if they are gods and you are a little puppy who needs to impress them. Just go in as if youre having a casual conversation with any normal person

 

[anon]

You have to somehow mention or imply that you're in a relationship. Bonus points if you mention you're gay. Don't just blurt it out like an aspie, but mention it subtly when talking about other shit like where you went to school, previous jobs etc.
Smiling is extremely important when dealing with normalfags and especially foids.

Maintain eye contact, but not at all times. This is really something you have to practice. Try not to think about your face or appearance because the moment you do, you'll stop maintaining eye contact and you'll look like an aspie.

Just lie about everything, be agreeable and claim that you're hardworking and shit. Normies eat it up even though everyone says the same thing and that's exactly why you have to lie about it. You're competing with normalfags and you have to be like them. I know it sounds cheesy and fake, but that's what normalfags want to hear.

Try not to appear like a low test manchild. Don't wear a graphic shirt, hoodie or sweatpants. Just a regular solid color matching tshirt, jeans/pants and shoes (NOT basketball/zoomer sneakers) are good.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

You have to somehow mention or imply that you're in a relationship. Bonus points if you mention you're gay.
Smiling is extremely important when dealing with normalfags and especially foids.
Maintain eye contact, but not at all times. This is really something you have to practice.

Just lie about everything, be agreeable and claim that you're hardworking and shit. Normies eat it up even though everyone says the same thing and that's exactly why you have to lie about it. You're competing with normalfags and you have to be like them.

Try not to appear like a low test manchild. Don't wear a graphic shirt, a hoodie or sweatpants. Just a regular solid color tshirt, jeans/pants and shoes (not basketball/zoomer sneakers) are good.

This. You must allude to the fact that you have a girlfriend. The way foids think is that if a guy has a girlfriend, that means some girl out there likes him and therefore he isn't a "creep". Just don't say you're single.

 

[Assymmetricfacel]

i think you're fucked

 

[Hate_my_life]

What job?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Just be chad bro, women love that shit.

 

[KingChemist]

You're screwed mate

 

[Deleted member 22571]

Your first mistake was applying for the job in the first place tbh. Silly inkwell, you know high quality jobs are for Chads only.

 

[KingOfRome]

You're screwed mate

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Wear shoe lifts. The taller you are the better.

 

[GoffSystemQB]

Sorry man women hire who they want to fuck.

 

[HappilySingle]

Can you do the interview via video? Your shit frame would be less apparent.

 

[drakon_iz_ada]

Sorry man women hire who they want to fuck.

They need people in office who they can bully and laugh at too

 

[Izayacel]

dont fucking care about those bitches , you get the job or not thats all

 

[based_meme]

Admit your autism upfront. If they don't hire you, sue for discrimination.

Putting your autism out in front and center also excuses some bad answes and shit you may liable to say, due to your inexperience in dealing with foids.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

You have to somehow mention or imply that you're in a relationship. Bonus points if you mention you're gay. Don't just blurt it out like an aspie, but mention it subtly when talking about other shit like where you went to school, previous jobs etc.
Smiling is extremely important when dealing with normalfags and especially foids.

Maintain eye contact, but not at all times. This is really something you have to practice. Try not to think about your face or appearance because the moment you do, you'll stop maintaining eye contact and you'll look like an aspie.

Just lie about everything, be agreeable and claim that you're hardworking and shit. Normies eat it up even though everyone says the same thing and that's exactly why you have to lie about it. You're competing with normalfags and you have to be like them. I know it sounds cheesy and fake, but that's what normalfags want to hear.

Try not to appear like a low test manchild. Don't wear a graphic shirt, hoodie or sweatpants. Just a regular solid color matching tshirt, jeans/pants and shoes (NOT basketball/zoomer sneakers) are good.

pretty good stuff here ngl

 

[happiless]

• Don't be nervous. You will with 99% certainty fail the interview, so it doesn't matter what you say. It's just a shitty game.
• They're foids, so talk about your feelings a lot. "working there would make me feel proud, great, because x y z

And most importantly:

• Don't be ugly

 

[FinnCel]

be born as chad

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

>Take cold shower that day.
>Coom an hour before going to the interview.
>Don't sperg out during interview.

Based, practical and actionable

You need to really accept just how pointless and lost this interview already is. Even if you were smooth as silk during it, it won't even register in the foid's inferior brain. Either go low effort robotic mode to get it over with or treat it as a joke and have a laugh.

True
I'm hoping against hope that i'll get it
I really need the money for copes - retail therapy is my biggest cope right now

 

[Pepega]

Stalk their linkedin and try find out whatever interests they have, I mean there might not be much but it's worth a shot.

if it's the HR department and all interviewers are foids then they're probably SJWs. So in the interview just stay cool and name drop shit like the 'diversity' of the department as one of the reasons you want to work there.

 

[Deleted member 23656]

Fake it till you make it

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Wear a balaclava to the interview.

Based based based & INCOGNITOpilled

You have better chance to win the powerball.

Its over
How do you tie that hang mans noose again?

 

[Anonymous MG]

I know it's parroting but...

YOU'RE FUCKED

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Stop being a cuck. Youre treating the interviewers as if they are gods and you are a little puppy who needs to impress them. Just go in as if youre having a casual conversation with any normal person

True
But imagine being judged by a pack of condescending entitled post wall roasties who cant see past your face
It never began

I know it's parroting but...

YOU'RE FUCKED

HIGH IQ ngl

 

[CumBoy]

probably a load of crap but
worth a shot

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Buy a cheap ring. It means you had the approval from a woman.
It also means you're (somehow) competent. They'd not see you as a manchild but a man who is capable and can be reliable.

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worth a shot

In other word, they'd do extra work for nothing with a big smile.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

You have to somehow mention or imply that you're in a relationship. Bonus points if you mention you're gay. Don't just blurt it out like an aspie, but mention it subtly when talking about other shit like where you went to school, previous jobs etc.
Smiling is extremely important when dealing with normalfags and especially foids.

Maintain eye contact, but not at all times. This is really something you have to practice. Try not to think about your face or appearance because the moment you do, you'll stop maintaining eye contact and you'll look like an aspie.

Just lie about everything, be agreeable and claim that you're hardworking and shit. Normies eat it up even though everyone says the same thing and that's exactly why you have to lie about it. You're competing with normalfags and you have to be like them. I know it sounds cheesy and fake, but that's what normalfags want to hear.

Try not to appear like a low test manchild. Don't wear a graphic shirt, hoodie or sweatpants. Just a regular solid color matching tshirt, jeans/pants and shoes (NOT basketball/zoomer sneakers) are good.

NEWTONIAN IQ
Thats High IQ advice
Will definitely work on LARPing as a normie and smilingfeelspuke

 

[NEETard]

True
But imagine being judged by a pack of condescending entitled post wall roasties who cant see past your face
It never began

Dont imagine that then. You havent even had the interview yet you already think its going to go negatively. Just go in there not giving a shit about what they think. Imagine them as robots with no personality and you need to say the right things to get the job.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

This. You must allude to the fact that you have a girlfriend. The way foids think is that if a guy has a girlfriend, that means some girl out there likes him and therefore he isn't a "creep". Just don't say you're single.

Just SYHAG theory

(Just say you have a girlfriend theory)

I will definitely try that

i think you're fucked

Based

What job?

STEM its crazy unfortunate that foids have infiltrated it and ruined it

You're screwed mate

Your first mistake was applying for the job in the first place tbh. Silly inkwell, you know high quality jobs are for Chads only.

I need the money for copes!

Wear shoe lifts. The taller you are the better.

Brutal Heightpill ngl

Sorry man women hire who they want to fuck.

Brutal HiringPill
Its over for interviewcels

 

[HappilySingle]

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probably a load of crap but
worth a shot

Chad only

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Can you do the interview via video? Your shit frame would be less apparent.

Foids are sneeky bastards - they made it an IN PERSON INTERVIEW
So i cant fraud my face or height

They need people in office who they can bully and laugh at too

The good old office jester

dont fucking care about those bitches , you get the job or not thats all

Based and Stoicpilled

Admit your autism upfront. If they don't hire you, sue for discrimination.

Putting your autism out in front and center also excuses some bad answes and shit you may liable to say, due to your inexperience in dealing with foids.

So when the foids say
"TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF TEEHEE"
i'll be like
"HELLO MY NAME IS ANON AND I'M AN AUTIST AND IM A KHHV BUT IM NOT AN INKWELL"

• Don't be nervous. You will with 99% certainty fail the interview, so it doesn't matter what you say. It's just a shitty game.
• They're foids, so talk about your feelings a lot. "working there would make me feel proud, great, because x y z

And most importantly:

• Don't be ugly

Brutal uglypill tbh

Stalk their linkedin and try find out whatever interests they have, I mean there might not be much but it's worth a shot.

if it's the HR department and all interviewers are foids then they're probably SJWs. So in the interview just stay cool and name drop shit like the 'diversity' of the department as one of the reasons you want to work there.

High IQ

Might as well watch a few SJW propaganda videos so i can really LARP as being a person all about equality diversity e.t.c

Fake it till you make it

True

View attachment 197451
probably a load of crap but
worth a shot

Definitely trying this - thanks for sharing!

Dont imagine that then. You havent even had the interview yet you already think its going to go negatively. Just go in there not giving a shit about what they think. Imagine them as robots with no personality and you need to say the right things to get the job.

Based
Thats High IQ advice!

 

[Lame Dude]

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probably a load of crap but
worth a shot

It just so happens that he was also handsome. teehee.

dont fucking care about those bitches , you get the job or not thats all

@BabyFuck McGirlsex
Foids are much better at judging social interactions, it would be silly to think they cant tell when you are faking it.
Be stoic IMO, it is what it is.

 

[Deleted member 17984]

Either be chad
or show that you are willing to grovel, beg and betabuxx the whole female staff to get the job and stay at that workplace

you're either chad or a slave

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Foids are much better at judging social interactions, it would be silly to think they cant tell when you are faking it.
Be stoic IMO, it is what it is.

Foids dont think,they can only memorize patterns of man around them and judge them thats the only thing they are good at.

You should drink two beers and smoke some cigars before interview,it lifts autism off your brain and also visit some cuck spaces like feminist twitter and IT when you are light headed,since autism is gone blackpill will be gone too making you the perfect lap dog for foids.Once you got the job inject blackpill to your veins.
Also just like what other king said in start of the thread,mention that you have a girlfriend and say that you need this job for her request,foids love cucks who betabuxx their holes.

 

[universallyabhorred]

EnteRtain them with your powER

 

[Deleted member 22572]

EnteRtain them with your powER

Haven't sin u in while. Wb. It probs b cuz I only post on OffTopic and u only post inceldom but wb anyway my nigger

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

It just so happens that he was also handsome. teehee.



@BabyFuck McGirlsex
Foids are much better at judging social interactions, it would be silly to think they cant tell when you are faking it.
Be stoic IMO, it is what it is.

Based & StoicPilled
So no point in LARPing as a normie as foids can immediately tell

Either be chad
or show that you are willing to grovel, beg and betabuxx the whole female staff to get the job and stay at that workplace

you're either chad or a slave

Looks like Slavemaxxxxing is my only choice

Foids dont think,they can only memorize patterns of man around them and judge them thats the only thing they are good at.

You should drink two beers and smoke some cigars before interview,it lifts autism off your brain and also visit some cuck spaces like feminist twitter and IT when you are light headed,since autism is gone blackpill will be gone too making you the perfect lap dog for foids.Once you got the job inject blackpill to your veins.
Also just like what other king said in start of the thread,mention that you have a girlfriend and say that you need this job for her request,foids love cucks who betabuxx their holes.

Based Based Based
Even though the system is rigged - it now seems possible to actually have a shot at winning

EnteRtain them with your powER

Maybe in INJUSTICE : GODS AMONG US i should bring a smith & wesson revolver to the interview and be a hERo

 

[Adamhastor]

Foids should not be allowed to run job interviews. They have never worked in their lives and don't even understand what the companies they are hired by do

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Foids should not be allowed to run job interviews. They have never worked in their lives

BASED BASED BASED BASED
Foids live on tutorial mode and know nothing about hard work or struggle

 

[The Abyss]

My head is filled with the avi of @LastGerman .

Get semi drunk beforehand to take off the edge or just get very little sleep the night before.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

My head is filled with the avi of @LastGerman .

Get semi drunk beforehand to take off the edge or just get very little sleep the night before.

Whats the benefit of little sleep before the interview? It will make me look uglier(if that is even possible)

 

[Cuyen]

Just be chad bro, women love that shit.

 

[The Abyss]

Whats the benefit of little sleep before the interview? It will make me look uglier(if that is even possible)

Lower inhibition & more relaxed, you'll be fidgeting & feeling anxious ganged up on by 3 foid powertripping interviewers, both options will force your body to divert energy from secondary functions to primary ones like staying awake & balanced thus you'll be low inhibition & not give a fuck.